Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by hugodrax » Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:03 pm

mountainman wrote:
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A_Morley wrote:
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hugodrax wrote:
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I put cream in my coffee just now.

Boom.
How womanly.
You'd know, wouldn't you, sweetheart?
My woman uses cream/creamer in her coffee. Unless it's alcohol, adding anything to coffee is the mark of the fairer sex. Didn't you know that, buttercup?
Nope. All this time i thought it was genitalia that determined gender. I always thought adding alcohol to coffee was the sign you didn't really like alcohol and needed to cut the taste.
I drink tea from a china cup and saucer and regularly wear makeup. I also have probably drank more liquor and slept with more women than all of you.
Well, I would agree with part of that, the sleeping with more women, as I have known but one woman, and I love her with such a ferocity that adulterers burst into flame in our presence. However, as an Infantryman, I will challenge you on the liquor. The gallons of hard liquor that I have gone through... The grunt life is a hard life, we live hard, drink hard, and play hard. I sometimes put liquor in my coffee as a dessert, but if I've set out to drink, I drink the unadulterated liquor, no mixing, no flavors.
What was the silly argument we were having? Oh right, adding cream to coffee. Sorry for the digression, back on task now. Women, the lot of you! :twisted:
I've been called worse by better.
I've had combat veterans admit to me that they were absolutely terrified at the thought of doing what I've done for a living for twenty years. Army grunts have nothing on Shakespearean actors. Nancies in combat boots, the lot of you.
You must have been talking to an Airman pretending to be a grunt, they do that quite often. And I have done what you do, though not professionally. I'm a classically trained vocalist, competed in, and won numerous choir competitions, acted in several productions, even got accepted into the Young Americans. The only thing I never liked was wearin stage makeup. None of that compares to the fright of hand to hand combat.

Of course all this is in jest, to play along with a made up argument. Don't want anyone's nickers in a twist over youth room shenanigans.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by A_Morley » Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:13 am

I put the milk in the cup after I've poured the tea in. Anybody who does otherwise is a goddamn imbecile, with the possible exception of the Queen.
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Post by Hovannes » Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:18 am

Pulque. Yea or nay? :coffee: :barf2:
C'mon muchachos, who here is a pulque-ista?
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

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Hovannes wrote:
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Pulque. Yea or nay? :coffee: :barf2:
C'mon muchachos, who here is a pulque-ista?
https://munchies.vice.com/en/articles/m ... ergy-drink
I've never had pulque, but I hope that the next time you do you choke on it.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by Del » Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:22 am

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I put the milk in the cup after I've poured the tea in. Anybody who does otherwise is a goddamn imbecile, with the possible exception of the Queen.
Do you hate science?

How to make tea correctly (according to science): milk first
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by A_Morley » Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:27 am

Del wrote:
Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:22 am
A_Morley wrote:
Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:13 am
I put the milk in the cup after I've poured the tea in. Anybody who does otherwise is a goddamn imbecile, with the possible exception of the Queen.
Do you hate science?

How to make tea correctly (according to science): milk first
No. Only you and Hovannes.

I appeal to a higher authority than any so-called science, George Orwell:

One should pour tea into the cup first. This is one of the most controversial points of all; indeed in every family in Britain there are probably two schools of thought on the subject. The milk-first school can bring forward some fairly strong arguments, but I maintain that my own argument is unanswerable. This is that, by putting the tea in first and stirring as one pours, one can exactly regulate the amount of milk whereas one is liable to put in too much milk if one does it the other way round.
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Post by Del » Sat Feb 18, 2017 2:53 pm

A_Morley wrote:
Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:27 am
Del wrote:
Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:22 am
A_Morley wrote:
Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:13 am
I put the milk in the cup after I've poured the tea in. Anybody who does otherwise is a goddamn imbecile, with the possible exception of the Queen.
Do you hate science?

How to make tea correctly (according to science): milk first
No. Only you and Hovannes.

I appeal to a higher authority than any so-called science, George Orwell:

One should pour tea into the cup first. This is one of the most controversial points of all; indeed in every family in Britain there are probably two schools of thought on the subject. The milk-first school can bring forward some fairly strong arguments, but I maintain that my own argument is unanswerable. This is that, by putting the tea in first and stirring as one pours, one can exactly regulate the amount of milk whereas one is liable to put in too much milk if one does it the other way round.
Except for the part about Hovannes and myself, I quite agree with you.

Orwell ably predicts Obama & Hillary, and all those who would reeducate the ungoodthinkful. So his opinions on tea must be correct.
"Utter frogshit from start to finish." - Onyx

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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by hugodrax » Sat Feb 18, 2017 3:20 pm

Del wrote:
Sat Feb 18, 2017 2:53 pm
A_Morley wrote:
Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:27 am
Del wrote:
Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:22 am
A_Morley wrote:
Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:13 am
I put the milk in the cup after I've poured the tea in. Anybody who does otherwise is a goddamn imbecile, with the possible exception of the Queen.
Do you hate science?

How to make tea correctly (according to science): milk first
No. Only you and Hovannes.

I appeal to a higher authority than any so-called science, George Orwell:

One should pour tea into the cup first. This is one of the most controversial points of all; indeed in every family in Britain there are probably two schools of thought on the subject. The milk-first school can bring forward some fairly strong arguments, but I maintain that my own argument is unanswerable. This is that, by putting the tea in first and stirring as one pours, one can exactly regulate the amount of milk whereas one is liable to put in too much milk if one does it the other way round.
Except for the part about Hovannes and myself, I quite agree with you.

Orwell ably predicts Obama & Hillary, and all those who would reeducate the ungoodthinkful. So his opinions on tea must be correct.
May your diseased goat pass it on to you.
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Post by Del » Sat Feb 18, 2017 3:28 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Sat Feb 18, 2017 3:20 pm
Del wrote:
Sat Feb 18, 2017 2:53 pm
A_Morley wrote:
Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:27 am
Del wrote:
Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:22 am
A_Morley wrote:
Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:13 am
I put the milk in the cup after I've poured the tea in. Anybody who does otherwise is a goddamn imbecile, with the possible exception of the Queen.
Do you hate science?

How to make tea correctly (according to science): milk first
No. Only you and Hovannes.

I appeal to a higher authority than any so-called science, George Orwell:

One should pour tea into the cup first. This is one of the most controversial points of all; indeed in every family in Britain there are probably two schools of thought on the subject. The milk-first school can bring forward some fairly strong arguments, but I maintain that my own argument is unanswerable. This is that, by putting the tea in first and stirring as one pours, one can exactly regulate the amount of milk whereas one is liable to put in too much milk if one does it the other way round.
Except for the part about Hovannes and myself, I quite agree with you.

Orwell ably predicts Obama & Hillary, and all those who would reeducate the ungoodthinkful. So his opinions on tea must be correct.
May your diseased goat pass it on to you.
Now that would just be a stupid thing to fight about.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by mont974x4 » Sat Feb 18, 2017 3:31 pm

Del wrote:
Sat Feb 18, 2017 3:28 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Sat Feb 18, 2017 3:20 pm
Del wrote:
Sat Feb 18, 2017 2:53 pm
A_Morley wrote:
Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:27 am
Del wrote:
Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:22 am
A_Morley wrote:
Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:13 am
I put the milk in the cup after I've poured the tea in. Anybody who does otherwise is a goddamn imbecile, with the possible exception of the Queen.
Do you hate science?

How to make tea correctly (according to science): milk first
No. Only you and Hovannes.

I appeal to a higher authority than any so-called science, George Orwell:

One should pour tea into the cup first. This is one of the most controversial points of all; indeed in every family in Britain there are probably two schools of thought on the subject. The milk-first school can bring forward some fairly strong arguments, but I maintain that my own argument is unanswerable. This is that, by putting the tea in first and stirring as one pours, one can exactly regulate the amount of milk whereas one is liable to put in too much milk if one does it the other way round.
Except for the part about Hovannes and myself, I quite agree with you.

Orwell ably predicts Obama & Hillary, and all those who would reeducate the ungoodthinkful. So his opinions on tea must be correct.
May your diseased goat pass it on to you.
Now that would just be a stupid thing to fight about.
IKR, who doesn't want goat disease?
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

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Post by hugodrax » Sat Feb 18, 2017 3:41 pm

Del wrote:
Sat Feb 18, 2017 3:28 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Sat Feb 18, 2017 3:20 pm
Del wrote:
Sat Feb 18, 2017 2:53 pm
A_Morley wrote:
Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:27 am
Del wrote:
Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:22 am
A_Morley wrote:
Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:13 am
I put the milk in the cup after I've poured the tea in. Anybody who does otherwise is a goddamn imbecile, with the possible exception of the Queen.
Do you hate science?

How to make tea correctly (according to science): milk first
No. Only you and Hovannes.

I appeal to a higher authority than any so-called science, George Orwell:

One should pour tea into the cup first. This is one of the most controversial points of all; indeed in every family in Britain there are probably two schools of thought on the subject. The milk-first school can bring forward some fairly strong arguments, but I maintain that my own argument is unanswerable. This is that, by putting the tea in first and stirring as one pours, one can exactly regulate the amount of milk whereas one is liable to put in too much milk if one does it the other way round.
Except for the part about Hovannes and myself, I quite agree with you.

Orwell ably predicts Obama & Hillary, and all those who would reeducate the ungoodthinkful. So his opinions on tea must be correct.
May your diseased goat pass it on to you.
Now that would just be a stupid thing to fight about.
Not fight. Devoutly wish.
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Post by Del » Sat Feb 18, 2017 4:02 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Sat Feb 18, 2017 3:41 pm
Del wrote:
Sat Feb 18, 2017 3:28 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Sat Feb 18, 2017 3:20 pm
Del wrote:
Sat Feb 18, 2017 2:53 pm
A_Morley wrote:
Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:27 am
Del wrote:
Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:22 am
A_Morley wrote:
Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:13 am
I put the milk in the cup after I've poured the tea in. Anybody who does otherwise is a goddamn imbecile, with the possible exception of the Queen.
Do you hate science?

How to make tea correctly (according to science): milk first
No. Only you and Hovannes.

I appeal to a higher authority than any so-called science, George Orwell:

One should pour tea into the cup first. This is one of the most controversial points of all; indeed in every family in Britain there are probably two schools of thought on the subject. The milk-first school can bring forward some fairly strong arguments, but I maintain that my own argument is unanswerable. This is that, by putting the tea in first and stirring as one pours, one can exactly regulate the amount of milk whereas one is liable to put in too much milk if one does it the other way round.
Except for the part about Hovannes and myself, I quite agree with you.

Orwell ably predicts Obama & Hillary, and all those who would reeducate the ungoodthinkful. So his opinions on tea must be correct.
May your diseased goat pass it on to you.
Now that would just be a stupid thing to fight about.
Not fight. Devoutly wish.
I'm not one for hateful wishes, but that one made me laugh.
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Post by mont974x4 » Sat Feb 18, 2017 4:15 pm

Bean dip should count as a vegetable.
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Post by Hovannes » Sat Feb 18, 2017 6:37 pm

mont974x4 wrote:
Sat Feb 18, 2017 4:15 pm
Bean dip should count as a vegetable.
What do you mean it doesn't? 8O

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Post by mont974x4 » Sat Feb 18, 2017 7:16 pm

Hovannes wrote:
Sat Feb 18, 2017 6:37 pm
mont974x4 wrote:
Sat Feb 18, 2017 4:15 pm
Bean dip should count as a vegetable.
What do you mean it doesn't? 8O
Sadly, there are some misguided households out there that would deny it status as a vegetable. They would also say that salsa doesn't count as a salad either.
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Post by JimVH » Sat Feb 18, 2017 7:26 pm

Rice, potatoes, or pasta. The perfect starch?
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Post by Skip » Sat Feb 18, 2017 8:16 pm

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Rice, potatoes, or pasta. The perfect starch?
I'm mostly Irish and Native American.

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Post by Hovannes » Sat Feb 18, 2017 8:55 pm

JimVH wrote:
Sat Feb 18, 2017 7:26 pm
Rice, potatoes, or pasta. The perfect starch?
What? No love for corn? 8O

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Post by hugodrax » Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:04 pm

Hovannes wrote:
Sat Feb 18, 2017 8:55 pm
JimVH wrote:
Sat Feb 18, 2017 7:26 pm
Rice, potatoes, or pasta. The perfect starch?
What? No love for corn? 8O
He said "perfect," you fool.
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Post by mustangii » Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:10 pm

sysiphus wrote:
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There are three races, and none of them require hyphens.
Daytona, Talladega, and ...?
Talladega. It's that important.

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