CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

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CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

Post by Roadmaster » Tue May 16, 2017 1:01 pm

Off the top of my head I would say durangopipe and Judge Rusty.
Michigander probably makes the cut as well.
Surely there is more.

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Re: CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

Post by mont974x4 » Tue May 16, 2017 1:04 pm

I didn't think sane people were allowed here.


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Re: CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

Post by Jocose » Tue May 16, 2017 1:08 pm

I'd like to nominate myself and TNLP
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Post by Jocose » Tue May 16, 2017 1:08 pm

Where's the poll?
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Re: CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

Post by Roadmaster » Tue May 16, 2017 1:11 pm

Jocose wrote:
Tue May 16, 2017 1:08 pm
I'd like to nominate myself and TNLP
Wrong thread, this is the NOT insane list.
And I don't know how to do polls.
They tend to limit to much anyway IMHO.

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Re: CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

Post by Pepik » Tue May 16, 2017 1:27 pm

Roadmaster wrote:
Tue May 16, 2017 1:11 pm
Jocose wrote:
Tue May 16, 2017 1:08 pm
I'd like to nominate myself and TNLP
Wrong thread, this is the NOT insane list.
And I don't know how to do polls.
They tend to limit to much anyway IMHO.
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Re: CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

Post by Gabriel » Tue May 16, 2017 1:28 pm

I'd say you're probably stretching the point with durangopipe, but surely Peter - Thoth has to go on the sane list. Even if only because he spends so little time here these days. :)
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Post by DepartedLight » Tue May 16, 2017 3:04 pm

Being insane, I cannot nominate myself.

But then if I could, wouldn't that be insane?
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Post by A_Morley » Tue May 16, 2017 3:07 pm

I think my resume actually contains the words crazed, drunken, and unstable. Hasn't hurt me yet.
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Post by GaryInVA » Tue May 16, 2017 3:10 pm

I'll nominate JimVH as not being insane. A great hairdresser, but not insane.
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Post by TwoXseveN » Tue May 16, 2017 3:16 pm

A_Morley wrote:
Tue May 16, 2017 3:07 pm
I think my resume actually contains the words crazed, drunken, and unstable. Hasn't hurt me yet.
Yer lucky, apparently some peoples here frown on that stuff.

Not that I know anything about it...
I'm what some CPS'ers have called, "Better than advertised".

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Re: CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

Post by JimVH » Tue May 16, 2017 4:13 pm

GaryInVA wrote:
Tue May 16, 2017 3:10 pm
I'll nominate JimVH as not being insane. A great hairdresser, but not insane.
Don't believe everything you hear (but you're right about the hairdresser thing).

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Post by CodeMonkey » Tue May 16, 2017 4:19 pm

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Post by durangopipe » Tue May 16, 2017 4:34 pm

If nominated I will not run.
If elected I will not serve.

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Re: CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

Post by Del » Tue May 16, 2017 4:38 pm

Roadmaster wrote:
Tue May 16, 2017 1:01 pm
Off the top of my head I would say durangopipe and Judge Rusty.
Michigander probably makes the cut as well.
Surely there is more.
I think JimVH belongs on the list.

Even though that bow tie sure pushes a Bill Nye vibe.
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Re: CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

Post by GaryInVA » Tue May 16, 2017 4:47 pm

JimVH wrote:
Tue May 16, 2017 4:13 pm
GaryInVA wrote:
Tue May 16, 2017 3:10 pm
I'll nominate JimVH as not being insane. A great hairdresser, but not insane.
Don't believe everything you hear (but you're right about the hairdresser thing).
I hear he's a really good dancer too.
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Re: CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

Post by JudgeRusty » Tue May 16, 2017 5:46 pm

Not insane.
Sounds like a low bar.

I shan't alert the media concerning my nomination.
Yet.
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Re: CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

Post by Roadmaster » Tue May 16, 2017 6:17 pm

Bringing this up to date we have:

Members That Are Presently Assumed To Not Be Insane
Judge Rusty
Michigander
Thoth
JimVH

It has been noted that only the insane should be CPS Members in the first place.
It has also been noted that being crazy can prevent going insane.
It has been further noted that durangopipe got the boot before he withdrew but the LBJ reference was good.
It has ever further been noted that I must not have much to do or I chose not to do it today.

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Post by SlowToke » Tue May 16, 2017 6:57 pm

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Re: CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

Post by JimVH » Tue May 16, 2017 6:59 pm

Two words:

It's easy to hide crazy on the internet.

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