Is it too early to start a candy corn thread?

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Re: Is it too early to start a candy corn thread?

Post by Bloodhound » Thu Sep 15, 2016 9:45 am

I didn't get breakfast and I am hungry enough to eat some Candy Corn........
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Re: Is it too early to start a candy corn thread?

Post by UncleBob » Fri Oct 07, 2016 10:44 am

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Re: Is it too early to start a candy corn thread?

Post by UncleBob » Fri Oct 07, 2016 10:49 am

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Re: Is it too early to start a candy corn thread?

Post by Irish-Dane » Fri Oct 07, 2016 11:07 am

Great. Now I'm hungry.
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Re: Is it too early to start a candy corn thread?

Post by Cliff » Fri Oct 07, 2016 11:53 am

It is never too early to start a candycorn thread. ..... Now I am hungry.... My diet is not supposed to include this, but I am hungry. ...mmmm
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Re: Is it too early to start a candy corn thread?

Post by sweetandsour » Thu Sep 07, 2017 5:55 pm

Getting time to start thinking about it. I may prepare some for a smoke this fall, if possible. UB knows how I think.
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Re: Is it too early to start a candy corn thread?

Post by hugodrax » Thu Sep 07, 2017 5:59 pm

I enjoy sweetened paraffin and look upon those who do not with the jaundiced eye of ineffable superiority.

There, I said it.
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Re: Is it too early to start a candy corn thread?

Post by JudgeRusty » Thu Sep 07, 2017 6:14 pm

JudgeRusty wrote:
Mon Oct 12, 2015 3:53 pm
JudgeRusty wrote:
JimVH wrote:Yep, the candy corn/peanuts mix showed up here at work this week.
I assume you all are referring to the dry roasted salted peanuts and candy corn mixture that when the ratio is just right tastes exactly like a Payday candy bar. :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:
Candy corn at its highest and best use.
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Re: Is it too early to start a candy corn thread?

Post by UncleBob » Thu Sep 07, 2017 6:20 pm

JudgeRusty wrote:
Thu Sep 07, 2017 6:14 pm
JudgeRusty wrote:
Mon Oct 12, 2015 3:53 pm
JudgeRusty wrote:
JimVH wrote:Yep, the candy corn/peanuts mix showed up here at work this week.
I assume you all are referring to the dry roasted salted peanuts and candy corn mixture that when the ratio is just right tastes exactly like a Payday candy bar. :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:
Candy corn at its highest and best use.
Yep.
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Re: Is it too early to start a candy corn thread?

Post by DepartedLight » Thu Sep 07, 2017 8:09 pm

The first Monday in October is the official candy corn opening day.

So shut yer pie hole until then.
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Re: Is it too early to start a candy corn thread?

Post by DepartedLight » Thu Sep 07, 2017 8:10 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Thu Sep 07, 2017 5:59 pm
I enjoy sweetened paraffin and look upon those who do not with the jaundiced eye of ineffable superiority.

There, I said it.
You're Sanchez? Did not see that coming.
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Re: Is it too early to start a candy corn thread?

Post by Irish-Dane » Thu Sep 07, 2017 8:55 pm

I am going to the grocery store tomorrow to stock up on water and candy corn.
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Re: Is it too early to start a candy corn thread?

Post by Sanchez » Thu Sep 07, 2017 11:11 pm

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Re: Is it too early to start a candy corn thread?

Post by hugodrax » Fri Sep 08, 2017 12:56 am

DepartedLight wrote:
Thu Sep 07, 2017 8:10 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Sep 07, 2017 5:59 pm
I enjoy sweetened paraffin and look upon those who do not with the jaundiced eye of ineffable superiority.

There, I said it.
You're Sanchez? Did not see that coming.
I blame you.
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Re: Is it too early to start a candy corn thread?

Post by tuttle » Fri Sep 08, 2017 6:27 am

in 2015, tuttle wrote:
Tue Sep 29, 2015 1:30 pm
In 2013, tuttle wrote:
in 2012, tuttle wrote:
In 2011, tuttle wrote:
Zed wrote::barf1:
+ :barf2:
I'm kind of sad I missed throwing up in 2014
I missed throwing up in 2016 too...
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Re: Is it too early to start a candy corn thread?

Post by DepartedLight » Fri Sep 08, 2017 7:01 am

tuttle wrote:
Fri Sep 08, 2017 6:27 am
in 2015, tuttle wrote:
Tue Sep 29, 2015 1:30 pm
In 2013, tuttle wrote:
in 2012, tuttle wrote:
In 2011, tuttle wrote:
Zed wrote::barf1:
+ :barf2:
I'm kind of sad I missed throwing up in 2014
I missed throwing up in 2016 too...
:lol:
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Re: Is it too early to start a candy corn thread?

Post by FredS » Fri Sep 08, 2017 7:09 am

The candy corn and peanut bowls have been out at my house for two weeks. They're kept separate (but side by side) so I can create a custom mix depending on how I feel when I walk past them.
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Re: Is it too early to start a candy corn thread?

Post by Jester » Fri Sep 08, 2017 7:23 am

FredS wrote:
Fri Sep 08, 2017 7:09 am
The candy corn and peanut bowls have been out at my house for two weeks. They're kept separate (but side by side) so I can create a custom mix depending on how I feel when I walk past them.
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Re: Is it too early to start a candy corn thread?

Post by John-Boy » Fri Sep 08, 2017 7:40 am

Saw a big bag of candy corn at Costco. Didn't get it.
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Re: Is it too early to start a candy corn thread?

Post by Jester » Fri Sep 08, 2017 8:44 am

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