Please Vote for "The most Insane and/or Inane" CPS member

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Who is the most insane/inane CPS member?

Jocose
14
14%
TNLP
14
14%
coco
6
6%
UncleBob
8
8%
A_Morley
14
14%
hugodrax
10
10%
John-boy
10
10%
Pepik
6
6%
Goose
11
11%
Thunktank
8
8%
 
Total votes: 101

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Please Vote for "The most Insane and/or Inane" CPS member

Post by Jocose » Mon May 15, 2017 7:50 pm

No need to reply to this thread.

Feel free to vote anonymously for the most insane and or inane member here on CPS!

Vote early, vote often and know that the results may have been tampered with by foreign pipe forums.

Feel free to add anyone I may have overlooked.
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Re: Please Vote for "The most Insane and/or Inane" CPS member

Post by Jocose » Mon May 15, 2017 8:03 pm

13 votes thus far.

TNLP, coco and Morley are tied at #1 at this point.
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Re: Please Vote for "The most Insane and/or Inane" CPS member

Post by Onyx » Mon May 15, 2017 8:17 pm

I voted Coco because I thought nobody else would. Turns out, he's winning.
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Re: Please Vote for "The most Insane and/or Inane" CPS member

Post by Onyx » Mon May 15, 2017 8:18 pm

Jocose wrote:
Mon May 15, 2017 7:50 pm
No need to reply to this thread.
There's no need to reply to any thread. At least that's what the mods told me.
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Re: Please Vote for "The most Insane and/or Inane" CPS member

Post by DepartedLight » Mon May 15, 2017 8:45 pm

Onyx wrote:
Mon May 15, 2017 8:18 pm
Jocose wrote:
Mon May 15, 2017 7:50 pm
No need to reply to this thread.
There's no need to reply to any thread. At least that's what the mods told me.
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Re: Please Vote for "The most Insane and/or Inane" CPS member

Post by Onyx » Mon May 15, 2017 9:02 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Mon May 15, 2017 8:45 pm
Onyx wrote:
Mon May 15, 2017 8:18 pm
Jocose wrote:
Mon May 15, 2017 7:50 pm
No need to reply to this thread.
There's no need to reply to any thread. At least that's what the mods told me.
Unless you've had your post(s) edited by a mod, yer an ameuture.

Taxation is theft; and Baltimore is a cess pool.
Yeah, I'm an amateur.

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Re: Please Vote for "The most Insane and/or Inane" CPS member

Post by Fainn » Mon May 15, 2017 9:45 pm

I'm disappointed Sid wasn't nominated.
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Re: Please Vote for "The most Insane and/or Inane" CPS member

Post by Gabriel » Mon May 15, 2017 9:50 pm

Fainn wrote:
Mon May 15, 2017 9:45 pm
I'm disappointed Sid wasn't nominated.
The man has a point.
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Re: Please Vote for "The most Insane and/or Inane" CPS member

Post by Jocose » Mon May 15, 2017 9:53 pm

Gabriel wrote:
Mon May 15, 2017 9:50 pm
Fainn wrote:
Mon May 15, 2017 9:45 pm
I'm disappointed Sid wasn't nominated.
The man has a point.
ONE WORD;

You're both biased
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Re: Please Vote for "The most Insane and/or Inane" CPS member

Post by Jocose » Mon May 15, 2017 9:55 pm

33 votes so far.

An interesting turn of events..

J-B leads Pepik by 2:1 votes

UB a close second

TNLP was seen vaping cannabinol oil
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Re: Please Vote for "The most Insane and/or Inane" CPS member

Post by Irish-Dane » Tue May 16, 2017 5:22 am

I would have made an entirely different list of names for that question.
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Re: Please Vote for "The most Insane and/or Inane" CPS member

Post by Del » Tue May 16, 2017 6:23 am

I wasn't even nominated. :oops:
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Re: Please Vote for "The most Insane and/or Inane" CPS member

Post by Jester » Tue May 16, 2017 6:44 am

I voted Jocose. Every time I go into mChat its only Jocose, talking to himself in rap form about Star Wars characters.
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Re: Please Vote for "The most Insane and/or Inane" CPS member

Post by coco » Tue May 16, 2017 7:22 am

I had an early lead, but now I'm slipping farther and farther behind.
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Re: Please Vote for "The most Insane and/or Inane" CPS member

Post by FredS » Tue May 16, 2017 8:20 am

DepartedLight wrote:
Mon May 15, 2017 8:45 pm
Onyx wrote:
Mon May 15, 2017 8:18 pm
Jocose wrote:
Mon May 15, 2017 7:50 pm
No need to reply to this thread.
There's no need to reply to any thread. At least that's what the mods told me.
Unless you've had your post(s) edited by a mod, yer an ameuture.

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Re: Please Vote for "The most Insane and/or Inane" CPS member

Post by JimVH » Tue May 16, 2017 9:05 am

Irish-Dane wrote:
Tue May 16, 2017 5:22 am
I would have made an entirely different list of names for that question.
Insane and inane produce two different lists in my head.
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Re: Please Vote for "The most Insane and/or Inane" CPS member

Post by Rusty » Tue May 16, 2017 9:15 am

coco wrote:
Tue May 16, 2017 7:22 am
I had an early lead, but now I'm slipping farther and farther behind.
Or you are a recovering mental case who is showing marked improvement. :D

I think this just more of Jocose's weirdness. None of the folks on the list are insane and inanity is a condition of CPS.
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Re: Please Vote for "The most Insane and/or Inane" CPS member

Post by Bloodhound » Tue May 16, 2017 10:04 am

Its just like every other election...the real issues are not discussed...when is the debate?
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Re: Please Vote for "The most Insane and/or Inane" CPS member

Post by Sir Moose » Tue May 16, 2017 10:16 am

Del wrote:
Tue May 16, 2017 6:23 am
I wasn't even nominated. :oops:
That surprised me, too. Don't worry, if you had been nominated, I would have voted for you.
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Re: Please Vote for "The most Insane and/or Inane" CPS member

Post by Del » Tue May 16, 2017 10:25 am

Sir Moose wrote:
Tue May 16, 2017 10:16 am
Del wrote:
Tue May 16, 2017 6:23 am
I wasn't even nominated. :oops:
That surprised me, too. Don't worry, if you had been nominated, I would have voted for you.
Thank you. That makes me feel better.
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