ATTN: Cargo short wearers

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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Jocose » Wed Jun 14, 2017 9:47 am

Thunktank wrote:
Tue Jun 13, 2017 10:59 pm
Skip wrote:
Tue Jun 13, 2017 9:34 pm
This stupid thread has just about run its course.

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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Thunktank » Wed Jun 14, 2017 10:43 am

Jocose wrote:
Wed Jun 14, 2017 9:47 am
Thunktank wrote:
Tue Jun 13, 2017 10:59 pm
Skip wrote:
Tue Jun 13, 2017 9:34 pm
This stupid thread has just about run its course.

The Council of Hats will make note that this thread will be considered in the next meeting.
What? The creepy photos from Jocose are awesome!
One or two are from coco.
True.

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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by coco » Wed Jun 14, 2017 5:18 pm

Del wrote:
Tue Jun 13, 2017 4:25 pm
Do they still sell cargo shorts?

Because it's getting to be summer time here.
Yes, at WalMart. SnapChat Jo a picture the next time you see a sale.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by coco » Wed Jun 14, 2017 5:20 pm

Thunktank wrote:
Wed Jun 14, 2017 10:43 am
Jocose wrote:
Wed Jun 14, 2017 9:47 am
Thunktank wrote:
Tue Jun 13, 2017 10:59 pm
Skip wrote:
Tue Jun 13, 2017 9:34 pm
This stupid thread has just about run its course.

The Council of Hats will make note that this thread will be considered in the next meeting.
What? The creepy photos from Jocose are awesome!
One or two are from coco.
True.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Rusty » Wed Jun 14, 2017 7:15 pm

coco wrote:
Wed Jun 14, 2017 5:20 pm
Thunktank wrote:
Wed Jun 14, 2017 10:43 am
Jocose wrote:
Wed Jun 14, 2017 9:47 am
Thunktank wrote:
Tue Jun 13, 2017 10:59 pm
Skip wrote:
Tue Jun 13, 2017 9:34 pm
This stupid thread has just about run its course.

The Council of Hats will make note that this thread will be considered in the next meeting.
What? The creepy photos from Jocose are awesome!
One or two are from coco.
True.
Yer welcome.
I think the thread is still in the first movement.
Remember the ugliest pipe thread? Supposed to last a few weeks? Actual. Maybe 10 years.
Perhaps in ten years cargo shorts will be or mean something else. Be a shame to lose a cultural icon like this.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Cleon » Thu Jun 15, 2017 7:18 am

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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Del » Thu Jun 15, 2017 7:51 am

Rusty wrote:
Wed Jun 14, 2017 7:15 pm
coco wrote:
Wed Jun 14, 2017 5:20 pm
Thunktank wrote:
Wed Jun 14, 2017 10:43 am
Jocose wrote:
Wed Jun 14, 2017 9:47 am
Thunktank wrote:
Tue Jun 13, 2017 10:59 pm
Skip wrote:
Tue Jun 13, 2017 9:34 pm
This stupid thread has just about run its course.

The Council of Hats will make note that this thread will be considered in the next meeting.
What? The creepy photos from Jocose are awesome!
One or two are from coco.
True.
Yer welcome.
I think the thread is still in the first movement.
Remember the ugliest pipe thread? Supposed to last a few weeks? Actual. Maybe 10 years.
Perhaps in ten years cargo shorts will be or mean something else. Be a shame to lose a cultural icon like this.
Anything that offends the whole internet has got to be good.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Jocose » Sat Jun 24, 2017 6:37 pm

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This just in
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Jocose » Sat Jun 24, 2017 8:08 pm

Cleon wrote:
Thu Jun 15, 2017 7:18 am
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Um no, that Glock is out of battery.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by hugodrax » Sat Jun 24, 2017 8:31 pm

Jo, you gave me so many opportunities for sh☆tposting but I just love you too much to do it.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Jocose » Sat Jun 24, 2017 8:39 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Sat Jun 24, 2017 8:31 pm
Jo, you gave me so many opportunities for sh☆tposting but I just love you too much to do it.
Just trying to see how long you can hold out.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by hugodrax » Sat Jun 24, 2017 8:55 pm

Nah. I like steel and you like plastic. No need to duel. Both will go boom.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by durangopipe » Sat Jun 24, 2017 11:28 pm

CHRIS who posted this comment on a handgun forum wrote: 10/31/2014 at 1:43 am
I did not here a word about a RUGGER, the are good guns and the are made in the USA. GLOCK are not made in the USA but the are dam good guns. watch out about a TARUS I have hade two of them and the are junks as for as I am concerned and the are real in a country that hates our guts. I wood buy a highpoint before I wood buy a TAurus
(We are not making this up)

This is the sort of person who keeps a handgun by the bed.
A shotgun.
A pump.
Nearbye.

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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Jocose » Sat Jun 24, 2017 11:32 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Sat Jun 24, 2017 11:28 pm
Edit
I have a shotgun or two.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by durangopipe » Sat Jun 24, 2017 11:37 pm

I decided to edit that post.

A bit late, I fear.
Well, now it's two posts.

Good, jo.
Good.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Jocose » Sat Jun 24, 2017 11:54 pm

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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by durangopipe » Sun Jun 25, 2017 12:37 am

It's hard to teach an old man new pants.
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by Jocose » Sun Jun 25, 2017 12:47 am

durangopipe wrote:
Sun Jun 25, 2017 12:37 am
It's hard to teach an old man new pants.
Who can deny?
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by John-Boy » Wed Jun 28, 2017 11:20 am

Person with info on what to wear on the short term mission trip wrote:Guys:
church: long pants (nice jeans or kahakis) and some kind of shirt (tucked in) with a collar--a collared polo is fine
daily: cargo shorts and t-shirts
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Re: ATTN: Cargo short wearers

Post by JimVH » Wed Jun 28, 2017 1:44 pm

My stepson is in rehab. The only shorts approved for use in the center are cargo shorts.

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