A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

Post by UncleBob » Fri Apr 14, 2017 3:28 pm

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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

Post by Sir Moose » Fri Apr 14, 2017 4:28 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Fri Apr 07, 2017 3:00 pm
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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

Post by Fainn » Thu Apr 20, 2017 4:59 pm

I've been doing some research on the council of hats.
The Big Book of Secret Societies wrote:The Council of Hats was formed in 2007 by Pepik, Hugodrax, John-Boy, along with JudgeRusty who happened to be a Freemason. The council was formed with the intent of promoting charitable works within the community. Each member was to swear their loyalty to their own country and to the Grand Poobah of the Council. The first Grand Poobah was Pepik. There were originally three degrees of initiation into the order: The visor, the ball cap, and the sublime degree of Master Fedora.
Jruegg joined shortly before the prohibition against non-western hats.
However in The Council of the Hats Decoded, page 159, a different story is told.
A member who didn't wish to be identified wrote:Oh, yeah. The whole love your fellow man and do good works is our public image. Our real purpose is to lock threads that bring no one joy, but the original poster.
2017 was a crucial time for the council. With the addition over the years of Fainn, UncleBob, BobsUrUncle, AntiDel, and Cletus, as well as others, the founding members decided it was time to issue a grand sharter for the Council in order to codify some essential beliefs of the society.
1. It was determined that Fezes were only popular with Fainn, Del, and Goose55 and the degrees stood as originally intended.
2. No one was to ever wear a utilikilt while on official Council of Hats business.
3. Tobacco was acceptable in four forms only and it was up to each member to search their own conscience when determining which forms to consume.
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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

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Post by UncleBob » Fri Apr 21, 2017 10:00 am

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"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

Post by FredS » Fri Apr 21, 2017 1:57 pm

Fainn wrote:
Thu Apr 20, 2017 4:59 pm
I've been doing some research on the council of hats.
The Big Book of Secret Societies wrote:The Council of Hats was formed in 2007 by Pepik, Hugodrax, John-Boy, along with JudgeRusty who happened to be a Freemason. The council was formed with the intent of promoting charitable works within the community. Each member was to swear their loyalty to their own country and to the Grand Poobah of the Council. The first Grand Poobah was Pepik. There were originally three degrees of initiation into the order: The visor, the ball cap, and the sublime degree of Master Fedora.
Jruegg joined shortly before the prohibition against non-western hats.
However in The Council of the Hats Decoded, page 159, a different story is told.
A member who didn't wish to be identified wrote:Oh, yeah. The whole love your fellow man and do good works is our public image. Our real purpose is to lock threads that bring no one joy, but the original poster.
2017 was a crucial time for the council. With the addition over the years of Fainn, UncleBob, BobsUrUncle, AntiDel, and Cletus, as well as others, the founding members decided it was time to issue a grand sharter for the Council in order to codify some essential beliefs of the society.
1. It was determined that Fezes were only popular with Fainn, Del, and Goose55 and the degrees stood as originally intended.
2. No one was to ever wear a utilikilt while on official Council of Hats business.
3. Tobacco was acceptable in four forms only and it was up to each member to search their own conscience when determining which forms to consume.
this is funny
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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

Post by Skip » Fri Apr 21, 2017 2:16 pm

FredS wrote:
Fri Apr 21, 2017 1:57 pm
Fainn wrote:
Thu Apr 20, 2017 4:59 pm
I've been doing some research on the council of hats.
The Big Book of Secret Societies wrote:The Council of Hats was formed in 2007 by Pepik, Hugodrax, John-Boy, along with JudgeRusty who happened to be a Freemason. The council was formed with the intent of promoting charitable works within the community. Each member was to swear their loyalty to their own country and to the Grand Poobah of the Council. The first Grand Poobah was Pepik. There were originally three degrees of initiation into the order: The visor, the ball cap, and the sublime degree of Master Fedora.
Jruegg joined shortly before the prohibition against non-western hats.
However in The Council of the Hats Decoded, page 159, a different story is told.
A member who didn't wish to be identified wrote:Oh, yeah. The whole love your fellow man and do good works is our public image. Our real purpose is to lock threads that bring no one joy, but the original poster.
2017 was a crucial time for the council. With the addition over the years of Fainn, UncleBob, BobsUrUncle, AntiDel, and Cletus, as well as others, the founding members decided it was time to issue a grand sharter for the Council in order to codify some essential beliefs of the society.
1. It was determined that Fezes were only popular with Fainn, Del, and Goose55 and the degrees stood as originally intended.
2. No one was to ever wear a utilikilt while on official Council of Hats business.
3. Tobacco was acceptable in four forms only and it was up to each member to search their own conscience when determining which forms to consume.
this is funny
And so totally wrong as to make it even funnier, as it makes it like real history.
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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

Post by Gabriel » Fri Apr 21, 2017 10:08 pm

I, for one, welcome our be-hatted overlords.
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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

Post by GaryInVA » Sat Apr 22, 2017 1:34 pm

Gabriel wrote:
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I, for one, welcome our be-hatted overlords.
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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

Post by UncleBob » Fri Apr 28, 2017 9:26 am

. -..- .--. . .-. .. -- . -. - / .. ... / .- / ... ..- -.-. -.-. . ... ... .-.-.- / -- --- ...- . / - --- / .--. .... .- ... . / - .-- ---
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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

Post by UncleBob » Thu Jul 13, 2017 3:13 pm

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Post by DepartedLight » Thu Jul 13, 2017 5:46 pm

Dammit.

Just like the secret knowledge thread.

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Post by Fainn » Thu Jul 13, 2017 6:29 pm

I shall wear my Mossy Oak doo rag.
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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

Post by UncleBob » Thu Oct 05, 2017 2:26 pm

Execute Order 66
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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

Post by hugodrax » Thu Oct 05, 2017 3:56 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Thu Oct 05, 2017 2:26 pm
Execute Order 66
Ooh, wet work. Come here, Goose
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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

Post by durangopipe » Thu Oct 05, 2017 5:32 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Thu Oct 05, 2017 3:56 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Thu Oct 05, 2017 2:26 pm
Execute Order 66
Ooh, wet work. Come here, Goose
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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

Post by JudgeRusty » Thu Oct 05, 2017 6:17 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Thu Oct 05, 2017 2:26 pm
Execute Order 66
all of them?
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Post by hugodrax » Thu Oct 05, 2017 6:46 pm

The Goose has landed. I repeat, the Goose has landed.
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Re: A Covert Word to Specific, Hidden CPSers From The Council of Hats

Post by Sir Moose » Fri Oct 06, 2017 1:34 am

Did we move beyond...

Jean has a long mustache

???

I guess that's what I get for not paying attention.
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Post by Irish-Dane » Sun Oct 08, 2017 3:30 pm

I am not clicking on that link.
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