Pick a Nostril

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Which Keeps Going?

Poll ended at Sun Oct 01, 2017 3:29 pm

Left Nostril
1
20%
Right Nostril
4
80%
 
Total votes: 5

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Pick a Nostril

Post by DepartedLight » Thu Sep 14, 2017 3:29 pm

Only one will survive. 24 hours. That's all you have.
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Re: Pick a Nostril

Post by JimVH » Thu Sep 14, 2017 6:47 pm

I'm right nostril dominant.

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Re: Pick a Nostril

Post by Fainn » Thu Sep 14, 2017 8:14 pm

Our nostrils or yours?
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Re: Pick a Nostril

Post by Del » Thu Sep 14, 2017 9:01 pm

Every morning, there is a significant booger to be extraced from my left nostril.

I don't understand it. It is a mystery of nasal hygeine that I must accept by faith alone, like the eternity of fiery Hell.
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Re: Pick a Nostril

Post by Bloodhound » Fri Sep 15, 2017 7:40 am

Fainn wrote:
Thu Sep 14, 2017 8:14 pm
Our nostrils or yours?
Fain wins this thread...Game set and match!
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Re: Pick a Nostril

Post by John-Boy » Fri Sep 15, 2017 10:50 am

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Re: Pick a Nostril

Post by jruegg » Fri Sep 15, 2017 7:49 pm

I need both
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Re: Pick a Nostril

Post by Roadmaster » Fri Sep 15, 2017 8:02 pm

Nostrildamus: The Man Who Saw Through Time

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Re: Pick a Nostril

Post by JimVH » Fri Sep 15, 2017 8:29 pm

Roadmaster wrote:
Fri Sep 15, 2017 8:02 pm
Nostrildamus: The Man Who Saw Through Time
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Re: Pick a Nostril

Post by JudgeRusty » Fri Sep 15, 2017 8:58 pm

Nares a one
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Re: Pick a Nostril

Post by DepartedLight » Fri Sep 15, 2017 9:02 pm

Bloodhound wrote:
Fri Sep 15, 2017 7:40 am
Fainn wrote:
Thu Sep 14, 2017 8:14 pm
Our nostrils or yours?
Fain wins this thread...Game set and match!
It's a fair cop.
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Re: Pick a Nostril

Post by Goose55 » Fri Sep 15, 2017 9:52 pm

I do, whenever an opportunity arises.
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