Smoking harms the environment

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Smoking harms the environment

Post by Jocose » Fri Jun 02, 2017 3:57 pm

5 ways smoking harms the environment

"You know what’s funny? I know a lot of radical people: anti-war, distrusting of the government, against GMOs and big food corporations, skeptical about big pharma, and very concerned about climate change….and yet, they smoke"

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Re: Smoking harms the environment

Post by mont974x4 » Fri Jun 02, 2017 4:29 pm

Pffft


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mont974x4 wrote:Pffft


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Re: Smoking harms the environment

Post by Sir Moose » Fri Jun 02, 2017 4:31 pm

mont974x4 wrote:
Fri Jun 02, 2017 4:30 pm
mont974x4 wrote:Pffft


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Re: Smoking harms the environment

Post by infidel » Fri Jun 02, 2017 5:03 pm

When you lose weight, where does it go?

Into the air!

Seriously!

You take in O2 and release CO2.

The more weight you lose, the more carbon you're emitting!

Everyone stop exercising, you're endangering us all!
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Re: Smoking harms the environment

Post by gaining_age » Fri Jun 02, 2017 5:15 pm

infidel wrote:
Fri Jun 02, 2017 5:03 pm
When you lose weight, where does it go?

Into the air!

Seriously!

You take in O2 and release CO2.

The more weight you lose, the more carbon you're emitting!

Everyone stop exercising, you're endangering us all!
Doesn't America have an obesity problem?
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Re: Smoking harms the environment

Post by michigander » Fri Jun 02, 2017 6:23 pm

I just polluted my back yard with over 170 toxins and pollutants.

... I feel so dirty.

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Re: Smoking harms the environment

Post by michigander » Fri Jun 02, 2017 6:24 pm

.... but that Royal Yacht was quite tasty, so I think I'll get over it.

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Post by DepartedLight » Sat Jun 03, 2017 7:04 am

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Re: Smoking harms the environment

Post by coco » Sat Jun 03, 2017 8:55 am

Farts contain hydrogen, carbon dioxide, methane, skatole, indole, methanethiol, dimethyl sulfide, hydrogen sulfide, and volatile amines.

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Re: Smoking harms the environment

Post by infidel » Mon Jun 05, 2017 9:24 am

gaining_age wrote:
Fri Jun 02, 2017 5:15 pm
infidel wrote:
Fri Jun 02, 2017 5:03 pm
When you lose weight, where does it go?

Into the air!

Seriously!

You take in O2 and release CO2.

The more weight you lose, the more carbon you're emitting!

Everyone stop exercising, you're endangering us all!
Doesn't America have an obesity problem?
Well if you're going to be all glass-half-empty about it, sure. Alternatively you could say we are cleverly sequestering carbon in the population.
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