Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by Thunktank » Fri Mar 03, 2017 5:32 pm

Glitter. Bob likes glitter. I don't. Neither does G-d.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by mont974x4 » Fri Mar 03, 2017 5:36 pm

Onyx wrote:
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:46 pm
Why do you people know so much about the gays?
Which gays?
The ones who read Marvel?
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by hugodrax » Fri Mar 03, 2017 6:17 pm

Onyx wrote:
Fri Mar 03, 2017 5:24 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:46 pm
Why do you people know so much about the gays?
Which gays?
All of them. Bob knows sparkle glitter ashes. You know what geese are up to in the privacy of their own nests. It's an astounding variety of knowledge, don't get me wrong, but it shows surprising eclecticness.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by UncleBob » Fri Mar 03, 2017 6:22 pm

Thunktank wrote:
Fri Mar 03, 2017 5:32 pm
Glitter. Bob likes glitter. I don't. Neither does G-d.
What? Like "glitter on the mattress....glitter on the highway..."
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by Rusty » Fri Mar 03, 2017 6:58 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Fri Mar 03, 2017 6:22 pm
Thunktank wrote:
Fri Mar 03, 2017 5:32 pm
Glitter. Bob likes glitter. I don't. Neither does G-d.
What? Like "glitter on the mattress....glitter on the highway..."
Like the entire universe.... If there is a God then he was the first Glam Rocker. Big time.

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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by CodeMonkey » Fri Mar 03, 2017 7:28 pm

Rusty wrote:
Fri Mar 03, 2017 6:58 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Fri Mar 03, 2017 6:22 pm
Thunktank wrote:
Fri Mar 03, 2017 5:32 pm
Glitter. Bob likes glitter. I don't. Neither does G-d.
What? Like "glitter on the mattress....glitter on the highway..."
Like the entire universe.... If there is a God then he was the first Glam Rocker. Big time.

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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by Onyx » Fri Mar 03, 2017 7:59 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Fri Mar 03, 2017 6:17 pm
Onyx wrote:
Fri Mar 03, 2017 5:24 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:46 pm
Why do you people know so much about the gays?
Which gays?
All of them. Bob knows sparkle glitter ashes. You know what geese are up to in the privacy of their own nests. It's an astounding variety of knowledge, don't get me wrong, but it shows surprising eclecticness.
If you think about it, these things are pretty basic realities of life. Maybe you've been in a bubble that keeps out the gay.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by hugodrax » Fri Mar 03, 2017 8:27 pm

Onyx wrote:
Fri Mar 03, 2017 7:59 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Mar 03, 2017 6:17 pm
Onyx wrote:
Fri Mar 03, 2017 5:24 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:46 pm
Why do you people know so much about the gays?
Which gays?
All of them. Bob knows sparkle glitter ashes. You know what geese are up to in the privacy of their own nests. It's an astounding variety of knowledge, don't get me wrong, but it shows surprising eclecticness.
If you think about it, these things are pretty basic realities of life. Maybe you've been in a bubble that keeps out the gay.
You seem so dreadfully earnest. It comes off quite holier than thou. I find that odd, all things considering--I must be reading you wrong. Then again, I'm really wrapped up in my family--the girls are little and that takes a lot of time and energy. Perhaps there is a bubble there?

I live in the world like anybody else. In a city, no less. Do you really think I have never met a homosexual? Still, I would never have known about gay geese or glitter ashes if it wasn't for you guys. It would be unlikely to crop up in anything I read or see. I have little interest in the sex life of others. I'm fascinated by my own. And I'm sorry, but neither glitter ashes nor homosexual geese are really part of the basic realities of the bourgeois American life.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by Rusty » Fri Mar 03, 2017 8:32 pm

Onyx wrote:
Fri Mar 03, 2017 7:59 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Mar 03, 2017 6:17 pm
Onyx wrote:
Fri Mar 03, 2017 5:24 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:46 pm
Why do you people know so much about the gays?
Which gays?
All of them. Bob knows sparkle glitter ashes. You know what geese are up to in the privacy of their own nests. It's an astounding variety of knowledge, don't get me wrong, but it shows surprising eclecticness.
If you think about it, these things are pretty basic realities of life. Maybe you've been in a bubble that keeps out the gay.
Bubble? I think he's Catholic. They believe in complementarity. But you both have a point. Onyx: Avian gay specialist, master apostrophe engineer
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by mountainman » Sat Mar 11, 2017 11:35 am

hugodrax wrote:
Thu Mar 02, 2017 7:52 pm
Onyx wrote:
Thu Mar 02, 2017 7:43 pm
Fainn wrote:
Thu Mar 02, 2017 7:35 pm
Onyx wrote:
Tue Feb 28, 2017 8:45 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Feb 28, 2017 8:43 pm
Onyx wrote:
Tue Feb 28, 2017 8:32 pm
Strat vs Tele.
Telecaster.
Ok. That fight's settled. It's the Telecaster. Carry on.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by infidel » Thu Nov 30, 2017 3:15 pm

Thunktank wrote:
Fri Mar 03, 2017 5:32 pm
Glitter. Bob likes glitter. I don't. Neither does G-d.
Scientists call for global glitter ban due to the damage the art supplies does to the environment
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by hugodrax » Thu Nov 30, 2017 3:25 pm

infidel wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2017 3:15 pm
Thunktank wrote:
Fri Mar 03, 2017 5:32 pm
Glitter. Bob likes glitter. I don't. Neither does G-d.
Scientists call for global glitter ban due to the damage the art supplies does to the environment
Yes! Effin-A, yes! I've got three little girls. Took me about twenty minutes to shop vac up all the glitter in the Exploder today, then I walk in and see glitter all over the dining room table. Frankie the Bouvier b**** had it in her fur.

Right on, science.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by JimVH » Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:14 pm

infidel wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2017 3:15 pm
Thunktank wrote:
Fri Mar 03, 2017 5:32 pm
Glitter. Bob likes glitter. I don't. Neither does G-d.
Scientists call for global glitter ban due to the damage the art supplies does to the environment
How do they expect people to be fabulous without glitter?
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Post by hugodrax » Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:16 pm

JimVH wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:14 pm
infidel wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2017 3:15 pm
Thunktank wrote:
Fri Mar 03, 2017 5:32 pm
Glitter. Bob likes glitter. I don't. Neither does G-d.
Scientists call for global glitter ban due to the damage the art supplies does to the environment
How do they expect people to be fabulous without glitter?
Maybe Science should study me?
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by infidel » Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:17 pm

JimVH wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:14 pm
infidel wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2017 3:15 pm
Thunktank wrote:
Fri Mar 03, 2017 5:32 pm
Glitter. Bob likes glitter. I don't. Neither does G-d.
Scientists call for global glitter ban due to the damage the art supplies does to the environment
How do they expect people to be fabulous without glitter?
Sequins.
Inadvertently emboldening the cause of naïve Evolutionism since 2016.

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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by DepartedLight » Thu Nov 30, 2017 5:36 pm

infidel wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:17 pm
JimVH wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:14 pm
infidel wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2017 3:15 pm
Thunktank wrote:
Fri Mar 03, 2017 5:32 pm
Glitter. Bob likes glitter. I don't. Neither does G-d.
Scientists call for global glitter ban due to the damage the art supplies does to the environment
How do they expect people to be fabulous without glitter?
Sequins.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by UncleBob » Thu Nov 30, 2017 5:54 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2017 5:36 pm
infidel wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:17 pm
JimVH wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:14 pm
infidel wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2017 3:15 pm
Thunktank wrote:
Fri Mar 03, 2017 5:32 pm
Glitter. Bob likes glitter. I don't. Neither does G-d.
Scientists call for global glitter ban due to the damage the art supplies does to the environment
How do they expect people to be fabulous without glitter?
Sequins.
Image
Old School Fab.
Image
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by hugodrax » Thu Nov 30, 2017 5:59 pm

I had a great great uncle named Enzo.
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Post by DepartedLight » Thu Nov 30, 2017 6:01 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2017 5:59 pm
I had a great great uncle named Enzo.
Thinking he probably didn't play hockey in DC.
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Re: Crap We Need To Fight About But Haven't Yet

Post by hugodrax » Thu Nov 30, 2017 6:50 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2017 6:01 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2017 5:59 pm
I had a great great uncle named Enzo.
Thinking he probably didn't play hockey in DC.
No. Some sort of governors aide in Somalia.
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