Words That Rhyme With Classy

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Words That Rhyme With Classy

Post by Cleon » Thu Jun 08, 2017 9:08 am

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Re: Words That Rhyme With Classy

Post by Jocose » Thu Jun 08, 2017 9:09 am

Gassy
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Re: Words That Rhyme With Classy

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assy
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Re: Words That Rhyme With Classy

Post by hugodrax » Thu Jun 08, 2017 9:43 am

This could be fun. We should do "orange" next.
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Re: Words That Rhyme With Classy

Post by Rusty » Thu Jun 08, 2017 3:22 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Thu Jun 08, 2017 9:43 am
This could be fun. We should do "orange" next.
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Re: Words That Rhyme With Classy

Post by hugodrax » Thu Jun 08, 2017 3:40 pm

Rusty wrote:
Thu Jun 08, 2017 3:22 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Jun 08, 2017 9:43 am
This could be fun. We should do "orange" next.
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Re: Words That Rhyme With Classy

Post by Onyx » Thu Jun 08, 2017 3:51 pm

Farsi. (If you guys pronounced "classy" correctly, you'd know.)
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Re: Words That Rhyme With Classy

Post by Rusty » Thu Jun 08, 2017 3:52 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Thu Jun 08, 2017 3:40 pm
Rusty wrote:
Thu Jun 08, 2017 3:22 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Jun 08, 2017 9:43 am
This could be fun. We should do "orange" next.
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Good thing you're good at math.
Well... you have to bend the words a little bit. That's ok. It's not like there is an equation for admission to rhyming. Orange isn't a ripe rhymer.
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Re: Words That Rhyme With Classy

Post by Sir Moose » Thu Jun 08, 2017 4:39 pm

Rusty wrote:
Thu Jun 08, 2017 3:52 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Jun 08, 2017 3:40 pm
Rusty wrote:
Thu Jun 08, 2017 3:22 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Jun 08, 2017 9:43 am
This could be fun. We should do "orange" next.
porridge
door-hinge
syringe
storage
Hugodrax-whoridge
Good thing you're good at math.
Well... you have to bend the words a little bit. That's ok. It's not like there is an equation for admission to rhyming. Orange isn't a ripe rhymer.
sporange
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Re: Words That Rhyme With Classy

Post by hugodrax » Thu Jun 08, 2017 4:41 pm

Indeed. False rhymes are fun. To my knowledge, the only true rhyme for "orange" is "sporange."
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Re: Words That Rhyme With Classy

Post by Onyx » Thu Jun 08, 2017 4:41 pm

Bob Dylan could rhyme orange with classy. I love that guy.
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Re: Words That Rhyme With Classy

Post by Sir Moose » Thu Jun 08, 2017 4:46 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Thu Jun 08, 2017 4:41 pm
Indeed. False rhymes are fun. To my knowledge, the only true rhyme for "orange" is "sporange."
According to the Wikipedia page that I linked to (yeah, I know--Wikipedia's not a real source) about Blorenge, "Blorenge" and "sporange" are the only two true rhymes for "orange" in the English language. It fails to mention that since "Blorenge" is a proper noun, its utility for such rhyming may not be considered permissible in some venues.
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Re: Words That Rhyme With Classy

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Re: Words That Rhyme With Classy

Post by philofumo » Thu Jun 08, 2017 5:02 pm

massy

ˈmasē

adjective literary archaic

consisting of a large mass; bulky; massive.

"a round massy bowl o' pho."

:pho:

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Re: Words That Rhyme With Classy

Post by philofumo » Thu Jun 08, 2017 5:04 pm

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Re: Words That Rhyme With Classy

Post by hugodrax » Thu Jun 08, 2017 5:06 pm

Onyx wrote:
Thu Jun 08, 2017 3:51 pm
Farsi. (If you guys pronounced "classy" correctly, you'd know.)
I laughed aloud. My heart goes out to its speakers today, though, I can tell you that.
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Re: Words That Rhyme With Classy

Post by hugodrax » Thu Jun 08, 2017 5:07 pm

Sir Moose wrote:
Thu Jun 08, 2017 4:46 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Jun 08, 2017 4:41 pm
Indeed. False rhymes are fun. To my knowledge, the only true rhyme for "orange" is "sporange."
According to the Wikipedia page that I linked to (yeah, I know--Wikipedia's not a real source) about Blorenge, "Blorenge" and "sporange" are the only two true rhymes for "orange" in the English language. It fails to mention that since "Blorenge" is a proper noun, its utility for such rhyming may not be considered permissible in some venues.
Googling blorenge.
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Re: Words That Rhyme With Classy

Post by philofumo » Thu Jun 08, 2017 5:14 pm

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Re: Words That Rhyme With Classy

Post by Jocose » Thu Jun 08, 2017 5:18 pm

philofumo wrote:
Thu Jun 08, 2017 5:14 pm
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crassy

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can also denote individuals who look like anarcho crustpunks.

Yes that's right, punk is dead,
it's just another cheap product for the consumers head.

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