Intermittent Farting

The part of the church where the silliest things happen. Conversations that sound like they belong in the youth room will be moved here.
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Re: Intermittent Farting

Post by Bloodhound » Mon Jan 23, 2017 2:13 pm

JimVH wrote:
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OK this made me snort coffee on my keyboard
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Re: Intermittent Farting

Post by JimVH » Mon Jan 23, 2017 3:15 pm

Bloodhound wrote:
Mon Jan 23, 2017 2:13 pm
JimVH wrote:
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OK this made me snort coffee on my keyboard
Just trying to keep the truly important threads alive.

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Re: Intermittent Farting

Post by SlowToke » Mon Jan 23, 2017 3:18 pm

I don't get the thread title. It seems an oxymoron. Is there even such a thing as a continuous fart? Seems any attempt would likely end in a shart or worse.
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Re: Intermittent Farting

Post by Ether » Mon Jan 23, 2017 3:35 pm

SlowToke wrote:
Mon Jan 23, 2017 3:18 pm
I don't get the thread title. It seems an oxymoron. Is there even such a thing as a continuous fart? Seems any attempt would likely end in a shart or worse.
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Re: Intermittent Farting

Post by Sir Moose » Mon Jan 23, 2017 4:04 pm

Do you know why farts stink?

So deaf people can enjoy them, too.
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Re: Intermittent Farting

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Re: Intermittent Farting

Post by UncleBob » Thu Sep 07, 2017 2:18 pm

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Re: Intermittent Farting

Post by Fainn » Thu Sep 07, 2017 6:38 pm

I had horrible gas Monday that refused to leave the premises. One of the most uncomfortable days of my life.
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Re: Intermittent Farting

Post by Sir Moose » Thu Sep 07, 2017 9:17 pm

Fainn wrote:
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I had horrible gas Monday that refused to leave the premises. One of the most uncomfortable days of my life.
One of your wife's most uncomfortable days as well, I would imagine.
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Re: Intermittent Farting

Post by Sanchez » Thu Sep 07, 2017 11:08 pm

For time.
Time for;
Time all to a.
And there the that room time women.
Question be meet;
Tea taking will smoke.
Revisions face will there.
To time there meet hundred yellow and;
Lift indecisions yet your and the a come.
That plate.
Time and;
Time the before to you;
Be window-panes there murder.
Drop back indeed michelangelo for and.
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Rubbing along its the.
Be upon.
A that;
For talking visions.
And create and works for and of the;
Of me a be prepare;
Hands of.
Slides and a and hundred the.
For go you on will.
Will time in.
And toast
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Re: Intermittent Farting

Post by John-Boy » Fri Sep 08, 2017 7:55 am

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Re: Intermittent Farting

Post by Del » Sat Sep 09, 2017 1:44 pm

"Utter frogshit from start to finish." - Onyx

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Re: Intermittent Farting

Post by SockPuppeh » Sat Sep 09, 2017 3:32 pm

dis fred iz stewpd
ai fink derr4 ai whiddle

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