The Greatest Condiment

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Which is The Greatest Condiment?

Catsup
6
19%
Yellow Mustard
1
3%
Mayo
4
13%
Louisiana-style Hot Sauce
8
25%
Worcestershire Sauce
1
3%
Soy Sauce
1
3%
Sriracha
2
6%
Oriental Hot Oil
1
3%
Chutney
0
No votes
Other (please be specific)
8
25%
 
Total votes: 32

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Re: The Greatest Condiment

Post by sweetandsour » Sat Apr 30, 2016 9:18 pm

Del wrote:If there can be only one, then let it be Cajun Hot Sauce!
This. There's been a bottle on my table since before it was my table. Sometimes I add a little of one of the other substances listed in the poll; but LHS is the base.
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Re: The Greatest Condiment

Post by Hovannes » Sat Apr 30, 2016 9:54 pm

Horseradish. The mother of all condiments.

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Re: The Greatest Condiment

Post by JimVH » Sat Apr 30, 2016 10:13 pm

I wouldn't call it the greatest, but I like steak sauce (A1, H57, etc.) on a variety of things - eggs, potatoes, sandwiches, etc.
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Re: The Greatest Condiment

Post by OldWorldSwine » Sat Apr 30, 2016 10:14 pm

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Re: The Greatest Condiment

Post by hogleg » Sun May 01, 2016 5:43 am

Wasabi.

Alternatively, horseradish.
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Re: The Greatest Condiment

Post by John-Boy » Fri May 06, 2016 5:28 pm

I had some of this the other day:
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outstanding... gotta find some to take home.
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Re: The Greatest Condiment

Post by hugodrax » Fri May 06, 2016 6:36 pm

Try a grocery store?
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Re: The Greatest Condiment

Post by Jocose » Fri May 06, 2016 6:40 pm

What? Was Wal-mart out?
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Re: RE: Re: The Greatest Condiment

Post by John-Boy » Fri May 06, 2016 6:46 pm

hugodrax wrote:Try a grocery store?
I dunno. Maybe.
Jocose wrote:What? Was Wal-mart out?
I saw it on Amazon. Hoping I can find a mom and pop mustard distributor.
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Re: RE: Re: The Greatest Condiment

Post by JimVH » Fri May 06, 2016 6:54 pm

John-Boy wrote:
hugodrax wrote:Try a grocery store?
I dunno. Maybe.
Jocose wrote:What? Was Wal-mart out?
I saw it on Amazon. Hoping I can find a mom and pop mustard distributor.
My grocer has it. Mustard box pass?
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Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: The Greatest Condiment

Post by John-Boy » Fri May 06, 2016 8:03 pm

JimVH wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
hugodrax wrote:Try a grocery store?
I dunno. Maybe.
Jocose wrote:What? Was Wal-mart out?
I saw it on Amazon. Hoping I can find a mom and pop mustard distributor.
My grocer has it. Mustard box pass?
I'm in
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Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: The Greatest Condiment

Post by Jocose » Fri May 06, 2016 8:09 pm

John-Boy wrote:
JimVH wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
hugodrax wrote:Try a grocery store?
I dunno. Maybe.
Jocose wrote:What? Was Wal-mart out?
I saw it on Amazon. Hoping I can find a mom and pop mustard distributor.
My grocer has it. Mustard box pass?
I'm in
What are the rules?
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Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: The Greatest Condiment

Post by JimVH » Fri May 06, 2016 8:14 pm

Jocose wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
JimVH wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
hugodrax wrote:Try a grocery store?
I dunno. Maybe.
Jocose wrote:What? Was Wal-mart out?
I saw it on Amazon. Hoping I can find a mom and pop mustard distributor.
My grocer has it. Mustard box pass?
I'm in
What are the rules?
Don't toy with me.
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Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: The Greatest Condiment

Post by Jocose » Fri May 06, 2016 8:22 pm

JimVH wrote:
Jocose wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
JimVH wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
hugodrax wrote:Try a grocery store?
I dunno. Maybe.
Jocose wrote:What? Was Wal-mart out?
I saw it on Amazon. Hoping I can find a mom and pop mustard distributor.
My grocer has it. Mustard box pass?
I'm in
What are the rules?
Don't toy with me.
Seems reasonable enough, is it too late to get in on this?
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Re: The Greatest Condiment

Post by UncleBob » Tue Nov 07, 2017 12:38 pm

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

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Re: The Greatest Condiment

Post by Pepik » Tue Nov 07, 2017 1:29 pm

Weak opinion piece.

Aioli >>> Mayo
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Re: The Greatest Condiment

Post by hugodrax » Tue Nov 07, 2017 1:43 pm

Pepik wrote:
Tue Nov 07, 2017 1:29 pm
Weak opinion piece.

Aioli >>> Mayo
It's The Tool of the Devil. Emulsions revolt me.
Etiam mihi opinio anserem perirent.

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Re: The Greatest Condiment

Post by coco » Tue Nov 07, 2017 3:24 pm

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Re: The Greatest Condiment

Post by hugodrax » Tue Nov 07, 2017 3:55 pm

coco wrote:
Tue Nov 07, 2017 3:24 pm
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Etiam mihi opinio anserem perirent.

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Re: The Greatest Condiment

Post by Pepik » Tue Nov 07, 2017 3:56 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Tue Nov 07, 2017 1:43 pm
It's The Tool of the Devil. Emulsions revolt me.

What in all that is holy, that you have against Salad Dressings, Gravies, Sauces, Cream Puffs, Sausages, Salumi, Chocolate, Cakes, cream in your Expresso, Homogenized milk, Cheese, and Butter!?!?!?

Hell without diesel, how'd you get all your lovely P&C deliveries?

You have earned one (1) Reckoning. Prepare yourself, Mister Man...
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