A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

Post by durangopipe » Wed Jan 10, 2018 4:04 pm

gaining_age wrote:
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hugodrax wrote:
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Skip wrote:
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hugodrax wrote:
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W.T.F.
Protestants. They're frigging nuts, Skip.
"People. They're frigging nuts, Skip."

Fixed it for you.
Indeed. Thanks.


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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

Post by FredS » Wed Jan 10, 2018 6:28 pm

Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me.
Twice on the pipe if the answer is no.
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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

Post by Roadmaster » Wed Jan 10, 2018 7:12 pm

I don't know what this thread is about but here goes anyway.

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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

Post by DepartedLight » Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:14 pm

The green frog jumped the purple shark.

Do I get it now?
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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

Post by FredS » Sun Jan 14, 2018 6:33 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:14 pm
The green frog jumped the purple shark. . .
I don't think that means what you think it means.
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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

Post by DepartedLight » Sun Jan 14, 2018 8:15 pm

FredS wrote:
Sun Jan 14, 2018 6:33 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:14 pm
The green frog jumped the purple shark. . .
I don't think that means what you think it means.
So. That’s a no.
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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

Post by FredS » Mon Jan 15, 2018 8:57 am

DepartedLight wrote:
Sun Jan 14, 2018 8:15 pm
FredS wrote:
Sun Jan 14, 2018 6:33 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:14 pm
The green frog jumped the purple shark. . .
I don't think that means what you think it means.
So. That’s a no.
I hope none of the sleepers are checking this thread, because you've inadvertently ordered a hit on John-Boy.
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"One of the things I love about CPS is the frank and enthusiastic dysfunction here. God help me, I do love it so." – OldWorldSwine

"I'd like to put a hook in that puppet and swing it through a bunch of salmon!" - durangopipe

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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

Post by DepartedLight » Mon Jan 15, 2018 3:44 pm

FredS wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 8:57 am
DepartedLight wrote:
Sun Jan 14, 2018 8:15 pm
FredS wrote:
Sun Jan 14, 2018 6:33 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:14 pm
The green frog jumped the purple shark. . .
I don't think that means what you think it means.
So. That’s a no.
I hope none of the sleepers are checking this thread, because you've inadvertently ordered a hit on John-Boy.
8O
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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

Post by JudgeRusty » Mon Jan 15, 2018 4:26 pm

FredS wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 8:57 am
DepartedLight wrote:
Sun Jan 14, 2018 8:15 pm
FredS wrote:
Sun Jan 14, 2018 6:33 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:14 pm
The green frog jumped the purple shark. . .
I don't think that means what you think it means.
So. That’s a no.
I hope none of the sleepers are checking this thread, because you've inadvertently ordered a hit on John-Boy.
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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

Post by FredS » Mon Jan 15, 2018 4:52 pm

Crisis averted. Thank you, Judge Rusty, for preventing what would have been catastrophic fallout from DL Jake's carelessness.

It's a good thing Trump took the nuclear football away from him.
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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

Post by DepartedLight » Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:24 pm

FredS wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 4:52 pm
Crisis averted. Thank you, Judge Rusty, for preventing what would have been catastrophic fallout from DL Jake's carelessness.

It's a good thing Trump took the nuclear football away from him.
There’s a nuclear football?

Now I’ll hear there’s also a Nuclear football helmet and you have to wear it like that lanky dorky kid in the 70’s show, in order to reprocure the stolen nuclear football. Is that about right?
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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

Post by FredS » Mon Jan 15, 2018 8:43 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:24 pm
FredS wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 4:52 pm
Crisis averted. Thank you, Judge Rusty, for preventing what would have been catastrophic fallout from DL Jake's carelessness.

It's a good thing Trump took the nuclear football away from him.
There’s a nuclear football?

Now I’ll hear there’s also a Nuclear football helmet and you have to wear it like that lanky dorky kid in the 70’s show, in order to reprocure the stolen nuclear football. Is that about right?
Captain, I think Jake has been undercover too long. We need to pull him out but I don't know if he can ever reintegrate in civil society.

If he was cat, I'd know what to do with him.
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"One of the things I love about CPS is the frank and enthusiastic dysfunction here. God help me, I do love it so." – OldWorldSwine

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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

Post by DepartedLight » Mon Jan 15, 2018 9:08 pm

FredS wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 8:43 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:24 pm
FredS wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 4:52 pm
Crisis averted. Thank you, Judge Rusty, for preventing what would have been catastrophic fallout from DL Jake's carelessness.

It's a good thing Trump took the nuclear football away from him.
There’s a nuclear football?

Now I’ll hear there’s also a Nuclear football helmet and you have to wear it like that lanky dorky kid in the 70’s show, in order to reprocure the stolen nuclear football. Is that about right?
Captain, I think Jake has been undercover too long. We need to pull him out but I don't know if he can ever reintegrate in civil society.

If he was cat, I'd know what to do with him.
But, I don’t want to reintegrate. And I am not a cat. Nor a Gilla Monster.

So, where’s the hat part, exactly?

#lostasgooseinarealitytvshoot
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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

Post by FredS » Mon Jan 15, 2018 9:14 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 9:08 pm
FredS wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 8:43 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:24 pm
FredS wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 4:52 pm
Crisis averted. Thank you, Judge Rusty, for preventing what would have been catastrophic fallout from DL Jake's carelessness.

It's a good thing Trump took the nuclear football away from him.
There’s a nuclear football?

Now I’ll hear there’s also a Nuclear football helmet and you have to wear it like that lanky dorky kid in the 70’s show, in order to reprocure the stolen nuclear football. Is that about right?
Captain, I think Jake has been undercover too long. We need to pull him out but I don't know if he can ever reintegrate in civil society.

If he was cat, I'd know what to do with him.
But, I don’t want to reintegrate. And I am not a cat. Nor a Gilla Monster.

So, where’s the hat part, exactly?

#lostasgooseinarealitytvshoot
How does your head voice pronounce Gila Monster? Mine says Gee-Yah (like Gila Bend), but I think the correct pronunciation is Hee-la.

Also, we're out of tequila. Ta-key-ya
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"One of the things I love about CPS is the frank and enthusiastic dysfunction here. God help me, I do love it so." – OldWorldSwine

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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

Post by DepartedLight » Mon Jan 15, 2018 9:59 pm

FredS wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 9:14 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 9:08 pm
FredS wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 8:43 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 7:24 pm
FredS wrote:
Mon Jan 15, 2018 4:52 pm
Crisis averted. Thank you, Judge Rusty, for preventing what would have been catastrophic fallout from DL Jake's carelessness.

It's a good thing Trump took the nuclear football away from him.
There’s a nuclear football?

Now I’ll hear there’s also a Nuclear football helmet and you have to wear it like that lanky dorky kid in the 70’s show, in order to reprocure the stolen nuclear football. Is that about right?
Captain, I think Jake has been undercover too long. We need to pull him out but I don't know if he can ever reintegrate in civil society.

If he was cat, I'd know what to do with him.
But, I don’t want to reintegrate. And I am not a cat. Nor a Gilla Monster.

So, where’s the hat part, exactly?

#lostasgooseinarealitytvshoot
How does your head voice pronounce Gila Monster? Mine says Gee-Yah (like Gila Bend), but I think the correct pronunciation is Hee-la.

Also, we're out of tequila. Ta-key-ya
1. I am not comfortable with the lengthy quote vortex. But, I find this important.

1.a GEEla MONster. I know that’s incorrect. Pretty sure it’s more like HEE-la MONster.

1.b Jose Cuervo.

2.0 Hats? Where is that hats part?
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