Please Vote for "The most Insane and/or Inane" CPS member

The part of the church where the silliest things happen. Conversations that sound like they belong in the youth room will be moved here.

Who is the most insane/inane CPS member?

Jocose
14
14%
TNLP
14
14%
coco
6
6%
UncleBob
8
8%
A_Morley
14
14%
hugodrax
10
10%
John-boy
10
10%
Pepik
6
6%
Goose
11
11%
Thunktank
8
8%
 
Total votes: 101

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Re: Please Vote for "The most Insane and/or Inane" CPS member

Post by John-Boy » Tue May 16, 2017 10:27 am

FredS wrote:
Tue May 16, 2017 8:20 am
DepartedLight wrote:
Mon May 15, 2017 8:45 pm
Onyx wrote:
Mon May 15, 2017 8:18 pm
Jocose wrote:
Mon May 15, 2017 7:50 pm
No need to reply to this thread.
There's no need to reply to any thread. At least that's what the mods told me.
Unless you've had your post(s) edited by a mod, yer an ameuture.

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Re: Please Vote for "The most Insane and/or Inane" CPS member

Post by JudgeRusty » Tue May 16, 2017 10:35 am

coco wrote:
Tue May 16, 2017 7:22 am
I had an early lead, but now I'm slipping farther and farther behind.
so, you're winning?
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Re: Please Vote for "The most Insane and/or Inane" CPS member

Post by John-Boy » Tue May 16, 2017 10:36 am

Please vote for me to keep this thread alive!
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Re: Please Vote for "The most Insane and/or Inane" CPS member

Post by GaryInVA » Tue May 16, 2017 10:40 am

John-Boy wrote:
Tue May 16, 2017 10:36 am
Please vote for me to keep this thread alive!
Done
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Re: Please Vote for "The most Insane and/or Inane" CPS member

Post by John-Boy » Tue May 16, 2017 10:41 am

GaryInVA wrote:
Tue May 16, 2017 10:40 am
John-Boy wrote:
Tue May 16, 2017 10:36 am
Please vote for me to keep this thread alive!
Done
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Re: Please Vote for "The most Insane and/or Inane" CPS member

Post by Jocose » Tue May 16, 2017 2:22 pm

Well folks, according to the poll It appears that thunk, pepino and UB are the least insane/inane with only 6% each.

Then from low to high, there's a wide spectrum starting with coco, Morley, hugo, J-B, and then we have the top 3:

Goose 13%
Jocose 15%
TNLP. 17%

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Re: Please Vote for "The most Insane and/or Inane" CPS member

Post by TwoXseveN » Tue May 16, 2017 3:18 pm

Del wrote:
Tue May 16, 2017 10:25 am
Sir Moose wrote:
Tue May 16, 2017 10:16 am
Del wrote:
Tue May 16, 2017 6:23 am
I wasn't even nominated. :oops:
That surprised me, too. Don't worry, if you had been nominated, I would have voted for you.
Thank you. That makes me feel better.
Seriously....

If UB got nominated, Del also should've been.
Those two are tied at the CPS hip.
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Re: Please Vote for "The most Insane and/or Inane" CPS member

Post by wosbald » Tue May 16, 2017 3:21 pm

+JMJ+
TwoXseveN wrote:
Tue May 16, 2017 3:18 pm
If UB got nominated, Del also should've been.
Those two are tied at the CPS hip.
We should just call 'em "DeUBy".




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Re: Please Vote for "The most Insane and/or Inane" CPS member

Post by TwoXseveN » Tue May 16, 2017 3:23 pm

wosbald wrote:
Tue May 16, 2017 3:21 pm
+JMJ+
TwoXseveN wrote:
Tue May 16, 2017 3:18 pm
If UB got nominated, Del also should've been.
Those two are tied at the CPS hip.
We should just call 'em "DeUBy".
I would've proposed DELUBY, but yers is better :)
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Re: Please Vote for "The most Insane and/or Inane" CPS member

Post by Del » Tue May 16, 2017 3:35 pm

I voted for John-Boy, because he seems to want it.

And then I voted for everyone else, because I believe in equality of outcomes.
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Re: Please Vote for "The most Insane and/or Inane" CPS member

Post by Winton » Tue May 16, 2017 3:55 pm

My daughter would have voted for me.

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Re: Please Vote for "The most Insane and/or Inane" CPS member

Post by JimVH » Tue May 16, 2017 4:11 pm

Do the losers all get participation ribbons?

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Re: Please Vote for "The most Insane and/or Inane" CPS member

Post by SlowToke » Tue May 16, 2017 7:00 pm

I'm deeply hurt that I didn't make the cut. Perhaps I just need to step up my game.
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Re: Please Vote for "The most Insane and/or Inane" CPS member

Post by Del » Tue May 16, 2017 7:07 pm

SlowToke wrote:
Tue May 16, 2017 7:00 pm
I'm deeply hurt that I didn't make the cut. Perhaps I just need to step up my game.
Try posting more to the theology and purgatory threads.
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Re: Please Vote for "The most Insane and/or Inane" CPS member

Post by SlowToke » Tue May 16, 2017 7:33 pm

Del wrote:
Tue May 16, 2017 7:07 pm
SlowToke wrote:
Tue May 16, 2017 7:00 pm
I'm deeply hurt that I didn't make the cut. Perhaps I just need to step up my game.
Try posting more to the theology and purgatory threads.
That should do it.
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Re: Please Vote for "The most Insane and/or Inane" CPS member

Post by coco » Wed May 17, 2017 8:16 am

JimVH wrote:
Tue May 16, 2017 4:11 pm
Do the losers all get participation ribbons?
They should read "Participant in Insanity"

I am honored just to be nominated.
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Re: Please Vote for "The most Insane and/or Inane" CPS member

Post by gaining_age » Wed May 17, 2017 8:51 am

coco wrote:
Wed May 17, 2017 8:16 am
JimVH wrote:
Tue May 16, 2017 4:11 pm
Do the losers all get participation ribbons?
They should read "Participant in Insanity"

I am honored just to be nominated.
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Re: Please Vote for "The most Insane and/or Inane" CPS member

Post by Roadmaster » Wed May 17, 2017 2:55 pm

SlowToke wrote:
Tue May 16, 2017 7:00 pm
I'm deeply hurt that I didn't make the cut. Perhaps I just need to step up my game.
Insanity often goes unappreciated.

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Re: Please Vote for "The most Insane and/or Inane" CPS member

Post by Sir Moose » Wed May 17, 2017 3:01 pm

Calvin Thomas, Jr. wrote: Insanity

By Calvin Thomas, Jr.

The quick-sliding cape of mind
Drags wrinkled on a dusty floor,
A party dress,
Sagging from those shoulders
of a smile
that stalks through crooked time
followed by a goat
nipping the petticoat.
Scape-goat, grin out loud.
Make the cloak a shroud.
He whinnys through the nose,
paws the trailing hem
and strikes a fawning pose.
Tight-clamped, the clasp of tin
Tears cloth it won’t undo.
Before the gown slips down.
A rent . . . which lets the darkness through.
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Re: Please Vote for "The most Insane and/or Inane" CPS member

Post by infidel » Wed May 17, 2017 3:06 pm

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