2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by UncleBob » Thu Nov 02, 2017 3:37 pm

FredS wrote:
Thu Nov 02, 2017 3:04 pm
Skip wrote:
Thu Nov 02, 2017 2:55 pm
FredS wrote:
Thu Nov 02, 2017 2:52 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Nov 02, 2017 2:13 pm
Rusty wrote:
Fri Oct 27, 2017 7:03 pm
JesusClaus wrote:
Fri Oct 27, 2017 3:04 pm
Who's been good this year? SockPuppeh for all categories.
We've all been good. They took away political discussion, locked the Purgatory forum. It's like a happy gulag here.

We want the Purgatory forum opened for Me-mas. Can you do that?
Can somebody genuinely oppress this guy? I mean, like really oppress?
I'd like to see JesusClaus go away. Seriously, I find him offensive. Think we can make that happen Rusty?
Good luck with that.
Can I get him kicked off campus if I self-identify as a one-legged, transgendered, Asian, albino, Jew and go on record as being offended by his speech? If not I'm going to need a safe space up in here.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by Pepik » Thu Nov 02, 2017 4:14 pm

FredS wrote:
Thu Nov 02, 2017 3:04 pm
Can I get him kicked off campus if I self-identify as a one-legged, transgendered, Asian, albino, Jew and go on record as being offended by his speech? If not I'm going to need a safe space up in here.

https://youtu.be/-fNvi6xG-5Y?t=64
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by DepartedLight » Sun Nov 05, 2017 9:08 pm

Needs updating.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by Jester » Mon Nov 06, 2017 12:23 pm

FredS wrote:
Fri Oct 27, 2017 8:20 am
Pipes and Tobacco
  • Most Likely to Poink a Cob - Peter Corn cOB
  • Outstanding COBunist of the Year - Tatanaka
  • Outstanding BRATASS of the Year - TNLP
  • Most Likely to Have a Squeaky Pipe - I don't understand WTF this even is but I nominate Goose
  • Most Likely to Reek of Latakia at Any Given Moment - Bloodhound
  • Most Likely to Reek of Cherry Aromatic at Any Given Moment - John Boy
  • Least Likely to Correctly Use a Pipe Sock - Big Willy
  • Outstanding Pipe Carver of the Year - 2x7
Theology
  • Most Likely to Frustrate Rusty with a Post - Evangelical Christians
  • Most Likely to Receive a Pope Slap - Wosbald
  • Most Likely to Draw Pirates with a Post - Goose
  • Most Likely to Demand Definitions in order to Better Disagree - Jester
  • Most Likely to Post a Non Sequitur Without Knowing So - Del
  • Most Excellent Use of Quibbling to Avoid The Point at Hand - Jester
  • Outstanding Token Skeptic/Atheist/Agnostic/Mormon/Druid - Fainns ex-Girlfriend
Miscellaneous
  • Most Likely to Wear Leg Warmers and Think They Are Cool - Hugodrax
  • Most Likely to be Found Without Pants at Any Given Moment - Skip
  • Most Likely to Rage Quit at Any Given Time - Steverino
  • Most Likely to Crunch a Burrito - JimVH
  • Least Likely to Win Any Award - Jared
  • Curmudgeon of the Year - who cares?
  • Sock Puppet of the Year -Sock Pupah
I demand your definitions of these Morleys to better disagree with your nominations!
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by DepartedLight » Mon Nov 06, 2017 6:35 pm

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by Roadmaster » Mon Nov 06, 2017 9:13 pm

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by Jocose » Wed Nov 08, 2017 10:21 pm

Most Likely to Poink a Cob ~Jocose
Outstanding COBunist of the Year ~Jocose
Outstanding BRATASS of the Year ~Jocose
Most Likely to Have a Squeaky Pipe ~Goose
Most Likely to Reek of Latakia at Any Given Moment Pepik
Most Likely to Reek of Cherry Aromatic at Any Given Moment~ J-B
Least Likely to Correctly Use a Pipe Sock ~Faiin
Outstanding Pipe Carver of the Year Joegoat

Theology
Most Likely to Frustrate Rusty with a Post~ Rusty
Most Likely to Receive a Pope Slap ~Rusty
Most Likely to Draw Pirates with a Post ~Goose
Most Likely to Demand Definitions in order to Better Disagree ~JimVH
Most Likely to Post a Non Sequitur Without Knowing So ~ Goose
Most Excellent Use of Quibbling to Avoid The Point at Hand~ Rusty

Outstanding Token Skeptic/Atheist/Agnostic/Mormon/Druid~Rusty

Miscellaneous
Most Likely to Wear Leg Warmers and Think They Are Cool~Roadmaster
Most Likely to be Found Without Pants at Any Given Moment~ Skip
Most Likely to Rage Quit at Any Given Time~Steverino
Most Likely to Crunch a Burrito~Del
Least Likely to Win Any Award~the red headed step child of CPS Jared
Curmudgeon of the Year~Morley
Sock Puppet of the Year~J-B
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by Sir Moose » Thu Nov 09, 2017 1:41 am

I just noticed - no Jesus Juke category this year?
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by durangopipe » Thu Nov 09, 2017 8:34 am

Sir Moose wrote:
Thu Nov 09, 2017 1:41 am
I just noticed - no Jesus Juke category this year?
How profoundly un-Christian of you to even suggest it!
Examine thine own mote, Sir Moose, and repent, I offer in Christian modesty and all humility.

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by Joshoowah » Thu Nov 09, 2017 11:33 am

I love these.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by Pepik » Thu Nov 09, 2017 3:21 pm

Joshoowah wrote:
Thu Nov 09, 2017 11:33 am
I love these.
Hush you!
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by UncleBob » Wed Nov 15, 2017 3:20 pm

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by Goose55 » Wed Nov 15, 2017 7:59 pm

Jocose wrote:
Wed Nov 08, 2017 10:21 pm
Most Likely to Poink a Cob ~Jocose
Outstanding COBunist of the Year ~Jocose
Outstanding BRATASS of the Year ~Jocose
Most Likely to Have a Squeaky Pipe ~Goose
Most Likely to Reek of Latakia at Any Given Moment Pepik
Most Likely to Reek of Cherry Aromatic at Any Given Moment~ J-B
Least Likely to Correctly Use a Pipe Sock ~Faiin
Outstanding Pipe Carver of the Year Joegoat

Theology
Most Likely to Frustrate Rusty with a Post~ Rusty
Most Likely to Receive a Pope Slap ~Rusty
Most Likely to Draw Pirates with a Post ~Goose
Most Likely to Demand Definitions in order to Better Disagree ~JimVH
Most Likely to Post a Non Sequitur Without Knowing So ~ Goose
Most Excellent Use of Quibbling to Avoid The Point at Hand~ Rusty

Outstanding Token Skeptic/Atheist/Agnostic/Mormon/Druid~Rusty

Miscellaneous
Most Likely to Wear Leg Warmers and Think They Are Cool~Roadmaster
Most Likely to be Found Without Pants at Any Given Moment~ Skip
Most Likely to Rage Quit at Any Given Time~Steverino
Most Likely to Crunch a Burrito~Del
Least Likely to Win Any Award~the red headed step child of CPS Jared
Curmudgeon of the Year~Morley
Sock Puppet of the Year~J-B
Can't say whether the others on on target or not, but that one is for sure.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by TNLawPiper » Thu Nov 16, 2017 10:03 am

Jocose wrote:
Wed Nov 08, 2017 10:21 pm
Most Likely to Poink a Cob ~Jocose
Outstanding COBunist of the Year ~Jocose
Outstanding BRATASS of the Year ~Jocose
Most Likely to Have a Squeaky Pipe ~Goose
Most Likely to Reek of Latakia at Any Given Moment Pepik
Most Likely to Reek of Cherry Aromatic at Any Given Moment~ J-B
Least Likely to Correctly Use a Pipe Sock ~Faiin
Outstanding Pipe Carver of the Year Joegoat

Theology
Most Likely to Frustrate Rusty with a Post~ Rusty
Most Likely to Receive a Pope Slap ~Rusty
Most Likely to Draw Pirates with a Post ~Goose
Most Likely to Demand Definitions in order to Better Disagree ~JimVH
Most Likely to Post a Non Sequitur Without Knowing So ~ Goose
Most Excellent Use of Quibbling to Avoid The Point at Hand~ Rusty

Outstanding Token Skeptic/Atheist/Agnostic/Mormon/Druid~Rusty

Miscellaneous
Most Likely to Wear Leg Warmers and Think They Are Cool~Roadmaster
Most Likely to be Found Without Pants at Any Given Moment~ Skip
Most Likely to Rage Quit at Any Given Time~Steverino
Most Likely to Crunch a Burrito~Del
Least Likely to Win Any Award~the red headed step child of CPS Jared
Curmudgeon of the Year~Morley
Sock Puppet of the Year~J-B
You, a better BRATASS than me? Highly doubtful.

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by hugodrax » Thu Nov 16, 2017 10:08 am

TNLawPiper wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 10:03 am
Jocose wrote:
Wed Nov 08, 2017 10:21 pm
Most Likely to Poink a Cob ~Jocose
Outstanding COBunist of the Year ~Jocose
Outstanding BRATASS of the Year ~Jocose
Most Likely to Have a Squeaky Pipe ~Goose
Most Likely to Reek of Latakia at Any Given Moment Pepik
Most Likely to Reek of Cherry Aromatic at Any Given Moment~ J-B
Least Likely to Correctly Use a Pipe Sock ~Faiin
Outstanding Pipe Carver of the Year Joegoat

Theology
Most Likely to Frustrate Rusty with a Post~ Rusty
Most Likely to Receive a Pope Slap ~Rusty
Most Likely to Draw Pirates with a Post ~Goose
Most Likely to Demand Definitions in order to Better Disagree ~JimVH
Most Likely to Post a Non Sequitur Without Knowing So ~ Goose
Most Excellent Use of Quibbling to Avoid The Point at Hand~ Rusty

Outstanding Token Skeptic/Atheist/Agnostic/Mormon/Druid~Rusty

Miscellaneous
Most Likely to Wear Leg Warmers and Think They Are Cool~Roadmaster
Most Likely to be Found Without Pants at Any Given Moment~ Skip
Most Likely to Rage Quit at Any Given Time~Steverino
Most Likely to Crunch a Burrito~Del
Least Likely to Win Any Award~the red headed step child of CPS Jared
Curmudgeon of the Year~Morley
Sock Puppet of the Year~J-B
You, a better BRATASS than me? Highly doubtful.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by Jared » Thu Nov 16, 2017 12:27 pm

Just wondering if there is anyway that you can just permantly award me the least likely to win anything recipient.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by Pepik » Thu Nov 16, 2017 12:50 pm

No. That would be telling!
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by durangopipe » Thu Nov 16, 2017 1:59 pm

Jared wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 12:27 pm
Just wondering if there is anyway that you can just permantly award me the least likely to win anything recipient.
Perhaps a Lifetime Achievement Non-award?
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by hugodrax » Thu Nov 16, 2017 2:09 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 1:59 pm
Jared wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 12:27 pm
Just wondering if there is anyway that you can just permantly award me the least likely to win anything recipient.
Perhaps a Lifetime Achievement Non-award?
Perhaps it's a form of kindness that we sweep all this under the rug quietly rather than enshrining an actual recipient of a born loser "award"?

I've always been kind of proud of Jared for not winning this one.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by JudgeRusty » Thu Nov 16, 2017 3:54 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 2:09 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 1:59 pm
Jared wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 12:27 pm
Just wondering if there is anyway that you can just permantly award me the least likely to win anything recipient.
Perhaps a Lifetime Achievement Non-award?
Perhaps it's a form of kindness that we sweep all this under the rug quietly rather than enshrining an actual recipient of a born loser "award"?

I've always been kind of proud of Jared for not winning this one.
He was once challenged for this title.
Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I have become sounding brass or a clanging cymbal

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