I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

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I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by JimVH » Tue Sep 20, 2016 8:54 am

There, I said it.

The Tobacco Fairy is not just a mythical creature or urban legend. The TF is REAL and walks among us, spreading peace, love, and joy throughout the land.

I tried to explain the TF to my wife. She doesn't get it, or CPS in general, for that matter.
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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by Skip » Tue Sep 20, 2016 9:02 am

JimVH wrote:There, I said it.

The Tobacco Fairy is not just a mythical creature or urban legend. The TF is REAL and walks among us, spreading peace, love, and joy throughout the land.

I tried to explain the TF to my wife. She doesn't get it, or CPS in general, for that matter.
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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by Rusty » Tue Sep 20, 2016 9:11 am

JimVH wrote:There, I said it.

The Tobacco Fairy is not just a mythical creature or urban legend. The TF is REAL and walks among us, spreading peace, love, and joy throughout the land.

I tried to explain the TF to my wife. She doesn't get it, or CPS in general, for that matter.
It could be that your wife is a TF atheist. I wasn't aware that we had a general on CPS. There are certainly major PITAs and troublemakers. But a general?
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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by JimVH » Tue Sep 20, 2016 9:14 am

Rusty wrote:It could be that your wife is a TF atheist.
That would explain a couple of things.
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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by DepartedLight » Tue Sep 20, 2016 9:48 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by tuttle » Tue Sep 20, 2016 9:54 am

We got a visit from the Tobacco Fairy over the weekend!

:taco:
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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by AFRS » Tue Sep 20, 2016 10:14 am

tuttle wrote:We got a visit from the Tobacco Fairy over the weekend!

:taco:
Better call L.A. Marzulli.

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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by GaryInVA » Tue Sep 20, 2016 2:30 pm

The TF visited me a while back but I think the air at 7200 feet is too thin for them to fly so they left.
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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by hugodrax » Tue Sep 20, 2016 3:02 pm

I've donated to the fairy before, but I think it's a front.
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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by coco » Sat Oct 22, 2016 6:14 pm

I BELIEVE
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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by Irish-Dane » Sun Oct 23, 2016 10:57 am

Finally, someone started a thread about the Tobacco Fairy. I was wondering if he was choosing to remain anonymous so I didn't post about the fairy's gift to me/us.

About a month ago I received a package in the mail. Within it were two glass jars labeled, "His" and, "Her's". The latter was filled with candy corn. The former had just one piece of candy corn within.

Come to think of it, I'm not sure I like the Tobacco Fairy. The Missus loves him.
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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by coco » Sun Oct 23, 2016 11:45 am

My kids love the Tobacco Fairy. There was a lot of candy.
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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by DepartedLight » Thu Oct 27, 2016 2:25 pm

I received confirmation this afternoon that the anonymous benefactor of the "Who-Dun-It" series has delivered three thus far. There is no further information on these items available at this time.
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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by Jester » Thu Oct 27, 2016 2:54 pm

What's a tobacco fairy?
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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by Irish-Dane » Thu Oct 27, 2016 2:55 pm

Jester wrote:What's a tobacco fairy?
If you have to ask...
It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. --Colton

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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by DepartedLight » Thu Oct 27, 2016 3:18 pm

Jester wrote:What's a tobacco fairy?
A? I'm not sure. But The? Here's the deal.

The Tobacco Fairy started here on CPS as a gag. It has since grown into a completely benevolent service where benefactors must be anonymous. Anyone on CPS can get a hold of an Independently Operated Authorized TTF Representative and set up just about anything. It's your gift. We just deliver it according to our benefactors' specifications.
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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by Jocose » Thu Oct 27, 2016 3:22 pm

I check the mail nearly everyday I'm home. Nothing, nothing, no love from the TF thus my unbelief.
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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by Pepik » Thu Oct 27, 2016 3:45 pm

Jocose wrote:I check the mail nearly everyday I'm home. Nothing, nothing, no love from the TF thus my unbelief.
But did you check your P.O. Box?
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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by Jocose » Thu Oct 27, 2016 3:48 pm

Pepik wrote:
Jocose wrote:I check the mail nearly everyday I'm home. Nothing, nothing, no love from the TF thus my unbelief.
But did you check your P.O. Box?
Hmm.. Haven't checked that in a while.. I'll have to stop by and check!
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Re: I Heart the Tobacco Fairy

Post by JimVH » Thu Oct 27, 2016 3:49 pm

Jocose wrote:I check the mail nearly everyday I'm home. Nothing, nothing, no love from the TF thus my unbelief.
You just have to BELIEVE.
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