The Secret Knowledge Thread

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Re: The Secret Knowledge Thread

Post by UncleBob » Thu Jul 13, 2017 9:47 am

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

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Re: The Secret Knowledge Thread

Post by wosbald » Thu Jul 13, 2017 9:55 am

+JMJ+
Tip #1: Bend like a reed in the wind.




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Re: The Secret Knowledge Thread

Post by UncleBob » Thu Jul 13, 2017 10:02 am

wosbald wrote:
Thu Jul 13, 2017 9:55 am
+JMJ+
Tip #1: Bend like a reed in the wind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APx2yFA0-B4
"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

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Re: The Secret Knowledge Thread

Post by UncleBob » Fri Jul 14, 2017 8:11 am

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Re: The Secret Knowledge Thread

Post by coco » Fri Jul 14, 2017 4:38 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Thu Jul 13, 2017 10:02 am
wosbald wrote:
Thu Jul 13, 2017 9:55 am
+JMJ+
Tip #1: Bend like a reed in the wind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APx2yFA0-B4
Tip #2: Bring a gun to a knife fight.
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Re: The Secret Knowledge Thread

Post by Jocose » Fri Jul 14, 2017 5:04 pm

coco wrote:
Fri Jul 14, 2017 4:38 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Thu Jul 13, 2017 10:02 am
wosbald wrote:
Thu Jul 13, 2017 9:55 am
+JMJ+
Tip #1: Bend like a reed in the wind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APx2yFA0-B4
Tip #2: Bring a gun to a knife fight.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4DzcOCyHDqc
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Re: The Secret Knowledge Thread

Post by UncleBob » Thu Jul 27, 2017 9:29 am

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Re: The Secret Knowledge Thread

Post by A_Morley » Thu Jul 27, 2017 9:49 am

I don't know what a spin class is. Chances are I would hate it if I did know what it was. I tend to hate anything that doesn't involve Shakespeare, the Church of England, or smoking a pipe.
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Re: The Secret Knowledge Thread

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"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Re: The Secret Knowledge Thread

Post by UncleBob » Thu Jul 27, 2017 9:58 am

A_Morley wrote:
Thu Jul 27, 2017 9:49 am
I don't know what a spin class is. Chances are I would hate it if I did know what it was. I tend to hate anything that doesn't involve Shakespeare, the Church of England, or smoking a pipe.
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Re: The Secret Knowledge Thread

Post by UncleBob » Thu Oct 05, 2017 2:50 pm

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Re: The Secret Knowledge Thread

Post by DepartedLight » Thu Oct 05, 2017 4:43 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Thu Jul 13, 2017 10:02 am
wosbald wrote:
Thu Jul 13, 2017 9:55 am
+JMJ+
Tip #1: Bend like a reed in the wind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APx2yFA0-B4
be like WAH - TAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Re: The Secret Knowledge Thread

Post by Roadmaster » Thu Oct 05, 2017 9:50 pm

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Re: The Secret Knowledge Thread

Post by UncleBob » Fri Oct 06, 2017 9:46 am

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Re: The Secret Knowledge Thread

Post by Jester » Fri Oct 06, 2017 11:35 am

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