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Your CPS Zombie Apocalypse Team

Post by tuttle » Tue Sep 12, 2017 9:32 am

You can choose no more than 4 CPSers to aid you in your fight/survival of the Zombie Apocalypse. Who are they and why?
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Re: Your CPS Zombie Apocalypse Team

Post by hugodrax » Tue Sep 12, 2017 9:35 am

tuttle wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 9:32 am
You can choose no more than 4 CPSers to aid you in your fight/survival of the Zombie Apocalypse. Who are they and why?
Kerdy because he's trained his entire life for this.
Sweetandsour because he's experienced salvaging stuff.
Onyx because, being Australian, he's used to that sort of thing.
Goose because he can't run very fast.
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Re: Your CPS Zombie Apocalypse Team

Post by Jester » Tue Sep 12, 2017 9:58 am

Rusty because from what I've read he has quite the cellar.
durangopipe because we will need someone who can hunt the big game.
Tuttle because we will need a bard/ recorder/ genealogist.
Hugodrax because much like John Hammond I can pick the experts but in the end the only one on my side will be the blood-sucking lawyer.
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Re: Your CPS Zombie Apocalypse Team

Post by Goose55 » Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:20 am

hugodrax wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 9:35 am
tuttle wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 9:32 am
You can choose no more than 4 CPSers to aid you in your fight/survival of the Zombie Apocalypse. Who are they and why?
Kerdy because he's trained his entire life for this.
Sweetandsour because he's experienced salvaging stuff.
Onyx because, being Australian, he's used to that sort of thing.
Goose because he can't run very fast.
See how you are? You'd leave an old man straggling behind, as a sacrifice to a zombie.
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Re: Your CPS Zombie Apocalypse Team

Post by infidel » Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:21 am

Wosbald, because he's probably killed more video game zombies than the rest of us combined.
CodeMonkey, because us programmers gotta stick together, nobody else is going to pick us.
GiantNinja, to sue the zombies into submission.
DepartedLight, to manage the project.
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Re: Your CPS Zombie Apocalypse Team

Post by DepartedLight » Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:22 am

Kerdy - former LE, can shoot in a stressed environment.
Mountainman - former combat soldier, can shoot in a stressed environment.
gaining age - is good with a mallet
roog - someone gotta pray for our butts
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Re: Your CPS Zombie Apocalypse Team

Post by hugodrax » Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:25 am

Goose55 wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:20 am
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 9:35 am
tuttle wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 9:32 am
You can choose no more than 4 CPSers to aid you in your fight/survival of the Zombie Apocalypse. Who are they and why?
Kerdy because he's trained his entire life for this.
Sweetandsour because he's experienced salvaging stuff.
Onyx because, being Australian, he's used to that sort of thing.
Goose because he can't run very fast.
See how you are? You'd leave an old man straggling behind, as a sacrifice to a zombie.
No. You don't comprehend very well.
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Re: Your CPS Zombie Apocalypse Team

Post by infidel » Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:30 am

hugodrax wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:25 am
Goose55 wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:20 am
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 9:35 am
tuttle wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 9:32 am
You can choose no more than 4 CPSers to aid you in your fight/survival of the Zombie Apocalypse. Who are they and why?
Kerdy because he's trained his entire life for this.
Sweetandsour because he's experienced salvaging stuff.
Onyx because, being Australian, he's used to that sort of thing.
Goose because he can't run very fast.
See how you are? You'd leave an old man straggling behind, as a sacrifice to a zombie.
No. You don't comprehend very well.
That's how I took it. "You don't have to be faster than the lion, just faster than your friends".
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Re: Your CPS Zombie Apocalypse Team

Post by hugodrax » Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:33 am

Goose55 wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:20 am
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 9:35 am
tuttle wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 9:32 am
You can choose no more than 4 CPSers to aid you in your fight/survival of the Zombie Apocalypse. Who are they and why?
Kerdy because he's trained his entire life for this.
Sweetandsour because he's experienced salvaging stuff.
Onyx because, being Australian, he's used to that sort of thing.
Goose because he can't run very fast.
See how you are? You'd leave an old man straggling behind, as a sacrifice to a zombie.
That's only one of the possible meanings of that sentence. Can you tell me the others?
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Re: Your CPS Zombie Apocalypse Team

Post by Goose55 » Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:36 am

hugodrax wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:33 am
Goose55 wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:20 am
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 9:35 am
tuttle wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 9:32 am
You can choose no more than 4 CPSers to aid you in your fight/survival of the Zombie Apocalypse. Who are they and why?
Kerdy because he's trained his entire life for this.
Sweetandsour because he's experienced salvaging stuff.
Onyx because, being Australian, he's used to that sort of thing.
Goose because he can't run very fast.
See how you are? You'd leave an old man straggling behind, as a sacrifice to a zombie.
That's only one of the possible meanings of that sentence. Can you tell me the others?
No can do. Give me a clue, cause I'm clueless
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Re: Your CPS Zombie Apocalypse Team

Post by hugodrax » Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:42 am

Goose55 wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:36 am
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:33 am
Goose55 wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:20 am
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 9:35 am
tuttle wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 9:32 am
You can choose no more than 4 CPSers to aid you in your fight/survival of the Zombie Apocalypse. Who are they and why?
Kerdy because he's trained his entire life for this.
Sweetandsour because he's experienced salvaging stuff.
Onyx because, being Australian, he's used to that sort of thing.
Goose because he can't run very fast.
See how you are? You'd leave an old man straggling behind, as a sacrifice to a zombie.
That's only one of the possible meanings of that sentence. Can you tell me the others?
No can do. Give me a clue, cause I'm clueless
That's why you shouldn't go interpreting the Bible for yourself. You aren't proficient enough in either language to not make a bodge of it.

Goose might be taken along to help him survive because he cannot run very fast, even though he might slow the group down somewhat. It's interesting that this scenario did not instantly enter your or infidel's minds, as this is a Christian group of supposedly Christian principles.

If you were merely to be zombie bait, why wouldn't we just tie you to a tree?
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Re: Your CPS Zombie Apocalypse Team

Post by Goose55 » Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:45 am

hugodrax wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:42 am
Goose55 wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:36 am
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:33 am
Goose55 wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:20 am
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 9:35 am
tuttle wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 9:32 am
You can choose no more than 4 CPSers to aid you in your fight/survival of the Zombie Apocalypse. Who are they and why?
Kerdy because he's trained his entire life for this.
Sweetandsour because he's experienced salvaging stuff.
Onyx because, being Australian, he's used to that sort of thing.
Goose because he can't run very fast.
See how you are? You'd leave an old man straggling behind, as a sacrifice to a zombie.
That's only one of the possible meanings of that sentence. Can you tell me the others?
No can do. Give me a clue, cause I'm clueless
That's why you shouldn't go interpreting the Bible for yourself. You aren't proficient enough in either language to not make a bodge of it.

Goose might be taken along to help him survive because he cannot run very fast, even though he might slow the group down somewhat. It's interesting that this scenario did not instantly enter your or infidel's minds, as this is a Christian group of supposedly Christian principles.

If you were merely to be zombie bait, why wouldn't we just tie you to a tree?
This is beginning to sound like the unpublished 6th book in the Chronicles of Narnia. I like it that I was brought along to help.
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Re: Your CPS Zombie Apocalypse Team

Post by infidel » Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:48 am

hugodrax wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:42 am
Goose55 wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:36 am
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:33 am
Goose55 wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:20 am
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 9:35 am
tuttle wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 9:32 am
You can choose no more than 4 CPSers to aid you in your fight/survival of the Zombie Apocalypse. Who are they and why?
Kerdy because he's trained his entire life for this.
Sweetandsour because he's experienced salvaging stuff.
Onyx because, being Australian, he's used to that sort of thing.
Goose because he can't run very fast.
See how you are? You'd leave an old man straggling behind, as a sacrifice to a zombie.
That's only one of the possible meanings of that sentence. Can you tell me the others?
No can do. Give me a clue, cause I'm clueless
That's why you shouldn't go interpreting the Bible for yourself. You aren't proficient enough in either language to not make a bodge of it.

Goose might be taken along to help him survive because he cannot run very fast, even though he might slow the group down somewhat. It's interesting that this scenario did not instantly enter your or infidel's minds, as this is a Christian group of supposedly Christian principles.

If you were merely to be zombie bait, why wouldn't we just tie you to a tree?
You're making me reconsider including a lawyer in my group.
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Re: Your CPS Zombie Apocalypse Team

Post by mountainman » Tue Sep 12, 2017 11:49 am

I'd take any 4 members who have worn a uniform, military or LE, so that we could fight off the zombie horde and establish a stronghold for the rest of the members, unless they were already turned into zombies themselves. In which case a swift, merciful end would be in order.
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Re: Your CPS Zombie Apocalypse Team

Post by tuttle » Tue Sep 12, 2017 12:19 pm

Goose55 wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:45 am
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:42 am
Goose55 wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:36 am
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:33 am
Goose55 wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:20 am
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 9:35 am
tuttle wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 9:32 am
You can choose no more than 4 CPSers to aid you in your fight/survival of the Zombie Apocalypse. Who are they and why?
Kerdy because he's trained his entire life for this.
Sweetandsour because he's experienced salvaging stuff.
Onyx because, being Australian, he's used to that sort of thing.
Goose because he can't run very fast.
See how you are? You'd leave an old man straggling behind, as a sacrifice to a zombie.
That's only one of the possible meanings of that sentence. Can you tell me the others?
No can do. Give me a clue, cause I'm clueless
That's why you shouldn't go interpreting the Bible for yourself. You aren't proficient enough in either language to not make a bodge of it.

Goose might be taken along to help him survive because he cannot run very fast, even though he might slow the group down somewhat. It's interesting that this scenario did not instantly enter your or infidel's minds, as this is a Christian group of supposedly Christian principles.

If you were merely to be zombie bait, why wouldn't we just tie you to a tree?
This is beginning to sound like the unpublished 6th book in the Chronicles of Narnia. I like it that I was brought along to help.
There are 7 books in the Chronicles of Narnia, so... the 6th book was, uh, published.
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Re: Your CPS Zombie Apocalypse Team

Post by Bloodhound » Tue Sep 12, 2017 12:55 pm

mountainman wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 11:49 am
I'd take any 4 members who have worn a uniform, military or LE, so that we could fight off the zombie horde and establish a stronghold for the rest of the members, unless they were already turned into zombies themselves. In which case a swift, merciful end would be in order.
Don't you need a pipe maker and a guy with PAD to make the down time OK. Maybe a pipe maker with a large cellar.
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Re: Your CPS Zombie Apocalypse Team

Post by DepartedLight » Tue Sep 12, 2017 12:56 pm

infidel wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:48 am
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:42 am
Goose55 wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:36 am
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:33 am
Goose55 wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:20 am
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 9:35 am
tuttle wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 9:32 am
You can choose no more than 4 CPSers to aid you in your fight/survival of the Zombie Apocalypse. Who are they and why?
Kerdy because he's trained his entire life for this.
Sweetandsour because he's experienced salvaging stuff.
Onyx because, being Australian, he's used to that sort of thing.
Goose because he can't run very fast.
See how you are? You'd leave an old man straggling behind, as a sacrifice to a zombie.
That's only one of the possible meanings of that sentence. Can you tell me the others?
No can do. Give me a clue, cause I'm clueless
That's why you shouldn't go interpreting the Bible for yourself. You aren't proficient enough in either language to not make a bodge of it.

Goose might be taken along to help him survive because he cannot run very fast, even though he might slow the group down somewhat. It's interesting that this scenario did not instantly enter your or infidel's minds, as this is a Christian group of supposedly Christian principles.

If you were merely to be zombie bait, why wouldn't we just tie you to a tree?
You're making me reconsider including a lawyer in my group.
:lol:
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Re: Your CPS Zombie Apocalypse Team

Post by UncleBob » Tue Sep 12, 2017 12:59 pm

You gotta go JMG for one. He has that sweet axe scabbard...
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Re: Your CPS Zombie Apocalypse Team

Post by coco » Tue Sep 12, 2017 3:38 pm

UncleBob - Well-armed, great cellar
Jocose - Well-armed, comic relief
Pepik - We will need a cook, it might as well be a really good one (Skip would work if someone else has already chosen Pepik)
Del - He will convert all the zombies to Catholicism
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Re: Your CPS Zombie Apocalypse Team

Post by Roadmaster » Tue Sep 12, 2017 5:22 pm

MrsZed and nobody else.

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