Do You Wear or Carry a Witch?

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Do you wear a witch on your wrist?

I do. It's all the rage
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I would but my wife disapproves
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14%
Mistook me for a broomstick once
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14%
No. But I carry one in my pocket
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29%
Only for a spell
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43%
 
Total votes: 7

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Do You Wear or Carry a Witch?

Post by tuttle » Tue Aug 29, 2017 1:20 pm

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Re: Do You Wear or Carry a Witch?

Post by infidel » Tue Aug 29, 2017 1:35 pm

I foresee this ending badly
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Re: Do You Wear or Carry a Witch?

Post by Jester » Tue Aug 29, 2017 1:40 pm

In before the lock :lol:
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Re: Do You Wear or Carry a Witch?

Post by Skip » Tue Aug 29, 2017 1:47 pm

Jester wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 1:40 pm
In before the lock :lol:
I know someone who can unlock it.
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Re: Do You Wear or Carry a Witch?

Post by Jester » Tue Aug 29, 2017 1:49 pm

Skip wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 1:47 pm
Jester wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 1:40 pm
In before the lock :lol:
I know someone who can unlock it.
Warlock it! :chili:
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Re: Do You Wear or Carry a Witch?

Post by Skip » Tue Aug 29, 2017 1:53 pm

Jester wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 1:49 pm
Skip wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 1:47 pm
Jester wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 1:40 pm
In before the lock :lol:
I know someone who can unlock it.
Warlock it! :chili:
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Re: Do You Wear or Carry a Witch?

Post by Roadmaster » Tue Aug 29, 2017 2:59 pm

Tried to come up with something to do with a 'Ditch Witch' but alas it didn't happen.

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Re: Do You Wear or Carry a Witch?

Post by FredS » Tue Aug 29, 2017 3:16 pm

Carry one? Hell I married one.
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Re: Do You Wear or Carry a Witch?

Post by JudgeRusty » Tue Aug 29, 2017 4:34 pm

FredS wrote:
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Carry one? Hell I married one.
Ditto, and my wife goes crazy for the carved handle craft show folk art broom models and usually asks something about the ride comfort or mpg.
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Re: Do You Wear or Carry a Witch?

Post by infidel » Tue Aug 29, 2017 4:54 pm

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Re: Do You Wear or Carry a Witch?

Post by durangopipe » Tue Aug 29, 2017 6:33 pm

Which?
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Re: Do You Wear or Carry a Witch?

Post by Sir Moose » Tue Aug 29, 2017 8:40 pm

FredS wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 3:16 pm
Carry one? Hell I married one.
Oooh - gift idea:
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Re: Do You Wear or Carry a Witch?

Post by DepartedLight » Tue Aug 29, 2017 9:19 pm

Sir Moose wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 8:40 pm
FredS wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 3:16 pm
Carry one? Hell I married one.
Oooh - gift idea:
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Re: Do You Wear or Carry a Witch?

Post by Fainn » Wed Aug 30, 2017 6:25 am

I dated a witch and my sister's a witch.
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Re: Do You Wear or Carry a Witch?

Post by Fainn » Wed Aug 30, 2017 6:27 am

I dated a witch and my sister's a witch.
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Re: Do You Wear or Carry a Witch?

Post by Del » Wed Aug 30, 2017 8:53 am

Fainn wrote:
Wed Aug 30, 2017 6:27 am
I dated a witch and my sister's a witch.
We have a coven or two of them witches around here. And a new-age bunch of former nuns at the former Benedictine monastery who do priestess-stuff.

Madison attracts the kooky types.

We keep in out in the corn fields. They seem to like it there.
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Re: Do You Wear or Carry a Witch?

Post by Goose55 » Wed Aug 30, 2017 9:13 am

What can happen is you delve into such stuff....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIzNF4FhP-A
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Re: Do You Wear or Carry a Witch?

Post by UncleBob » Wed Aug 30, 2017 9:17 am

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Re: Do You Wear or Carry a Witch?

Post by Goose55 » Wed Aug 30, 2017 9:58 am

UncleBob wrote:
Wed Aug 30, 2017 9:17 am
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That Wizard Of Oz witch was scary. "I'll get you, my pretty!"
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Re: Do You Wear or Carry a Witch?

Post by SlowToke » Wed Aug 30, 2017 10:39 am

No.

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