CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

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Re: CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

Post by mont974x4 » Tue May 16, 2017 7:35 pm

Is sanity relative? Or is it just my relatives?


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Re: CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

Post by ReverendThom » Tue May 16, 2017 8:25 pm

What the heck? I'm the only sane one here. And I'm Canadian.

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Re: CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

Post by Onyx » Tue May 16, 2017 8:40 pm

Voice in my head tells me I'm not insane.
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Re: CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

Post by Roadmaster » Tue May 16, 2017 8:47 pm

Onyx wrote:
Tue May 16, 2017 8:40 pm
Voice in my head tells me I'm not insane.
All of them?
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Re: CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

Post by Onyx » Tue May 16, 2017 9:00 pm

Roadmaster wrote:
Tue May 16, 2017 8:47 pm
Onyx wrote:
Tue May 16, 2017 8:40 pm
Voice in my head tells me I'm not insane.
All of them?
Just the one that beat the life out of the others with a plastic lawn chair.
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Re: CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

Post by mont974x4 » Tue May 16, 2017 9:01 pm

ReverendThom wrote:What the heck? I'm the only sane one here. And I'm Canadian.

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That's not sanity, it's just being polite.


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Re: CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

Post by Goose55 » Tue May 16, 2017 10:30 pm

Mental illness is part and parcel for being born in this wayward world. So, can't say I am not insane. You'll have to keep looking.
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Re: CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

Post by JMG » Wed May 17, 2017 12:21 am

Yer mom's not insane.
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Re: CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

Post by FredS » Wed May 17, 2017 6:37 am

JMG wrote:
Wed May 17, 2017 12:21 am
Yer mom's not insane.
I don't think you understand how 'yer mom' jokes are s'posed to work.
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Re: CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

Post by DepartedLight » Wed May 17, 2017 6:43 am

Roadmaster wrote:
Tue May 16, 2017 8:47 pm
Onyx wrote:
Tue May 16, 2017 8:40 pm
Voice in my head tells me I'm not insane.
All of them?
Pretty sure he has but one head.
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Re: CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

Post by JMG » Wed May 17, 2017 7:04 am

FredS wrote:
Wed May 17, 2017 6:37 am
JMG wrote:
Wed May 17, 2017 12:21 am
Yer mom's not insane.
I don't think you understand how 'yer mom' jokes are s'posed to work.
Yer mom is kindhearted and well respected in her community. BOOSH!
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Re: CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

Post by DepartedLight » Wed May 17, 2017 8:08 am

JMG wrote:
Wed May 17, 2017 7:04 am
FredS wrote:
Wed May 17, 2017 6:37 am
JMG wrote:
Wed May 17, 2017 12:21 am
Yer mom's not insane.
I don't think you understand how 'yer mom' jokes are s'posed to work.
Yer mom is kindhearted and well respected in her community. BOOSH!
Exhibit B, your honor.
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Re: CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

Post by Kerdy » Wed May 17, 2017 8:14 am

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers?
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Re: CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

Post by gaining_age » Wed May 17, 2017 8:29 am

:wavey:
Kerdy wrote:
Wed May 17, 2017 8:14 am
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers?
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Re: CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

Post by FredS » Wed May 17, 2017 8:36 am

Kerdy wrote:
Wed May 17, 2017 8:14 am
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers?
Well now - - - Kerdy reappears one day after TNLP leaves.

Tell me that's not suspicious.
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Re: CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

Post by Roadmaster » Wed May 17, 2017 2:39 pm

Should HappyHammer be added to the list?
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Re: CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

Post by mont974x4 » Wed May 17, 2017 3:34 pm

Roadmaster wrote:Should HappyHammer be added to the list?
He was sane enough to leave.


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Re: CPS Members Who Are NOT Insane

Post by G00se22 » Wed May 17, 2017 5:37 pm

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Post by JohnnyMcPiperson » Wed May 17, 2017 7:36 pm

Hmmm....
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Post by JohnnyMcPiperson » Wed May 17, 2017 7:36 pm

I am having a hard time counting to two today... I'm having trouble remembering what comes after one...


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