Lubbock in the News

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Lubbock in the News

Post by hugodrax » Fri Dec 25, 2015 9:18 am

It's in the Daily Mail, Onyx. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... there.html

Lubbock helped ruin Christmas.
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Re: Lubbock in the News

Post by UncleBob » Fri Dec 25, 2015 9:52 am

There was a liberal on board. As you know, Lubbock is a liberal no-fly zone. No worries, everyone. The liberal was successfully tranquilized and relocated to a liberal preserve in Austin where she will live the rest of her days in peace while eating kale and muttering about how much Del and Cheney resemble each other.
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Re: Lubbock in the News

Post by CW Spook » Fri Dec 25, 2015 7:06 pm

Lots of places I'd much less rather be than Lubbock, unless I was stranded there with a whiny liberal...
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Re: Lubbock in the News

Post by StatHaldol » Sat Dec 26, 2015 5:09 am

CW Spook wrote:Lots of places I'd much less rather be than Lubbock, unless I was stranded there with a whiny liberal...
There's a pretty girl behind every tree in Lubbock!!
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Re: Lubbock in the News

Post by CW Spook » Sat Dec 26, 2015 8:22 am

StatHaldol wrote:
CW Spook wrote:Lots of places I'd much less rather be than Lubbock, unless I was stranded there with a whiny liberal...
There's a pretty girl behind every tree in Lubbock!!
That's what we used to say about Adak... :lol:
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Re: Lubbock in the News

Post by UncleBob » Sat Dec 26, 2015 9:56 am

StatHaldol wrote:
CW Spook wrote:Lots of places I'd much less rather be than Lubbock, unless I was stranded there with a whiny liberal...
There's a pretty girl behind every tree in Lubbock!!
With all its failings, there is no shortage of hot chicks in Lubbock. Intelligent chicks...well...lets just say there are some hotties about and leave it at that.
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Re: Lubbock in the News

Post by Del » Sat Dec 26, 2015 4:54 pm

StatHaldol wrote:
CW Spook wrote:Lots of places I'd much less rather be than Lubbock, unless I was stranded there with a whiny liberal...
There's a pretty girl behind every tree in Lubbock!!
They got trees in Lubbock????
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Re: Lubbock in the News

Post by UncleBob » Sat Jan 16, 2016 12:11 pm

Last night some numbnut stole the spare tire, cover, and lugnuts off the back of the Jeep.

Police: Well, nothing you can do, really. Third time in a year that someone stole from your vehicle? Well, you could get a security camera so you can watch them steal stuff after the fact. Shoot them? Oh no...well not officially, you know (wink, wink,nudge, nudge. Know what I mean?).
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Re: Lubbock in the News

Post by John-Boy » Sat Jan 16, 2016 12:31 pm

UncleBob wrote:Last night some numbnut stole the spare tire, cover, and lugnuts off the back of the Jeep.

Police: Well, nothing you can do, really. Third time in a year that someone stole from your vehicle? Well, you could get a security camera so you can watch them steal stuff after the fact. Shoot them? Oh no...well not officially, you know (wink, wink,nudge, nudge. Know what I mean?).
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Re: Lubbock in the News

Post by Rusty » Sat Jan 16, 2016 7:30 pm

UncleBob wrote:Last night some numbnut stole the spare tire, cover, and lugnuts off the back of the Jeep.

Police: Well, nothing you can do, really. Third time in a year that someone stole from your vehicle? Well, you could get a security camera so you can watch them steal stuff after the fact. Shoot them? Oh no...well not officially, you know (wink, wink,nudge, nudge. Know what I mean?).
I would never assume that there are Christians here. A Christian would fill the garage with spare tires and lugnuts.

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Re: Lubbock in the News

Post by Jocose » Sat Jan 16, 2016 8:05 pm

UncleBob wrote:Last night some numbnut stole the spare tire, cover, and lugnuts off the back of the Jeep.

Police: Well, nothing you can do, really. Third time in a year that someone stole from your vehicle? Well, you could get a security camera so you can watch them steal stuff after the fact. Shoot them? Oh no...well not officially, you know (wink, wink,nudge, nudge. Know what I mean?).
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Re: Lubbock in the News

Post by Cliff » Sun Jan 17, 2016 7:30 am

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Post by UncleBob » Wed Feb 17, 2016 6:04 pm

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

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Re: Lubbock in the News

Post by UncleBob » Fri Apr 15, 2016 12:45 pm

ZZ Top’s Dusty Hill Dislocates Shoulder, Show Postponed
ZZ Top have been forced to postpone at least one show on their current tour following an injury to bassist Dusty Hill.

Hill apparently fell backstage prior to the band’s scheduled appearance in Lubbock, Texas, yesterday, dislocating his shoulder in the process. Lubbock station KFMX reports that an unidentified representative of the group or venue walked out onstage to inform the crowd of the postponement.
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Post by UncleBob » Fri Apr 15, 2016 8:27 pm

Overcome by sleep, FedEx worker accidentally stows away on flight
A FedEx Express hub worker is believed to have napped his way from Memphis to Lubbock after unintentionally falling asleep while loading a plane, officials said.
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Re: Lubbock in the News

Post by Del » Fri Apr 15, 2016 8:36 pm

UncleBob wrote:Overcome by sleep, FedEx worker accidentally stows away on flight
A FedEx Express hub worker is believed to have napped his way from Memphis to Lubbock after unintentionally falling asleep while loading a plane, officials said.
Or maybe he just absolutely, positively had to be there tomorrow.
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Post by UncleBob » Tue May 10, 2016 8:27 am

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

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Post by JimVH » Tue May 10, 2016 9:37 am

"Burritos should not crunch." The Bible

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Re: Lubbock in the News

Post by UncleBob » Tue May 10, 2016 9:42 am

JimVH wrote:
Congratulations?
Houston is No. 4. So, well done?
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Re: Lubbock in the News

Post by JimVH » Tue May 10, 2016 10:19 am

UncleBob wrote:
JimVH wrote:
Congratulations?
Houston is No. 4. So, well done?
We were robbed. We are much better at crime than that.
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