Why does Morley get 80 stars?

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Why does Morley get 80 stars?

Post by Jocose » Sun Jun 04, 2017 5:51 pm

Why does Morley get 80 stars and the rest of us only get 5?

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This is NOT fair.
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Re: Why does Morley get 80 stars?

Post by JudgeRusty » Sun Jun 04, 2017 5:58 pm

Fair?

WHY DOES JOCOSE GET FIVE STARS?
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Re: Why does Morley get 80 stars?

Post by Pepik » Sun Jun 04, 2017 6:11 pm

Because.
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Re: Why does Morley get 80 stars?

Post by FredS » Sun Jun 04, 2017 6:19 pm

Damn. I've lost a few stars. I have no idea when that happened.
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Re: Why does Morley get 80 stars?

Post by Jocose » Sun Jun 04, 2017 6:22 pm

Redistribution of stars?

Is Bernie an Admin now? What next, free membership?
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Re: Why does Morley get 80 stars?

Post by hugodrax » Sun Jun 04, 2017 6:36 pm

Pepik wrote:
Sun Jun 04, 2017 6:11 pm
Because.
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Re: Why does Morley get 80 stars?

Post by A_Morley » Sun Jun 04, 2017 6:38 pm

I too was outraged.
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Re: Why does Morley get 80 stars?

Post by Goose55 » Sun Jun 04, 2017 7:04 pm

Is it because the Mods like members who insult others?
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Re: Why does Morley get 80 stars?

Post by SlowToke » Sun Jun 04, 2017 7:18 pm

It has been my experience that complaining about the unfairness of the lack of something usually results in lacking that something even more. I'm surprised Jocose still has any stars at all.
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Re: Why does Morley get 80 stars?

Post by coco » Sun Jun 04, 2017 7:19 pm

Because he is Morley, and you are not.
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Re: Why does Morley get 80 stars?

Post by hugodrax » Sun Jun 04, 2017 7:33 pm

That's it. Take away a bottle of Dawn.
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Re: Why does Morley get 80 stars?

Post by Jocose » Sun Jun 04, 2017 7:36 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Sun Jun 04, 2017 7:33 pm
That's it. Take away a bottle of Dawn.
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Re: Why does Morley get 80 stars?

Post by Fainn » Sun Jun 04, 2017 11:14 pm

JudgeRusty wrote:
Sun Jun 04, 2017 5:58 pm
Fair?

WHY DOES JOCOSE GET FIVE STARS?
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Re: Why does Morley get 80 stars?

Post by Fainn » Sun Jun 04, 2017 11:18 pm

Actually, JudgeRusty has a point. Give the man a gavel to celebrate his newish position.
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Re: Why does Morley get 80 stars?

Post by Del » Mon Jun 05, 2017 7:17 am

I'm just posting to see whether I have any stars or not.
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Re: Why does Morley get 80 stars?

Post by Bloodhound » Mon Jun 05, 2017 8:08 am

I think it must be a reward for putting up his new avatar
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Re: Why does Morley get 80 stars?

Post by DepartedLight » Mon Jun 05, 2017 9:48 am

Because 81 stars would simply appear gauche.
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Re: Why does Morley get 80 stars?

Post by TwoXseveN » Mon Jun 05, 2017 9:58 am

Ya'll wish you were like DL and I, it's cooler to be starless.
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Re: Why does Morley get 80 stars?

Post by DepartedLight » Mon Jun 05, 2017 1:17 pm

TwoXseveN wrote:
Mon Jun 05, 2017 9:58 am
Ya'll wish you were like DL and I, it's cooler to be starless.
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Re: Why does Morley get 80 stars?

Post by durangopipe » Mon Jun 05, 2017 1:21 pm

Fainn wrote:
Sun Jun 04, 2017 11:18 pm
Actually, JudgeRusty has a point. Give the man a gavel to celebrate his newish position.
Funny, he doesn't look newish.
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