The Secret Knowledge Thread

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The Secret Knowledge Thread

Post by UncleBob » Wed Apr 05, 2017 1:37 pm

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

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Re: The Secret Knowledge Thread

Post by UncleBob » Wed Apr 05, 2017 2:08 pm

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Re: The Secret Knowledge Thread

Post by Skip » Wed Apr 05, 2017 2:18 pm

I-D is NOT clicking those links. Neither am I.
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Re: The Secret Knowledge Thread

Post by UncleBob » Wed Apr 05, 2017 2:26 pm

Skip wrote:
Wed Apr 05, 2017 2:18 pm
I-D is NOT clicking those links. Neither am I.
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Re: The Secret Knowledge Thread

Post by infidel » Wed Apr 05, 2017 2:45 pm

Skip wrote:
Wed Apr 05, 2017 2:18 pm
I-D is NOT clicking those links. Neither am I.
The tactical velcro video is a useful tip, but the other one is pretty much a summary of the entire run of the Art Bell show.
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Re: The Secret Knowledge Thread

Post by UncleBob » Wed Apr 05, 2017 3:38 pm

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Re: The Secret Knowledge Thread

Post by coco » Wed Apr 05, 2017 4:51 pm

Jocose's secret identity is Cl

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Re: The Secret Knowledge Thread

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Re: The Secret Knowledge Thread

Post by UncleBob » Thu Apr 06, 2017 9:39 am

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Re: The Secret Knowledge Thread

Post by John-Boy » Fri Apr 07, 2017 2:19 pm

I did not expect that. Good tip!
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Re: The Secret Knowledge Thread

Post by UncleBob » Tue Apr 11, 2017 2:50 pm

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Re: The Secret Knowledge Thread

Post by UncleBob » Sat Jul 08, 2017 4:40 pm

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Re: The Secret Knowledge Thread

Post by coco » Sat Jul 08, 2017 6:28 pm

I read part of the article and this is the point where I just had to put it down: "The heliocentric model says that we’re spinning at 1,038 mph. They say you won’t notice it because it’s a continual motion. But you should be able to feel it. You shouldn’t be able to function allegedly spinning that fast.”

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Re: The Secret Knowledge Thread

Post by DepartedLight » Sat Jul 08, 2017 7:26 pm

I always get sucked into this thread. I think is the mega millions numbers for me and then, well. This.
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Re: The Secret Knowledge Thread

Post by coco » Sat Jul 08, 2017 7:54 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Sat Jul 08, 2017 7:26 pm
I always get sucked into this thread. I think is the mega millions numbers for me and then, well. This.
Try 8675309
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Re: The Secret Knowledge Thread

Post by Skip » Sat Jul 08, 2017 8:40 pm

coco wrote:
Sat Jul 08, 2017 7:54 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Sat Jul 08, 2017 7:26 pm
I always get sucked into this thread. I think is the mega millions numbers for me and then, well. This.
Try 8675309
Too predictable.

Try THX1138.
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Re: The Secret Knowledge Thread

Post by Bloodhound » Mon Jul 10, 2017 9:00 am

"...thanks to technology and skepticism about science". That's a good guess...but the real reason is pot smoking.
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Re: The Secret Knowledge Thread

Post by UncleBob » Mon Jul 10, 2017 10:03 am

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Re: The Secret Knowledge Thread

Post by Del » Mon Jul 10, 2017 12:09 pm

UB wrote:
Mon Jul 10, 2017 10:03 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw10BuN-WjY
I knew it, all along.
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Re: The Secret Knowledge Thread

Post by durangopipe » Mon Jul 10, 2017 1:04 pm

I redid his calculations after finding a few instrumental errors and uncovered the real secret reason the Illuminati created fidget spinners.

The elements, after correcting for instrumental error, become Mg, O, Na, Es and Uub.
Ununbium occurs In a yellow flash of light during the high energy collision of a zinc nucleus and lead.

Substitute, Y for yellow in the place of Ununbium and the secret reason is revealed:

M. O. N. E. Y.
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