Jim Comes Out as FBI Director

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Jim Comes Out as FBI Director

Post by Irish-Dane » Fri May 12, 2017 10:42 am

But he didn't come out on his own terms, it was that jerk cousin of his that told everyone.
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Re: Jim Comes Out as FBI Director

Post by Jocose » Fri May 12, 2017 11:55 am

You can't tell Errol anything.
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Post by JimVH » Fri May 12, 2017 12:14 pm

I did no such thing.
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Re: Jim Comes Out as FBI Director

Post by Jocose » Fri May 12, 2017 12:17 pm

Jim has come out as the head of FBI

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Jim Comes Out as FBI Director

Post by JohnnyMcPiperson » Mon May 15, 2017 6:56 pm

Flamboyant Bowtie Installation

Indeed he is the head of that...

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Re: Jim Comes Out as FBI Director

Post by coco » Mon May 15, 2017 7:09 pm

Jocose wrote:
Fri May 12, 2017 12:17 pm
Jim has come out as the head of FBI

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Re: Jim Comes Out as FBI Director

Post by Jocose » Mon May 15, 2017 7:13 pm

coco wrote:
Mon May 15, 2017 7:09 pm
Jocose wrote:
Fri May 12, 2017 12:17 pm
Jim has come out as the head of FBI

Female Body Inspector
Diamond Dave learned everything he knew from Jim.
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Re: Jim Comes Out as FBI Director

Post by FredS » Mon May 15, 2017 8:32 pm

To be honest, I already knew. He's tried to hide it, but I could tell.
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Re: Jim Comes Out as FBI Director

Post by Goose55 » Mon May 15, 2017 9:04 pm

Thread title sounds as though the man revealed an "alternate lifestyle." :egor:
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Re: Jim Comes Out as FBI Director

Post by Onyx » Mon May 15, 2017 9:22 pm

FredS wrote:
Mon May 15, 2017 8:32 pm
To be honest, I already knew. He's tried to hide it, but I could tell.
Was it the bow-tie?
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