1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by Hovannes » Sat Nov 26, 2016 10:12 pm

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by ReverendThom » Mon Nov 28, 2016 12:30 pm

“I believe that many who find that "nothing happens" when they sit down, or kneel down, to a book of devotion, would find that the heart sings unbidden while they are working their way through a tough bit of theology with a pipe in their teeth and a pencil in their hand.”

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by JimVH » Mon Nov 28, 2016 12:55 pm

ReverendThom wrote:For my friend, Coco

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9_YXGVmco4
For. The. Win.
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Post by coco » Mon Nov 28, 2016 5:35 pm

JimVH wrote:
ReverendThom wrote:For my friend, Coco

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9_YXGVmco4
For. The. Win.
I went into the video thoroughly expecting it to be terrible. However, it was worse than that.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by Sir Moose » Thu Dec 01, 2016 12:06 pm

Mail theft.

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Post by mont974x4 » Mon Dec 05, 2016 9:38 am

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Cooter, our office mascot, set up an ambush in our break area.
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

Ire attracter-at-large and general misanthrope.

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Post by GaryInVA » Wed Dec 07, 2016 11:31 am

They have more fun in the back seat of dune buggies than Coco does.

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Post by UncleBob » Tue Dec 13, 2016 8:39 am

They are always asking for accommodations:

Pagan Mainer gets license after being rejected for wearing horns

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They've got a leading role in his nightmares.

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Post by UncleBob » Tue Dec 27, 2016 11:03 am

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

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Post by durangopipe » Tue Dec 27, 2016 5:14 pm

UncleBob wrote:They are always asking for accommodations:

Pagan Mainer gets license after being rejected for wearing horns

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When I first saw the link my synapses misfired and I read Pagan Mainer as somebody's name. Then I discovered it was the description of a guy named Phelan MoonSong.

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Post by coco » Sat Dec 31, 2016 4:03 pm

Sir Moose wrote:Mail theft.

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Close the door and annoy the mailman after the holidays.
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Post by coco » Sat Dec 31, 2016 4:03 pm

mont974x4 wrote:Image

Cooter, our office mascot, set up an ambush in our break area.
Mont's whole office annoys me.
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Post by coco » Sat Dec 31, 2016 4:05 pm

Ether wrote:Image

They've got a leading role in his nightmares.
It has four eyes. I'm pretty sure it's from one of those Dispensationalists charts. Dispensationalists annoy me also.
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Post by coco » Sat Dec 31, 2016 4:06 pm

Remarkable talent wasted remarkably. Westerners, in decline at present, tend to esteem all such wastes.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Sat Dec 31, 2016 4:07 pm

durangopipe wrote:
UncleBob wrote:They are always asking for accommodations:

Pagan Mainer gets license after being rejected for wearing horns

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When I first saw the link my synapses misfired and I read Pagan Mainer as somebody's name. Then I discovered it was the description of a guy named Phelan MoonSong.

Wish I'd been right the first time.
Even if he didn't feel it necessary to impersonate a goat, anyone named "Phelan Moonsong" would inevitably annoy me.
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Post by coco » Sat Dec 31, 2016 4:08 pm

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The film features a comedic story about a friendship between the village-boy Kuba and his goat in medieval Prague. In Prague, Kuba falls in love with Máca, a worldly girl. The Goat begins to envy this relationship.
Goats indulge in the deadly sin of envy.
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Post by coco » Sat Dec 31, 2016 4:10 pm

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They love churchwardens, annoying both me and Morley.
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Post by UncleBob » Sat Dec 31, 2016 4:12 pm

They are into Steampunk:

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