1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

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1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by UncleBob » Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:30 pm

They have a better agent so they get better movie roles.

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by UncleBob » Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:30 pm

coco wrote:
UncleBob wrote:Goats, in general.
Goats. And again I say, goats. Their incessant bleating, their appetite for things unmentionable, their pernicious desire to climb... Beelzebub himself is oft represented as a goat; for good reason. Never has a denizen of Hell been so worthy of the flames therein as a goat.
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Post by UncleBob » Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:31 pm

Always leaving the cheese out to get hard.
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Post by Skip » Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:32 pm

A goat once bit his sister.
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Post by coco » Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:33 pm

They eat my tobacco.
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Post by Irish-Dane » Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:33 pm

The fact that goats didn't bite his sister more often.
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Post by FredS » Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:33 pm

They're not sheep.
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Post by UncleBob » Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:34 pm

His sister once bit a goat.








It sued and won a gay wedding cake.
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Post by coco » Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:34 pm

UncleBob wrote:Back row, 3rd from left
Teen Wolf was indeed my greatest role.
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Post by UncleBob » Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:35 pm

coco wrote:
UncleBob wrote:Back row, 3rd from left
Teen Wolf was indeed my greatest role.
Yeah... something about "exposed" and "movie ending".
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Post by UncleBob » Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:37 pm

His sister started dating a goat in high school. Because of this, the family had to move and coco never got to attend his 7th grade fall dance.









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Post by Irish-Dane » Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:38 pm

Goat Blood.
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Post by coco » Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:39 pm

Those little bones in my curry
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Post by Irish-Dane » Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:40 pm

Curry mixed with goat blood.
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Post by UncleBob » Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:41 pm

coco auditioned for a role in a movie about a small town that did not allow dancing and a young dancer who bucks the system and teaches a community a valuable lesson. The goat director cast Bacon instead.

To this day he secretly believes that bacon trumps coco in the food pyramid.
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Post by coco » Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:41 pm

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Post by coco » Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:42 pm

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Post by coco » Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:43 pm

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:43 pm

They are never as fun in real life as they are in the game

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Post by UncleBob » Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:45 pm

coco invented leg warmers just to fit in after dancing with his goat friends one evening. He made millions only to lose it all in a lawsuit filed by his goat friends claiming that they already invented it through evolution.







Oh, and they also won a gay wedding cake.
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