Do You Wear or Carry a Witch?

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Do you wear a witch on your wrist?

I do. It's all the rage
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I would but my wife disapproves
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14%
Mistook me for a broomstick once
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14%
No. But I carry one in my pocket
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29%
Only for a spell
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43%
 
Total votes: 7

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Re: Do You Wear or Carry a Witch?

Post by John-Boy » Wed Aug 30, 2017 10:42 am

In a sack.
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Re: Do You Wear or Carry a Witch?

Post by Del » Wed Aug 30, 2017 11:24 am

Goose55 wrote:
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That Wizard Of Oz witch was scary. "I'll get you, my pretty!"
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Re: Do You Wear or Carry a Witch?

Post by Eruannu » Wed Aug 30, 2017 2:57 pm

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Re: Do You Wear or Carry a Witch?

Post by gaining_age » Wed Aug 30, 2017 5:04 pm

Sir Moose wrote:
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Carry one? Hell I married one.
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Re: Do You Wear or Carry a Witch?

Post by Eruannu » Thu Aug 31, 2017 7:48 am

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Re: Do You Wear or Carry a Witch?

Post by hugodrax » Thu Aug 31, 2017 8:23 am

Wrong consonant.
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Re: Do You Wear or Carry a Witch?

Post by Eruannu » Thu Aug 31, 2017 9:01 pm

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Re: Do You Wear or Carry a Witch?

Post by Sanchez » Fri Sep 01, 2017 12:53 am

Every spectator is a plotter, if he tries to explain a word (to know!) From his padded refuge of serpentine complications, he allows his instincts to be manipulated. Whence the sorrows of conjugal life.

To be plain: The amusement of redbellies in the mills of empty skulls.
For I am a poor and a wretched boy:
A chimbley, chimbley sweep.

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Post by Eruannu » Fri Sep 01, 2017 1:09 am

Sanchez wrote:Every spectator is a plotter, if he tries to explain a word (to know!) From his padded refuge of serpentine complications, he allows his instincts to be manipulated. Whence the sorrows of conjugal life.

To be plain: The amusement of redbellies in the mills of empty skulls.
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Re: Do You Wear or Carry a Witch?

Post by CodeMonkey » Fri Sep 01, 2017 9:08 am

There's only one thing to do with a witchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp_l5ntikaU
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Re: Do You Wear or Carry a Witch?

Post by Eruannu » Fri Sep 01, 2017 9:13 am

Feed them to the God-Emperor?Image

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