1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by hugodrax » Tue Apr 04, 2017 2:15 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Tue Apr 04, 2017 1:46 pm
Sir Moose wrote:
Tue Apr 04, 2017 1:43 pm
Always watching...

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Wait...is that coco or a goat? It's getting hard to discern.
You need spectacles? Anybody can tell that that is a rather well-maintained, dapper goat with a strong sense of self. Whereas our man Coco is a sloppy fellow doing his best to look like a long-dead schismatic.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Tue Apr 04, 2017 2:25 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Tue Apr 04, 2017 2:15 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Apr 04, 2017 1:46 pm
Sir Moose wrote:
Tue Apr 04, 2017 1:43 pm
Always watching...

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Wait...is that coco or a goat? It's getting hard to discern.
You need spectacles? Anybody can tell that that is a rather well-maintained, dapper goat with a strong sense of self. Whereas our man Coco is a sloppy fellow doing his best to look like a long-dead schismatic.
Hugo annoys me.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by Sir Moose » Tue Apr 04, 2017 2:26 pm

coco wrote:
Tue Apr 04, 2017 2:25 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Apr 04, 2017 2:15 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Apr 04, 2017 1:46 pm
Sir Moose wrote:
Tue Apr 04, 2017 1:43 pm
Always watching...

Image
Wait...is that coco or a goat? It's getting hard to discern.
You need spectacles? Anybody can tell that that is a rather well-maintained, dapper goat with a strong sense of self. Whereas our man Coco is a sloppy fellow doing his best to look like a long-dead schismatic.
Hugo annoys me.
It's his sense of self, isn't it?
In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by hugodrax » Tue Apr 04, 2017 2:37 pm

Sir Moose wrote:
Tue Apr 04, 2017 2:26 pm
coco wrote:
Tue Apr 04, 2017 2:25 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Apr 04, 2017 2:15 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Apr 04, 2017 1:46 pm
Sir Moose wrote:
Tue Apr 04, 2017 1:43 pm
Always watching...

Image
Wait...is that coco or a goat? It's getting hard to discern.
You need spectacles? Anybody can tell that that is a rather well-maintained, dapper goat with a strong sense of self. Whereas our man Coco is a sloppy fellow doing his best to look like a long-dead schismatic.
Hugo annoys me.
It's his sense of self, isn't it?
It's tough to go through life without having your beard pulled.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by Del » Tue Apr 04, 2017 6:10 pm

coco wrote:
Tue Apr 04, 2017 2:25 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Apr 04, 2017 2:15 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Apr 04, 2017 1:46 pm
Sir Moose wrote:
Tue Apr 04, 2017 1:43 pm
Always watching...

Image
Wait...is that coco or a goat? It's getting hard to discern.
You need spectacles? Anybody can tell that that is a rather well-maintained, dapper goat with a strong sense of self. Whereas our man Coco is a sloppy fellow doing his best to look like a long-dead schismatic.
Hugo annoys me.
He does good work.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by UncleBob » Fri Apr 14, 2017 3:26 pm

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Fri Apr 14, 2017 3:58 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Fri Apr 14, 2017 3:26 pm
They are soooooo heroic: Speedy the goat saves a family from a fire.
Sounds more like he was trying to kill her.
Speedy was jumping on her legs and then her chest.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by UncleBob » Sat May 06, 2017 6:18 am

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by Sir Moose » Wed May 17, 2017 4:06 pm

In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Wed May 17, 2017 7:22 pm

Sir Moose wrote:
Wed May 17, 2017 4:06 pm
I don't even know what to say...

Cyclops goat born with one eye is worshipped by villagers in India

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I'm pretty sure that thing is on one of Bob's Dispensationalist charts.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by Sir Moose » Fri Jul 14, 2017 2:05 am

They steal U***n jobs.

U***n files grievance because goats - yes, goats - work better and cheaper than its members
A statement written in a newsletter indicates a grievance was filed relating to the to subcontracting and the use of goats.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by Sir Moose » Tue Jul 18, 2017 9:12 pm

Terrorizing businesses...

Gang of goats terrorizes Louisville business
While police investigated the crime scene, the company's president pulled up surveillance video of the front of the building, and watched as a gang of goats committed their crime.
In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by jruegg » Sat Jul 22, 2017 1:32 pm

Birth of 'demon goat' terrifies town; police are called
http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2017/07/21/ ... alled.html

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Sat Jul 22, 2017 2:09 pm

Sir Moose wrote:
Tue Jul 18, 2017 9:12 pm
Terrorizing businesses...

Gang of goats terrorizes Louisville business
While police investigated the crime scene, the company's president pulled up surveillance video of the front of the building, and watched as a gang of goats committed their crime.
As a former resident of Louisville, this is an outrage.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Sat Jul 22, 2017 2:10 pm

jruegg wrote:
Sat Jul 22, 2017 1:32 pm
Birth of 'demon goat' terrifies town; police are called
http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2017/07/21/ ... alled.html

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All of them are demons, this one just shows it.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Sat Jul 22, 2017 2:10 pm

I had goat for lunch. One more down.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by hugodrax » Sat Jul 22, 2017 3:07 pm

coco wrote:
Sat Jul 22, 2017 2:10 pm
I had goat for lunch. One more down.
:lol: :lol:
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by FredS » Wed Jul 26, 2017 7:14 am

Here's yer Grand Champion Goat for the 2017 Douglas COunty Fair
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by greenbriar » Wed Jul 26, 2017 7:16 am

They crowd out the chickens trying to steal their food when I go to feed my chickens

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