ATTN: hugodrax

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Re: ATTN: hugodrax

Post by Onyx » Sat Jun 10, 2017 6:39 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Sat Jun 10, 2017 6:01 pm
Onyx wrote:
Sat Jun 10, 2017 5:31 pm
This is like in school when the teacher would find the most disruptive lout bouncing off the walls and overturning desks, give them a badge that said "Class Monitor", and suddenly all that thrashing-about energy would be channeled into the betterment of reprobate and innocent alike.
Et tu, Onyxe?
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Re: ATTN: hugodrax

Post by hugodrax » Sat Jun 10, 2017 6:42 pm

Onyx wrote:
Sat Jun 10, 2017 6:39 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Sat Jun 10, 2017 6:01 pm
Onyx wrote:
Sat Jun 10, 2017 5:31 pm
This is like in school when the teacher would find the most disruptive lout bouncing off the walls and overturning desks, give them a badge that said "Class Monitor", and suddenly all that thrashing-about energy would be channeled into the betterment of reprobate and innocent alike.
Et tu, Onyxe?
I've been campaigning CPS mod like Jill Stein campaigns for president.
Ok, I chuckled. Jill Stein. You sell yourself short. Think Corbyn.
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Re: ATTN: hugodrax

Post by philofumo » Sat Jun 10, 2017 8:07 pm

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Re: ATTN: hugodrax

Post by mont974x4 » Sat Jun 10, 2017 8:41 pm

If any of you jackwagons use this to run Hugo off, I will tar and feather you like ye olde tax collectors, and start witch trials that will make the Inquisition look like a tea party. Then, I'll get angry, and mean. And replace your tobacco cellars with 15 year old Five Brothers. And steal your pipes and leave rolling papers. And replace your toilet paper with single ply, and I won't even put it on the dispenser. I'll just set it on the top of the tank like the uncultured swine that you are, you sons of cocos goats!!
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

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Re: ATTN: hugodrax

Post by Thunktank » Sat Jun 10, 2017 11:45 pm

mont974x4 wrote:
Sat Jun 10, 2017 8:41 pm
If any of you jackwagons use this to run Hugo off, I will tar and feather you like ye olde tax collectors, and start witch trials that will make the Inquisition look like a tea party. Then, I'll get angry, and mean. And replace your tobacco cellars with 15 year old Five Brothers. And steal your pipes and leave rolling papers. And replace your toilet paper with single ply, and I won't even put it on the dispenser. I'll just set it on the top of the tank like the uncultured swine that you are, you sons of cocos goats!!
Oh my, we don't want to run him off, we want to lure him in. Trap him, put a cover over him, so that he curses the day Skip authorized him to moderate. Misery loves company. Oh yes, he will curse this, yet never be free of it. :twisted:

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Re: ATTN: hugodrax

Post by Onyx » Sun Jun 11, 2017 1:47 am

mont974x4 wrote:
Sat Jun 10, 2017 8:41 pm
If any of you jackwagons use this to run Hugo off, I will tar and feather you like ye olde tax collectors, and start witch trials that will make the Inquisition look like a tea party. Then, I'll get angry, and mean. And replace your tobacco cellars with 15 year old Five Brothers. And steal your pipes and leave rolling papers. And replace your toilet paper with single ply, and I won't even put it on the dispenser. I'll just set it on the top of the tank like the uncultured swine that you are, you sons of cocos goats!!
We can't run him off. He is the institution.
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Re: ATTN: hugodrax

Post by Del » Sun Jun 11, 2017 4:55 pm

Hugo is a lawyer, accustomed to receiving compensation for his participation in legal proceedings.

In other words, he can be bribed.
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Re: ATTN: hugodrax

Post by Skip » Sun Jun 11, 2017 6:23 pm

Del wrote:
Sun Jun 11, 2017 4:55 pm
Hugo is a lawyer, accustomed to receiving compensation for his participation in legal proceedings.

In other words, he can be bribed.
As opposed to you, you can't even be convinced.
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Re: ATTN: hugodrax

Post by Del » Sun Jun 11, 2017 6:48 pm

Skip wrote:
Sun Jun 11, 2017 6:23 pm
Del wrote:
Sun Jun 11, 2017 4:55 pm
Hugo is a lawyer, accustomed to receiving compensation for his participation in legal proceedings.

In other words, he can be bribed.
As opposed to you, you can't even be convinced.
I am as easily convinced by new data as Hugo is by new money.... or tobacco.
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Re: ATTN: hugodrax

Post by coco » Sun Jun 11, 2017 7:07 pm

mont974x4 wrote:
Sat Jun 10, 2017 8:41 pm
...you sons of cocos goats!!
What the...
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Re: ATTN: hugodrax

Post by coco » Sun Jun 11, 2017 7:09 pm

Jocose wrote:
Fri Jun 09, 2017 4:10 pm
What we have here is a failure to moderate.

#CPSmodfail
Working as intended.
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Re: ATTN: hugodrax

Post by mont974x4 » Sun Jun 11, 2017 7:09 pm

coco wrote:
Sun Jun 11, 2017 7:07 pm
mont974x4 wrote:
Sat Jun 10, 2017 8:41 pm
...you sons of cocos goats!!
What the...
I needed a curse that wouldn't get zederated.
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

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Re: ATTN: hugodrax

Post by Thunktank » Sun Jun 11, 2017 7:13 pm

Skip is laughing his butt off, while wearing his kilt! He did this on purpose.
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Re: ATTN: hugodrax

Post by Thunktank » Sun Jun 11, 2017 7:15 pm

We might deserve this, we knew to enter CPS at our own risk.

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Re: ATTN: hugodrax

Post by Skip » Sun Jun 11, 2017 7:27 pm

Thunktank wrote:
Sun Jun 11, 2017 7:13 pm
Skip is laughing his butt off, while wearing his kilt! He did this on purpose.
Ya think?
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Re: ATTN: hugodrax

Post by hugodrax » Sun Jun 11, 2017 8:04 pm

Thunktank wrote:
Sat Jun 10, 2017 11:45 pm
mont974x4 wrote:
Sat Jun 10, 2017 8:41 pm
If any of you jackwagons use this to run Hugo off, I will tar and feather you like ye olde tax collectors, and start witch trials that will make the Inquisition look like a tea party. Then, I'll get angry, and mean. And replace your tobacco cellars with 15 year old Five Brothers. And steal your pipes and leave rolling papers. And replace your toilet paper with single ply, and I won't even put it on the dispenser. I'll just set it on the top of the tank like the uncultured swine that you are, you sons of cocos goats!!
Oh my, we don't want to run him off, we want to lure him in. Trap him, put a cover over him, so that he curses the day Skip authorized him to moderate. Misery loves company. Oh yes, he will curse this, yet never be free of it. :twisted:
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Re: ATTN: hugodrax

Post by Thunktank » Sun Jun 11, 2017 9:13 pm

Skip wrote:
Sun Jun 11, 2017 7:27 pm
Thunktank wrote:
Sun Jun 11, 2017 7:13 pm
Skip is laughing his butt off, while wearing his kilt! He did this on purpose.
Ya think?
All joking aside, I'm not sure what I'm supposed to think, but I have my suspicions. Not that it matters in the least.

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Re: ATTN: hugodrax

Post by DepartedLight » Mon Jun 12, 2017 7:02 am

mont974x4 wrote:
Sun Jun 11, 2017 7:09 pm
coco wrote:
Sun Jun 11, 2017 7:07 pm
mont974x4 wrote:
Sat Jun 10, 2017 8:41 pm
...you sons of cocos goats!!
What the...
I needed a curse that wouldn't get zederated.
What a <zederated> kitten.
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