CPS Threads Which are Mundane

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Any thread in the Youth Room, the title of which is a supposedly-witty derivative of the title of another thread, including this one.
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I meant to select the other choice, but my finger slipped.
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CPS Threads Which are Mundane

Post by TNLawPiper » Wed May 17, 2017 9:10 pm

QED.

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Re: CPS Threads Which are Mundane

Post by Onyx » Wed May 17, 2017 9:20 pm

This is the first thread I can confidently predict will not be locked. No need. Take your time folks, this thread will always be there... in the archives... still on page 1.
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Re: CPS Threads Which are Mundane

Post by Jocose » Wed May 17, 2017 9:42 pm

I voted, I mean I farted, sorry.
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Re: CPS Threads Which are Mundane

Post by John-Boy » Thu May 18, 2017 5:51 am

I have to pee.
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Re: CPS Threads Which are Mundane

Post by Roadmaster » Thu May 18, 2017 6:32 am

Onyx wrote:
Wed May 17, 2017 9:20 pm
This is the first thread I can confidently predict will not be locked. No need. Take your time folks, this thread will always be there... in the archives... still on page 1.
In a normal world you would be correct.
But this is CPS. (My 8th grade teacher said to never begin a sentence with 'but' and I get some pleasure every time I do)
Anyway (she said too never begin a sentence with 'anyway' as well)
Anyway, somebody here is likely to post away just to prove you wrong.
But you know that.

Take that Mrs Lewis.

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Re: CPS Threads Which are Mundane

Post by Irish-Dane » Thu May 18, 2017 7:35 am

Roadmaster wrote:
Thu May 18, 2017 6:32 am
Onyx wrote:
Wed May 17, 2017 9:20 pm
This is the first thread I can confidently predict will not be locked. No need. Take your time folks, this thread will always be there... in the archives... still on page 1.
In a normal world you would be correct.
But this is CPS. (My 8th grade teacher said to never begin a sentence with 'but' and I get some pleasure every time I do)
Anyway (she said too never begin a sentence with 'anyway' as well)
Anyway, somebody here is likely to post away just to prove you wrong.
But you know that.

Take that Mrs Lewis.
I questioned my Algebra 2 teacher about an utterly ridiculous formula I was certain would never be used in the real world. She threw up her arms and started a royal tantrum about my IQ and that I would never amount to anything, and to not even THINK about going into any field that included finance. I chuckle every time my direct deposit goes in.
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Re: CPS Threads Which are Mundane

Post by infidel » Thu May 18, 2017 9:50 am

Quit yer whinin', boy.
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Re: CPS Threads Which are Mundane

Post by Roadmaster » Thu May 18, 2017 9:59 am

Irish-Dane wrote:
Thu May 18, 2017 7:35 am
Roadmaster wrote:
Thu May 18, 2017 6:32 am
Onyx wrote:
Wed May 17, 2017 9:20 pm
This is the first thread I can confidently predict will not be locked. No need. Take your time folks, this thread will always be there... in the archives... still on page 1.
In a normal world you would be correct.
But this is CPS. (My 8th grade teacher said to never begin a sentence with 'but' and I get some pleasure every time I do)
Anyway (she said too never begin a sentence with 'anyway' as well)
Anyway, somebody here is likely to post away just to prove you wrong.
But you know that.

Take that Mrs Lewis.
I questioned my Algebra 2 teacher about an utterly ridiculous formula I was certain would never be used in the real world. She threw up her arms and started a royal tantrum about my IQ and that I would never amount to anything, and to not even THINK about going into any field that included finance. I chuckle every time my direct deposit goes in.
That is sweet.
They told me I would end up a truck driver.

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Re: CPS Threads Which are Mundane

Post by JimVH » Thu May 18, 2017 2:29 pm

Roadmaster wrote:
Thu May 18, 2017 9:59 am
Irish-Dane wrote:
Thu May 18, 2017 7:35 am
Roadmaster wrote:
Thu May 18, 2017 6:32 am
Onyx wrote:
Wed May 17, 2017 9:20 pm
This is the first thread I can confidently predict will not be locked. No need. Take your time folks, this thread will always be there... in the archives... still on page 1.
In a normal world you would be correct.
But this is CPS. (My 8th grade teacher said to never begin a sentence with 'but' and I get some pleasure every time I do)
Anyway (she said too never begin a sentence with 'anyway' as well)
Anyway, somebody here is likely to post away just to prove you wrong.
But you know that.

Take that Mrs Lewis.
I questioned my Algebra 2 teacher about an utterly ridiculous formula I was certain would never be used in the real world. She threw up her arms and started a royal tantrum about my IQ and that I would never amount to anything, and to not even THINK about going into any field that included finance. I chuckle every time my direct deposit goes in.
That is sweet.
They told me I would end up a truck driver.
I was supposed to have been a guidance counselor or a welder. I thought that an odd combination.

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Re: CPS Threads Which are Mundane

Post by Sir Moose » Thu May 18, 2017 2:42 pm

JimVH wrote:
Thu May 18, 2017 2:29 pm
Roadmaster wrote:
Thu May 18, 2017 9:59 am
Irish-Dane wrote:
Thu May 18, 2017 7:35 am
Roadmaster wrote:
Thu May 18, 2017 6:32 am
Onyx wrote:
Wed May 17, 2017 9:20 pm
This is the first thread I can confidently predict will not be locked. No need. Take your time folks, this thread will always be there... in the archives... still on page 1.
In a normal world you would be correct.
But this is CPS. (My 8th grade teacher said to never begin a sentence with 'but' and I get some pleasure every time I do)
Anyway (she said too never begin a sentence with 'anyway' as well)
Anyway, somebody here is likely to post away just to prove you wrong.
But you know that.

Take that Mrs Lewis.
I questioned my Algebra 2 teacher about an utterly ridiculous formula I was certain would never be used in the real world. She threw up her arms and started a royal tantrum about my IQ and that I would never amount to anything, and to not even THINK about going into any field that included finance. I chuckle every time my direct deposit goes in.
That is sweet.
They told me I would end up a truck driver.
I was supposed to have been a guidance counselor or a welder. I thought that an odd combination.
Taking a useless piece of scrap, applying some intense heat and forming a new and unique piece of scrap? I don't see the difference.
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Re: CPS Threads Which are Mundane

Post by sweetandsour » Thu May 18, 2017 3:40 pm

JimVH wrote:
Thu May 18, 2017 2:29 pm
Roadmaster wrote:
Thu May 18, 2017 9:59 am
Irish-Dane wrote:
Thu May 18, 2017 7:35 am
Roadmaster wrote:
Thu May 18, 2017 6:32 am
Onyx wrote:
Wed May 17, 2017 9:20 pm
This is the first thread I can confidently predict will not be locked. No need. Take your time folks, this thread will always be there... in the archives... still on page 1.
In a normal world you would be correct.
But this is CPS. (My 8th grade teacher said to never begin a sentence with 'but' and I get some pleasure every time I do)
Anyway (she said too never begin a sentence with 'anyway' as well)
Anyway, somebody here is likely to post away just to prove you wrong.
But you know that.

Take that Mrs Lewis.
I questioned my Algebra 2 teacher about an utterly ridiculous formula I was certain would never be used in the real world. She threw up her arms and started a royal tantrum about my IQ and that I would never amount to anything, and to not even THINK about going into any field that included finance. I chuckle every time my direct deposit goes in.
That is sweet.
They told me I would end up a truck driver.
I was supposed to have been a guidance counselor or a welder. I thought that an odd combination.
I was supposed to have been a minister or a fishing guide.
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Each one busy with his prayers,
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Re: CPS Threads Which are Mundane

Post by TNLawPiper » Thu May 18, 2017 10:07 pm

10/10 stupid thread

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Re: CPS Threads Which are Mundane

Post by Jocose » Thu May 18, 2017 10:40 pm

TNLawPiper wrote:
Thu May 18, 2017 10:07 pm
10/10 stupid thread
+7 and 6/8ths
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