1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by mont974x4 » Mon Oct 03, 2016 8:43 pm

How Coco spots his car in the Chuck E Cheese parking lot...Image
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

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Post by coco » Tue Oct 04, 2016 6:36 am

mont974x4 wrote:How Coco spots his car in the Chuck E Cheese parking lot...Image
Chuck E. Cheese irritates me. People with kids will understand.
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Post by mont974x4 » Tue Oct 04, 2016 6:41 am

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mont974x4 wrote:How Coco spots his car in the Chuck E Cheese parking lot...Image
Chuck E. Cheese irritates me. People with kids will understand.
There is one in Billings, which about 3 1/2 hours from here. When our kids were little we would drive down there for a little getaway. Supper was at Texas Roadhouse. Then we'd let the kids swim in the hotel pool. The next morning we would hit Dennys for breakfast after the kids swam a bit. Then hit Chuck E Cheese right when they opened. Nobody else would be there and the kids were already full. Let them play games for an hour then drive home.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by UncleBob » Mon Oct 17, 2016 2:56 pm

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Post by Jocose » Mon Oct 17, 2016 3:30 pm

They release large amounts of flatulence into his CPAP machine and blame it on the dog.
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Post by coco » Mon Oct 17, 2016 3:44 pm

Last year, the goat set itself on fire, in a way – faulty wiring in the Christmas lights reportedly sparked an ignition of the straw, and its glorious destruction was captured on video...
Ahhh... Burning goats... It just makes the soul sing, doesn't it?
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Post by coco » Mon Oct 17, 2016 3:46 pm

Jocose wrote:They release large amounts of flatulence into his CPAP machine and blame it on the dog.
Fartsome creatures, they are.
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Post by durangopipe » Thu Oct 27, 2016 5:44 pm

Just for fun, I did a Wiki read about my son's old ship and almost fell out of my chair when I read this:
Wikipedia wrote:USS Lake Erie (CG-70) is a Ticonderoga-class guided-missile cruiser of the United States Navy, named after the U.S. Navy's decisive victory in the Battle of Lake Erie during the War of 1812. She is the first U.S. Navy ship to be commissioned in Hawaii.[6]

USS Lake Erie is a baseline 4 Ticonderoga class ship, with integrated AN/UYK-43/44 computers (in place of UYK-7 and UYK-20) and superset computer programs originally developed for the Arleigh Burke-class guided missile destroyers. The Lake Erie also has an improved UYS-20 data display system and various decision aids, as well as the SQS-53C sonar and the SQR-19 sonar data processor.

In November 2015, investigators noted that a weird culture had developed on board the Lake Erie, including a grueling schedule with arbitrary weekend workdays; a supply officer so offensive that he was ordered not to speak to any E-6 or below; a crew that spent hours repeatedly cleaning the same places just to look busy; work done and redone because of miscommunication with the shipyardand the CO storing a goat on board.
I'm pretty sure all of this happened after he left the Navy. He's never mentioned anything like this.
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Post by UncleBob » Wed Nov 02, 2016 2:54 pm

They have chainsaws.

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Post by John-Boy » Wed Nov 02, 2016 4:13 pm

UncleBob wrote:They have chainsaws.

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Post by hugodrax » Wed Nov 02, 2016 7:09 pm

Gonna be a few less things about coco that annoy this goat.
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Post by hugodrax » Wed Nov 02, 2016 7:10 pm

The Goat Anti-Defamation League trains hard.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by JimVH » Wed Nov 02, 2016 7:55 pm

John-Boy wrote:
UncleBob wrote:Image
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I'm a lumber goat and I'm ok...

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Post by Jocose » Wed Nov 02, 2016 8:04 pm

JimVH wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
UncleBob wrote:Image
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I'm a lumber goat and I'm ok...
Dang it Jim, I started singing that too and was gonna post the same thing.
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Post by JimVH » Wed Nov 02, 2016 8:05 pm

Jocose wrote:
JimVH wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
UncleBob wrote:Image
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I'm a lumber goat and I'm ok...
Dang it Jim, I started singing that too and was gonna post the same thing.
Great minds.

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Post by Jocose » Wed Nov 02, 2016 8:06 pm

JimVH wrote:
Jocose wrote:
JimVH wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
UncleBob wrote:Image
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I'm a lumber goat and I'm ok...
Dang it Jim, I started singing that too and was gonna post the same thing.
Great minds.
Speak for yourself.
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Post by durangopipe » Thu Nov 03, 2016 7:35 am

John-Boy wrote:
UncleBob wrote:They have chainsaws.

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Post by JimVH » Thu Nov 03, 2016 1:16 pm

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