ATTN: Cargo short wearers

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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Jocose » Sun Jun 11, 2017 11:08 pm

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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by infidel » Mon Jun 12, 2017 11:23 am

Jocose wrote:
Sun Jun 11, 2017 11:00 pm
Why no man should wear cargo shorts

"If you're still looking for places to keep extra items, there's always the possibility of carrying a bag with you. You know, like everyone else"

:lol:
Everything in that article is 180 degrees from correct.

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Which one looks like a man and which one looks like a preppy frat boy? Seriously!

Who cares if their clothes to look "slimmer and more flattering"? Women, that's who. Who carries their stuff in a "bag"? Women, that's who. Who wants to see your knees and more of your thighs when you sit? The metrosexuals at Business Insider, apparently.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Cleon » Mon Jun 12, 2017 12:41 pm

infidel wrote:
Mon Jun 12, 2017 11:23 am
Jocose wrote:
Sun Jun 11, 2017 11:00 pm
Why no man should wear cargo shorts

"If you're still looking for places to keep extra items, there's always the possibility of carrying a bag with you. You know, like everyone else"

:lol:
Everything in that article is 180 degrees from correct.

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Which one looks like a man and which one looks like a preppy frat boy? Seriously!

Who cares if their clothes to look "slimmer and more flattering"? Women, that's who. Who carries their stuff in a "bag"? Women, that's who. Who wants to see your knees and more of your thighs when you sit? The metrosexuals at Business Insider, apparently.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by mont974x4 » Mon Jun 12, 2017 12:45 pm

I'm wearing cargo pants today.


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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Bloodhound » Mon Jun 12, 2017 1:59 pm

I wore cargo shorts yesterday...went to the lumber yard, the store and the gas station. Very nice to have a pocket I don't sit on for my phone, one for my wallet and just darned comfortable.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Jocose » Mon Jun 12, 2017 2:50 pm

Cleon wrote:
Mon Jun 12, 2017 12:41 pm
infidel wrote:
Mon Jun 12, 2017 11:23 am
Jocose wrote:
Sun Jun 11, 2017 11:00 pm
Why no man should wear cargo shorts

"If you're still looking for places to keep extra items, there's always the possibility of carrying a bag with you. You know, like everyone else"

:lol:
Everything in that article is 180 degrees from correct.

Image

Which one looks like a man and which one looks like a preppy frat boy? Seriously!

Who cares if their clothes to look "slimmer and more flattering"? Women, that's who. Who carries their stuff in a "bag"? Women, that's who. Who wants to see your knees and more of your thighs when you sit? The metrosexuals at Business Insider, apparently.
Jocose wrote:"Hey Honey Coug, do these shorts flatter my butt and show off my junk? Here, hold my murse while I adjust."
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by hugodrax » Mon Jun 12, 2017 3:52 pm

On a 1 to 10 scale, Jo, how blue collar are you?

1--where you talking to me, old boy?

2--we did have a factory worker marry in 4 or 5 generations ago.

3--I'm afraid my grandfather was in trade

4--Mother was good looking, but we didn't visit her family much. Bit common, but fine yeoman stock

5--sorry, come back after I change the oil in my Subaru.

6--cargo shorts.

7--I'm the guy that puts the eight great tomatoes in the little tiny can.

8--Nascar fan.

9--unemployed, replaced by robot.

10--I'm huddsbaggie's hero.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by coco » Mon Jun 12, 2017 4:05 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Mon Jun 12, 2017 3:52 pm
On a 1 to 10 scale, Jo, how blue collar are you?

1--where you talking to me, old boy?

2--we did have a factory worker marry in 4 or 5 generations ago.

3--I'm afraid my grandfather was in trade

4--Mother was good looking, but we didn't visit her family much. Bit common, but fine yeoman stock

5--sorry, come back after I change the oil in my Subaru.

6--cargo shorts.

7--I'm the guy that puts the eight great tomatoes in the little tiny can.

8--Nascar fan.

9--unemployed, replaced by robot.

10--I'm huddsbaggie's hero.
He's an engineer.

And so am I.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by mont974x4 » Mon Jun 12, 2017 5:10 pm

coco wrote:
hugodrax wrote:
Mon Jun 12, 2017 3:52 pm
On a 1 to 10 scale, Jo, how blue collar are you?

1--where you talking to me, old boy?

2--we did have a factory worker marry in 4 or 5 generations ago.

3--I'm afraid my grandfather was in trade

4--Mother was good looking, but we didn't visit her family much. Bit common, but fine yeoman stock

5--sorry, come back after I change the oil in my Subaru.

6--cargo shorts.

7--I'm the guy that puts the eight great tomatoes in the little tiny can.

8--Nascar fan.

9--unemployed, replaced by robot.

10--I'm huddsbaggie's hero.
He's an engineer.

And so am I.
Soooo, is the 9 or 10?


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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by coco » Mon Jun 12, 2017 5:51 pm

mont974x4 wrote:
Mon Jun 12, 2017 5:10 pm
coco wrote:
hugodrax wrote:
Mon Jun 12, 2017 3:52 pm
On a 1 to 10 scale, Jo, how blue collar are you?

1--where you talking to me, old boy?

2--we did have a factory worker marry in 4 or 5 generations ago.

3--I'm afraid my grandfather was in trade

4--Mother was good looking, but we didn't visit her family much. Bit common, but fine yeoman stock

5--sorry, come back after I change the oil in my Subaru.

6--cargo shorts.

7--I'm the guy that puts the eight great tomatoes in the little tiny can.

8--Nascar fan.

9--unemployed, replaced by robot.

10--I'm huddsbaggie's hero.
He's an engineer.

And so am I.
Soooo, is the 9 or 10?


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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by mont974x4 » Mon Jun 12, 2017 5:56 pm

coco wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
Mon Jun 12, 2017 5:10 pm
coco wrote:
hugodrax wrote:
Mon Jun 12, 2017 3:52 pm
On a 1 to 10 scale, Jo, how blue collar are you?

1--where you talking to me, old boy?

2--we did have a factory worker marry in 4 or 5 generations ago.

3--I'm afraid my grandfather was in trade

4--Mother was good looking, but we didn't visit her family much. Bit common, but fine yeoman stock

5--sorry, come back after I change the oil in my Subaru.

6--cargo shorts.

7--I'm the guy that puts the eight great tomatoes in the little tiny can.

8--Nascar fan.

9--unemployed, replaced by robot.

10--I'm huddsbaggie's hero.
He's an engineer.

And so am I.
Soooo, is the 9 or 10?


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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Gabriel » Mon Jun 12, 2017 8:11 pm

Just for Jo:

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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

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Gabriel wrote:
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I had those same cargo shorts in high school.

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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Del » Tue Jun 13, 2017 4:25 pm

Do they still sell cargo shorts?

Because it's getting to be summer time here.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by mont974x4 » Tue Jun 13, 2017 7:34 pm

Del wrote:Do they still sell cargo shorts?

Because it's getting to be summer time here.
Do they fit under your kilt?


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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Del » Tue Jun 13, 2017 8:26 pm

mont974x4 wrote:
Tue Jun 13, 2017 7:34 pm
Del wrote:Do they still sell cargo shorts?

Because it's getting to be summer time here.
Do they fit under your kilt?
Sometimes... I need a pair of work shorts.

Like when I'm climbing on a ladder.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Skip » Tue Jun 13, 2017 9:34 pm

This stupid thread has just about run its course.

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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Rusty » Tue Jun 13, 2017 9:40 pm

Skip wrote:
Tue Jun 13, 2017 9:34 pm
This stupid thread has just about run its course.

The Council of Hats will make note that this thread will be considered in the next meeting.
This is actually a carefully designed instrument that measures moderator patience.
Of course it'll eventually degenerate into metro-wear and probably self-destruct.
You guys are doing pretty well. I wouldn't have bet on more than 6 pages. :lol:
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Thunktank » Tue Jun 13, 2017 10:59 pm

Skip wrote:
Tue Jun 13, 2017 9:34 pm
This stupid thread has just about run its course.

The Council of Hats will make note that this thread will be considered in the next meeting.
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