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Post by PoppaPig » Fri Jul 31, 2009 4:56 pm

Come Closer
Closer
Closer
Closer
!!NOW PEE!!
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Post by PoppaPig » Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:58 pm

Please Note:

Babies are no longer subject to our "No Shoes, No Service" policy:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32320373/ns/us_news-life/
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Post by John-Boy » Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:28 am

Bracelet found at the front parking lot. It’s a Chico’s brand with silver & gold chains with stars and moon designs on it. The bracelet also has a clock on it. Please come to the 6th FL front desk to claim it.
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Post by FredS » Fri Aug 07, 2009 2:22 pm

If you plan on being out of the office and out of communication (email/phone) for more than a day, please use the out of office assistant in Outlook.

To do this, open up Outlook. Select Tools. Select Out of Office Assistant. Complete the items requested.

Enter your message as something like this: I will be out of the office from Tue, Aug 11 – Friday, Aug 14. If you need immediate attention please contact John Doe in our office.

This way if a customer if trying to get a hold of you and they see your message, they can get in touch with another office member.

Also make sure that when you return to the office you turn the out of office assistant off.

If anyone has any questions, please let me know.

Thanks,
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Post by FredS » Fri Aug 07, 2009 2:22 pm

Just a reminder …

This weekend we will be having our new computer system installed.

Accunet will be here around 1pm on Friday to start the preparation work. At 4:30pm they will be turning off the server. This means there will be no email, no remote, no access to our server. This is our weekend to be “data free.”

They will be working throughout the weekend to get the server installed and up and running.

They will return on Monday morning before 8am to make sure things are running smoothly.

As we all know how startups go … please be patient with this process. We will be very happy when the new server is up and running.

Thanks,
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Post by Jocose » Fri Aug 07, 2009 2:50 pm

Please Note:

The companies No smoking policy is subject to discipline for noncompliance, up to and including termination.

There is NO SMOKING allowed on company property, in company vehicles or on land leased by the company.
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Post by twentyoneeight » Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:00 pm

Everyone, When you make a mistake in retailiQ that needs to be corrected, you will be either notified by Jessica, Holly or myself. We expect you to make changes asap and do them yourself. With RetailiQ we have the capability of logging in as other stores so that the info is kept under that store's quotas. We will try to give you as much info on the invoice that we can in order for you to make the corrections. If you need to make a correction to an invoice from another location you will need to call us so that we can give you the security location password (it changes from time to time).
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Post by Nathaniel_Firethorn » Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:01 pm

Please charge time spent on proposals in accord with the 3.2.2 in the HSQ_Processes.doc (also copied below):

\\pizza\programs\OPEN\Processes\HSQ_Processes.doc

TDS needs to track the labor hours and costs spent acquiring projects. This information is used in the calculation of our indirect rate (see below), and for assessing the effectiveness and "return on investment" of these efforts. Each Global Technology Field has a QBS Project called "Project Acquisition", and a corresponding Project Code.

~\U NF

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Post by UncleBob » Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:37 pm

PLEASE NOTE:

Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah
Someone's in the kitchen I know
Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah
Strummin' on the old banjo!

That is all.

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Post by snede2112 » Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:15 pm

UncleBob wrote:PLEASE NOTE:

Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah
Someone's in the kitchen I know
Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah
Strummin' on the old banjo!

That is all.
If my boy read this he would be singing it all weekend long, complete with vocalization of the little banjo finale...Fe-fi-fiddle-i-oooo. Strummin' on the old banjo be de buh bump!
-Eric

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Post by coco » Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:03 pm

Jocose wrote:Please Note:

The companies No smoking policy is subject to discipline for noncompliance, up to and including termination.

There is NO SMOKING allowed on company property, in company vehicles or on land leased by the company.
yer mom
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Post by Nathaniel_Firethorn » Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:41 am

Dear Colleagues:

It has come to our attention that the TDS lavatories are used by employees while they are being cleaned. You are urged to comply with posted cleaning signs and refrain from entering the bath rooms while the cleaning is in progress. Non-compliance shows not only a lack of respect and courtesy to our cleaning staff but is also a potential violation of the Avariceco harassment policy which can result in disciplinary action.

Please find the policy attached for your reference.

Please contact a member of Human Resources should you have any questions or concerns.

Best regards,
Kayrynne

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Post by ChildOfGod » Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:51 am

WARNING! POTENTIAL SECURITY RISK.
It has been detected that the MessageSucker component which sucks messages from one node to another has not had its password changed from the installation default. Please see the JBoss Messaging user guide for instructions on how to do this.
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Post by Irish-Dane » Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:48 am

Welcome, Come join us!

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Post by UncleBob » Sat Aug 22, 2009 3:05 pm

PLEASE NOTE:

This evening's 6:20pm showing of Paul Blart: Mall Cop has been CANCELED due to a sudden (and unexpected) spate of good taste.

That is all.
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Post by Roadmaster » Thu Aug 27, 2009 7:32 pm

Please note:
Sexual harassment in this area will not be reported but it will be graded.
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Post by Dug » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:29 pm

This is a reminder that at the direction of the Committee on House Administration smoking will be prohibited in this building as of 12:00 a.m. on September 17, 2009. At that time, this area will be closed for construction to convert it to Cafe seating.
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Post by John-Boy » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:32 pm

Dug wrote:
This is a reminder that at the direction of the Committee on House Administration smoking will be prohibited in this building as of 12:00 a.m. on September 17, 2009. At that time, this area will be closed for construction to convert it to Cafe seating.
:cry:
Sorry for your loss. You're in my prayers.
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Post by Irish-Dane » Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:52 pm

Please prepay in advance.

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Post by UncleBob » Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:07 pm

Please Note: Arizona Green Tea with Ginseng is just nasty.

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