Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

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Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by DepartedLight » Thu Feb 16, 2017 8:09 pm

Scrambled eggs. I do not recall in recent post history a good scrambled eggs go around.
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Post by DepartedLight » Thu Feb 16, 2017 8:11 pm

If you refuse Tobasco, or other hot sauce offered, when having scrambled eggs at your in-laws, then

YOU ARE FIRED!
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Post by Skip » Thu Feb 16, 2017 8:15 pm

WOOT!!!!


Water, milk, or NOTHING???
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Post by hugodrax » Thu Feb 16, 2017 8:28 pm

Skip wrote:
Thu Feb 16, 2017 8:15 pm
WOOT!!!!


Water, milk, or NOTHING???
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Post by DepartedLight » Thu Feb 16, 2017 9:00 pm

Splash of milk in the scrambled eggs pre-cookery or no? Go ahead. Bring it!
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Post by Del » Thu Feb 16, 2017 9:16 pm

I blame jocose for this.
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Post by hugodrax » Thu Feb 16, 2017 9:17 pm

Certainly not.
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Post by hugodrax » Thu Feb 16, 2017 9:28 pm

Del wrote:
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I blame jocose for this.
Proud if you, sir. I thought for sure you were going to go from egg to you know what in under 10 posts. :D
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Post by Hovannes » Thu Feb 16, 2017 10:26 pm

Original California Pepper Sauce makes scrambled in butter eggs sing.

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Post by JimVH » Thu Feb 16, 2017 10:29 pm

Toilet paper must always fall from the front of the roll. There is no scenario in which the opposite is correct.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by Jocose » Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:25 pm

so, a millennial kid that I've known for a year or two that I actually really respect and like tried to give me a hug goodbye the other night. Not normal because we've never hugged before and we were in an atmosphere we weren't normally in together.

For whatever reason when I saw him coming in for a hug, muscle memory took over, I thought maybe he was play attacking/fighting and I instantly threw a WC defense and attack up towards him stopping just short of contact, (this kid is big and strong) he saw the first movements to his body and face and then he instinctively tried to make his way around it only resulting in a second and faster WC memory tho still stopping short of contact,

It was at this moment that I realized he was not making a play attack or being an actual threat and I became aware that those around us who may have witnessed this weirdness would wonder what the crap was going on. I never advertise in person that I'm a MA and felt maybe I needlessly exposed some sort of a secret to those around us and/and to my buddy.

He stopped any more attempts at physical contact at this time and just stood still and blew me a kiss at me which I thought maybe a possibe attempt at saving face in this now awkward public display.

I somehow put to rest any physical threat and grabbed his hand and man hugged him hoping it would just be chalked up to an accidental and awkward situation. (Which of course it was)
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Post by SlowToke » Fri Feb 17, 2017 12:12 am

Definitely a splash of milk. Here's the kicker, though: microwaved is better than stove top.
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Post by sweetandsour » Fri Feb 17, 2017 6:46 am

SlowToke wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 12:12 am
Definitely a splash of milk. Here's the kicker, though: microwaved is better than stove top.
Microwave? No way. And I always add a good splash of whatever I've got handy ... milk, buttermilk, pancake batter, coffee milk, non dairy coffee creamer ...
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by Del » Fri Feb 17, 2017 6:58 am

JimVH wrote:
Thu Feb 16, 2017 10:29 pm
Toilet paper must always fall from the front of the roll. There is no scenario in which the opposite is correct.
Wellll..... Unless you have a cat or a toddler who has figured out how to twirl the roll.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by JimVH » Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:11 am

Del wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 6:58 am
JimVH wrote:
Thu Feb 16, 2017 10:29 pm
Toilet paper must always fall from the front of the roll. There is no scenario in which the opposite is correct.
Wellll..... Unless you have a cat or a toddler who has figured out how to twirl the roll.
That's a parenting issue, not a TP issue.
"Burritos should not crunch." The Bible

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Post by hugodrax » Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:15 am

I put cream in my coffee just now.

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Post by Cleon » Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:22 am

JimVH wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:11 am
Del wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 6:58 am
JimVH wrote:
Thu Feb 16, 2017 10:29 pm
Toilet paper must always fall from the front of the roll. There is no scenario in which the opposite is correct.
Wellll..... Unless you have a cat or a toddler who has figured out how to twirl the roll.
That's a parenting issue, not a TP issue.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by JimVH » Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:26 am

Cleon wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:22 am
JimVH wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:11 am
Del wrote:
Fri Feb 17, 2017 6:58 am
JimVH wrote:
Thu Feb 16, 2017 10:29 pm
Toilet paper must always fall from the front of the roll. There is no scenario in which the opposite is correct.
Wellll..... Unless you have a cat or a toddler who has figured out how to twirl the roll.
That's a parenting issue, not a TP issue.
Good parents don't tempt their children.
That sounds like some kind of California hippy parenting, right there.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by Hovannes » Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:29 am

California hippies don't use toilet paper.

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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by DepartedLight » Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:54 am

Microwaved egg flavored toothpaste is not good one bit.
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