Your CPS Zombie Apocalypse Team

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Re: Your CPS Zombie Apocalypse Team

Post by UncleBob » Tue Sep 12, 2017 5:31 pm

Roadmaster wrote:
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MrsZed and nobody else.
What? No Busty?
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Re: Your CPS Zombie Apocalypse Team

Post by Roadmaster » Tue Sep 12, 2017 5:49 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 5:31 pm
Roadmaster wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 5:22 pm
MrsZed and nobody else.
What? No Busty?
I don't think they would get along.
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Re: Your CPS Zombie Apocalypse Team

Post by coco » Tue Sep 12, 2017 7:00 pm

Roadmaster wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 5:22 pm
MrsZed and nobody else.
:lol:
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Re: Your CPS Zombie Apocalypse Team

Post by JimVH » Tue Sep 12, 2017 7:19 pm

coco wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 7:00 pm
Roadmaster wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 5:22 pm
MrsZed and nobody else.
:lol:
I was gonna choose RM as my wheel man, but...
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Re: Your CPS Zombie Apocalypse Team

Post by John-Boy » Tue Sep 12, 2017 7:41 pm

Coco - free BBQ
GaryinVa - carry the gear and yummy pies
Rusty - can't have him die without saving his soul
ID - knows all the good hide-outs in the hills
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Re: Your CPS Zombie Apocalypse Team

Post by Goose55 » Tue Sep 12, 2017 8:56 pm

tuttle wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 12:19 pm
Goose55 wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:45 am
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:42 am
Goose55 wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:36 am
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:33 am
Goose55 wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:20 am
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 9:35 am
tuttle wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 9:32 am
You can choose no more than 4 CPSers to aid you in your fight/survival of the Zombie Apocalypse. Who are they and why?
Kerdy because he's trained his entire life for this.
Sweetandsour because he's experienced salvaging stuff.
Onyx because, being Australian, he's used to that sort of thing.
Goose because he can't run very fast.
See how you are? You'd leave an old man straggling behind, as a sacrifice to a zombie.
That's only one of the possible meanings of that sentence. Can you tell me the others?
No can do. Give me a clue, cause I'm clueless
That's why you shouldn't go interpreting the Bible for yourself. You aren't proficient enough in either language to not make a bodge of it.

Goose might be taken along to help him survive because he cannot run very fast, even though he might slow the group down somewhat. It's interesting that this scenario did not instantly enter your or infidel's minds, as this is a Christian group of supposedly Christian principles.

If you were merely to be zombie bait, why wouldn't we just tie you to a tree?
This is beginning to sound like the unpublished 6th book in the Chronicles of Narnia. I like it that I was brought along to help.
There are 7 books in the Chronicles of Narnia, so... the 6th book was, uh, published.
Well then, I am humbly corrected
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Re: Your CPS Zombie Apocalypse Team

Post by ReverendThom » Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:06 pm

I just need Morley. No way he puts up with their crap.

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Re: Your CPS Zombie Apocalypse Team

Post by durangopipe » Thu Sep 14, 2017 7:42 pm

FredS
Bloodhound
Gabriel
JimVH
sweetandsour

Screw the zombies. And the rules - it's a zombie apocalypse for crying out loud!
We're going fishin'.
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Re: Your CPS Zombie Apocalypse Team

Post by JimVH » Fri Sep 15, 2017 7:07 am

durangopipe wrote:
Thu Sep 14, 2017 7:42 pm
FredS
Bloodhound
Gabriel
JimVH
sweetandsour

Screw the zombies. And the rules - it's a zombie apocalypse for crying out loud!
We're going fishin'.
This, friends, is a thinking man.
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Re: Your CPS Zombie Apocalypse Team

Post by tuttle » Fri Sep 15, 2017 7:12 am

JimVH wrote:
Fri Sep 15, 2017 7:07 am
durangopipe wrote:
Thu Sep 14, 2017 7:42 pm
FredS
Bloodhound
Gabriel
JimVH
sweetandsour

Screw the zombies. And the rules - it's a zombie apocalypse for crying out loud!
We're going fishin'.
This, friends, is a thinking man.
Thinking men have brains.....











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Re: Your CPS Zombie Apocalypse Team

Post by FredS » Fri Sep 15, 2017 7:22 am

Isn't 'Zombie Apocalypse" just a code phrase for Everlasting Souls Left Behind and Eternally Separated From God? I think maybe we need to discuss who's even going to be there before we start choosing up sides.
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Re: Your CPS Zombie Apocalypse Team

Post by Jester » Fri Sep 15, 2017 7:31 am

FredS wrote:
Fri Sep 15, 2017 7:22 am
Isn't 'Zombie Apocalypse" just a code phrase for Everlasting Souls Left Behind and Eternally Separated From God? I think maybe we need to discuss who's even going to be there before we start choosing up sides.
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Re: Your CPS Zombie Apocalypse Team

Post by Bloodhound » Fri Sep 15, 2017 7:33 am

durangopipe wrote:
Thu Sep 14, 2017 7:42 pm
FredS
Bloodhound
Gabriel
JimVH
sweetandsour

Screw the zombies. And the rules - it's a zombie apocalypse for crying out loud!
We're going fishin'.
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Re: Your CPS Zombie Apocalypse Team

Post by jruegg » Fri Sep 15, 2017 7:50 am

DepartedLight wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 10:22 am
Kerdy - former LE, can shoot in a stressed environment.
Mountainman - former combat soldier, can shoot in a stressed environment.
gaining age - is good with a mallet
roog - someone gotta pray for our butts
I'm honored.

FredS - I hear he's very mechanically inclined.
Bloodhound - he just got a 100% qualifying at the range.
JimVH - He can patch us back up.
JMG - Bush skills could be useful.
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Re: Your CPS Zombie Apocalypse Team

Post by durangopipe » Fri Sep 15, 2017 8:40 am

tuttle wrote:
Fri Sep 15, 2017 7:12 am
JimVH wrote:
Fri Sep 15, 2017 7:07 am
durangopipe wrote:
Thu Sep 14, 2017 7:42 pm
FredS
Bloodhound
Gabriel
JimVH
sweetandsour

Screw the zombies. And the rules - it's a zombie apocalypse for crying out loud!
We're going fishin'.
This, friends, is a thinking man.
Thinking men have brains.....



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That's the trick, see. We're going to fish our brains out.
Oh, I forgot to mention, we're gathering at JimVH's place to drive down to the "Guff" to join up with Dlibbon.
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Re: Your CPS Zombie Apocalypse Team

Post by Skip » Fri Sep 15, 2017 8:59 am

FredS wrote:
Fri Sep 15, 2017 7:22 am
Isn't 'Zombie Apocalypse" just a code phrase for Everlasting Souls Left Behind and Eternally Separated From God? I think maybe we need to discuss who's even going to be there before we start choosing up sides.
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Re: Your CPS Zombie Apocalypse Team

Post by Del » Fri Sep 15, 2017 9:34 am

coco wrote:
Tue Sep 12, 2017 3:38 pm
Del - He will convert all the zombies to Catholicism

You guys just don't get it, do ya?

Catholicism is just for rational beings.

As for my zombie team:

- JMG - wilderness survival skills
- Kerdy - and his attack dogs
- JimVH - cooking up tasty animals
- Roadmaster - huge bonfires for burning zombies
- anybody who posts often to any thread about guns
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Re: Your CPS Zombie Apocalypse Team

Post by durangopipe » Sat Sep 16, 2017 10:18 am

Small tangent . . .
I wonder how much of this ammunition Hornady sold to people who actually feared a zombie apocalypse?

https://www.midwayusa.com/product/42226 ... -box-of-20

I can't decide whether this is just funny, or ethically questionable.
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Re: Your CPS Zombie Apocalypse Team

Post by UncleBob » Sat Sep 16, 2017 11:13 am

durangopipe wrote:
Sat Sep 16, 2017 10:18 am
Small tangent . . .
I wonder how much of this ammunition Hornady sold to people who actually feared a zombie apocalypse?

https://www.midwayusa.com/product/42226 ... -box-of-20

I can't decide whether this is just funny, or ethically questionable.
I actually have a box of that in .45 ACP. It was a birthday joke gift.
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Re: Your CPS Zombie Apocalypse Team

Post by philofumo » Sat Sep 16, 2017 11:45 am

My personal Zapocalypse would be heavily based upon the Dick/Zelazny novel Deus Irae.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deus_Irae

Therefore,
A_Morley would be my first choice because I know for a goddamm'd fact that he'd provide a much better and well-elocuted version of the unfolding narrative which would add to the heightened drama and overall intensity of the experience as he read aloud in distinctive voice,
he would rule this reading and make day-to-day survival much more interesting:

https://www.brillianceaudio.com/product?i=4363

...plus,
he is rather studly and has high performance capabilities for rapidly riding bicycles while wearing tweed, and that is another fact we'd be reminded of by him, that despite the crumbling of civilization, there is no excuse for lack of etiquette or grace.

Then there'd be Rusty because his logical knowledge skillset would easily grasp the parameters of our immediate problems and resolve the best possible plan for escape and/or victorious defeat of the zombies, of course this would entail laborious and intensive debate as he is keen on universal input to aid in overall outlook, but in the end I know that we would triumph under his moral leadership.

Jocose would have to be there because he's my Smokebrother and he's a cool guy of the highest order, trueblue, fully capable of providing comedic relief, yes, but also very serious and deep to the core of the core, therefore essential.

And,
there'd be there all of you, in spirit and in essence, for CPS is a unified whole despite any trivial differences we may have, altogether together and together altogether --- and zombies ain't no match for that!

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