1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

The part of the church where the silliest things happen. Conversations that sound like they belong in the youth room will be moved here.
Post Reply
User avatar
UncleBob
CPS Theological Dogmatician
CPS Theological Dogmatician
Posts: 33206
Joined: Tue Aug 03, 2004 6:00 pm
Location: Lubbock, TX USA
Contact:

Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by UncleBob » Wed Oct 04, 2017 5:25 pm

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

"You guys are weird." - Mrs. FredS

User avatar
gaining_age
What's-his-name - President: Devo Fan Club Intl
What's-his-name - President: Devo Fan Club Intl
Posts: 15304
Joined: Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:00 pm
Location: sun soaked Arizona

Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by gaining_age » Wed Oct 04, 2017 7:03 pm

They stink at sliding..... sliding!!!

Image
Out of control odd rare old man (or possibly an hobbyist). -- Label by The Big R.
The 6s of 1st John:
2:6 Whoever claims to live in him must walk as Jesus walked
3:6 No one who lives in him keeps on sinning

User avatar
Sir Moose
President Jar-Jar Binks fan club: "Meesa tink he da best!" - Perpetually in Trouble
President Jar-Jar Binks fan club: "Meesa tink he da best!" - Perpetually in Trouble
Posts: 2759
Joined: Tue Mar 03, 2015 1:17 am
Location: NW Washington
Contact:

Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by Sir Moose » Mon Oct 16, 2017 9:46 pm

They needlessly endanger noble, heroic dogs.

Goat-Herding Dog Refused To Abandon Flock Amid Firestorm, Miraculously Survived
“By 11:10 we could see the first of the flames across the valley,” he wrote on his Facebook page. “By 11:15 they were growing larger and the winds went mad. We had loaded up the dogs and cats, but Odin, our stubborn and fearless Great Pyrenees would not leave the goats.”
...
So the family reluctantly and with heavy hearts, watched Odin was they were departing, hoping they would see him again but knowing it was likely he would not survive.
In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.

User avatar
coco
Uniquely Duggish
Uniquely Duggish
Posts: 27548
Joined: Sun Feb 01, 2009 6:00 pm
Location: Sweet Home Alabama
Contact:

Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Tue Oct 17, 2017 5:17 am

gaining_age wrote:
Wed Oct 04, 2017 7:03 pm
They stink at sliding..... sliding!!!

Image
I think it's dead.




Good.
"Like a gold ring in a pig's snout is a cob with a forever lucite stem." (Pipverbs 1:1)
"No more signatures that quote other CPS members." - Thunk

User avatar
coco
Uniquely Duggish
Uniquely Duggish
Posts: 27548
Joined: Sun Feb 01, 2009 6:00 pm
Location: Sweet Home Alabama
Contact:

Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Tue Oct 17, 2017 5:20 am

UncleBob wrote:
Wed Oct 04, 2017 5:25 pm
They are rabble rousers: Goats, donkey corralled after getting loose in Pittsburgh
"The goats had been in the park for about a week helping to clear vegetation" should be "eating all the #%^$%@ flowers."
"Like a gold ring in a pig's snout is a cob with a forever lucite stem." (Pipverbs 1:1)
"No more signatures that quote other CPS members." - Thunk

User avatar
Del
Hacked by Kellyanne Conway
Hacked by Kellyanne Conway
Posts: 36269
Joined: Mon Mar 03, 2008 6:00 pm
Location: Madison, WI
Contact:

Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by Del » Tue Oct 17, 2017 7:26 am

coco wrote:
Tue Oct 17, 2017 5:20 am
"The goats had been in the park for about a week helping to clear vegetation" should be "eating all the #%^$%@ flowers."
My friends in Pittsburgh can sleep safely now.
"Utter frogshit from start to finish." - Onyx

"Let all bitterness and wrath and anger and clamor and slander be put away from you, along with all malice. Be kind to one another, tender-hearted, forgiving each other, just as God in Christ also has forgiven you." - Eph 4

User avatar
UncleBob
CPS Theological Dogmatician
CPS Theological Dogmatician
Posts: 33206
Joined: Tue Aug 03, 2004 6:00 pm
Location: Lubbock, TX USA
Contact:

Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by UncleBob » Tue Oct 31, 2017 1:45 pm

They want yer pizza:
Image
"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

"You guys are weird." - Mrs. FredS

User avatar
coco
Uniquely Duggish
Uniquely Duggish
Posts: 27548
Joined: Sun Feb 01, 2009 6:00 pm
Location: Sweet Home Alabama
Contact:

Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:31 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Tue Oct 31, 2017 1:45 pm
They want yer pizza:
Image
They can have the strawberry pizza.
"Like a gold ring in a pig's snout is a cob with a forever lucite stem." (Pipverbs 1:1)
"No more signatures that quote other CPS members." - Thunk

User avatar
Winton
Frozen Sing-A-Long Elsa Doll
Frozen Sing-A-Long Elsa Doll
Posts: 1003
Joined: Sat Jun 21, 2014 3:23 pm

Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by Winton » Sat Apr 07, 2018 7:24 am

Another story about goat getting into a place they should not be.

https://edition.cnn.com/2018/04/06/us/p ... index.html

User avatar
SlowToke
John Crosby's Friend
John Crosby's Friend
Posts: 8454
Joined: Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:00 pm
Location: Cloverdale, IN
Contact:

Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by SlowToke » Sat Apr 07, 2018 8:02 am

coco wrote:
Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:31 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Oct 31, 2017 1:45 pm
They want yer pizza:
Image
They can have the strawberry pizza.
There's no such thing as strawberry pizza. Whoever decided to call strawberry pastry a pizza should do hard time.
Wayne Teipen
http://teipenpipes.com
"Fools have no interest in understanding; they only want to air their own opinions." Proverbs 18:2

"Life is tough, and it's tougher when you're stupid." -- John Wayne

User avatar
hugodrax
All Around Nice Guy
All Around Nice Guy
Posts: 16268
Joined: Fri Jan 25, 2013 6:00 pm
Location: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Contact:

Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by hugodrax » Sat Apr 07, 2018 8:48 am

SlowToke wrote:
Sat Apr 07, 2018 8:02 am
coco wrote:
Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:31 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Oct 31, 2017 1:45 pm
They want yer pizza:
Image
They can have the strawberry pizza.
There's no such thing as strawberry pizza. Whoever decided to call strawberry pastry a pizza should do hard time.
Wow. You're tough. You aren't wrong, mind. But you're tough!
Etiam mihi opinio anserem perirent.

User avatar
SlowToke
John Crosby's Friend
John Crosby's Friend
Posts: 8454
Joined: Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:00 pm
Location: Cloverdale, IN
Contact:

Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by SlowToke » Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:49 am

hugodrax wrote:
Sat Apr 07, 2018 8:48 am
SlowToke wrote:
Sat Apr 07, 2018 8:02 am
coco wrote:
Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:31 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Oct 31, 2017 1:45 pm
They want yer pizza:
Image
They can have the strawberry pizza.
There's no such thing as strawberry pizza. Whoever decided to call strawberry pastry a pizza should do hard time.
Wow. You're tough. You aren't wrong, mind. But you're tough!
I wouldn't be so tough if this wasn't what's wrong with today's society. Drastic times call for drastic measures.
Wayne Teipen
http://teipenpipes.com
"Fools have no interest in understanding; they only want to air their own opinions." Proverbs 18:2

"Life is tough, and it's tougher when you're stupid." -- John Wayne

User avatar
coco
Uniquely Duggish
Uniquely Duggish
Posts: 27548
Joined: Sun Feb 01, 2009 6:00 pm
Location: Sweet Home Alabama
Contact:

Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Sat Apr 07, 2018 6:34 pm

From the "Flavors of Summer" thread:
JimVH wrote:
Wed Apr 04, 2018 10:02 am
John-Boy wrote:
Wed Apr 04, 2018 9:59 am
Fresh cut grass
Except when it gets caught in my teeth.
Perhaps Jim has been hiding something.
"Like a gold ring in a pig's snout is a cob with a forever lucite stem." (Pipverbs 1:1)
"No more signatures that quote other CPS members." - Thunk

Nature of a Man
Congregation
Congregation
Posts: 41
Joined: Mon Jun 05, 2017 12:14 am

Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by Nature of a Man » Sat Apr 07, 2018 10:58 pm

I'm not sure where this is headed, but I'm enjoying the show nonetheless.

User avatar
Del
Hacked by Kellyanne Conway
Hacked by Kellyanne Conway
Posts: 36269
Joined: Mon Mar 03, 2008 6:00 pm
Location: Madison, WI
Contact:

Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by Del » Sun Apr 08, 2018 3:12 pm

coco wrote:
Sat Apr 07, 2018 6:34 pm
From the "Flavors of Summer" thread:
JimVH wrote:
Wed Apr 04, 2018 10:02 am
John-Boy wrote:
Wed Apr 04, 2018 9:59 am
Fresh cut grass
Except when it gets caught in my teeth.
Perhaps Jim has been hiding something.
Image
"Utter frogshit from start to finish." - Onyx

"Let all bitterness and wrath and anger and clamor and slander be put away from you, along with all malice. Be kind to one another, tender-hearted, forgiving each other, just as God in Christ also has forgiven you." - Eph 4

User avatar
Sir Moose
President Jar-Jar Binks fan club: "Meesa tink he da best!" - Perpetually in Trouble
President Jar-Jar Binks fan club: "Meesa tink he da best!" - Perpetually in Trouble
Posts: 2759
Joined: Tue Mar 03, 2015 1:17 am
Location: NW Washington
Contact:

Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by Sir Moose » Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:50 pm

Somebody who knows his shipping address and has a few extra bucks (no pun intended) sitting around is sorely tempted to send him one of these.
In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.

User avatar
coco
Uniquely Duggish
Uniquely Duggish
Posts: 27548
Joined: Sun Feb 01, 2009 6:00 pm
Location: Sweet Home Alabama
Contact:

Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Mon Apr 16, 2018 5:36 am

Sir Moose wrote:
Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:50 pm
Somebody who knows his shipping address and has a few extra bucks (no pun intended) sitting around is sorely tempted to send him one of these.
I could wear it on my head for hootenannies.
"Like a gold ring in a pig's snout is a cob with a forever lucite stem." (Pipverbs 1:1)
"No more signatures that quote other CPS members." - Thunk

Post Reply