2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

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2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by UncleBob » Tue Oct 24, 2017 6:09 pm

Hello!

It is time to begin the 2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys. Here are the categories:

Pipes and Tobacco
  • Most Likely to Poink a Cob
  • Outstanding COBunist of the Year
  • Outstanding BRATASS of the Year
  • Most Likely to Have a Squeaky Pipe
  • Most Likely to Reek of Latakia at Any Given Moment
  • Most Likely to Reek of Cherry Aromatic at Any Given Moment
  • Least Likely to Correctly Use a Pipe Sock
  • Outstanding Pipe Carver of the Year
Theology
  • Most Likely to Frustrate Rusty with a Post
  • Most Likely to Receive a Pope Slap
  • Most Likely to Draw Pirates with a Post
  • Most Likely to Demand Definitions in order to Better Disagree
  • Most Likely to Post a Non Sequitur Without Knowing So
  • Most Excellent Use of Quibbling to Avoid The Point at Hand
  • Outstanding Token Skeptic/Atheist/Agnostic/Mormon/Druid
Miscellaneous
  • Most Likely to Wear Leg Warmers and Think They Are Cool
  • Most Likely to be Found Without Pants at Any Given Moment
  • Most Likely to Rage Quit at Any Given Time
  • Most Likely to Crunch a Burrito
  • Least Likely to Win Any Award
  • Curmudgeon of the Year
  • Sock Puppet of the Year
So there they are! If you would like to nominate someone for any of these awards, please post here their name, the award for which they should be considered, and a link to the post that best represents your reasoning. PM's will also be accepted. Nominees will be announced on or around November 30, 2017. Voting will commence on or around December 1st, 2017. Winners will be announced on or around December 15, 2017.

Here are the 2016 winners.
Here are the 2015 winners.
Here are the 2014 winners.
Here are the 2013 winners.
Here are the 2012 winners.

2016 Morleys Red Carpet
2015 Morleys Red Carpet

The CPS Morleys Committee

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by TwoXseveN » Tue Oct 24, 2017 8:37 pm

I do like that the CPS awards are named after Morley.

That sorta real caricature he or she is...
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by DepartedLight » Tue Oct 24, 2017 10:06 pm

What’s a sheis?
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by wosbald » Tue Oct 24, 2017 10:22 pm

+JMJ+
TwoXseveN wrote:
Tue Oct 24, 2017 8:37 pm
I do like that the CPS awards are named after Morley.

That sorta real caricature he or she is...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fL46NSiUGY




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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by Fainn » Tue Oct 24, 2017 11:27 pm

Pipes and Tobacco
Most Likely to Poink a Cob
Outstanding COBunist of the Year Jocose
Outstanding BRATASS of the Year
Most Likely to Have a Squeaky Pipe Goose55
Most Likely to Reek of Latakia at Any Given Moment RevThom
Most Likely to Reek of Cherry Aromatic at Any Given Moment John-Boy
Least Likely to Correctly Use a Pipe Sock
Outstanding Pipe Carver of the Year
Theology
Most Likely to Frustrate Rusty with a Post Rusty
Most Likely to Receive a Pope Slap Del
Most Likely to Draw Pirates with a Post
Most Likely to Demand Definitions in order to Better Disagree
Most Likely to Post a Non Sequitur Without Knowing So Goose55
Most Excellent Use of Quibbling to Avoid The Point at Hand
Outstanding Token Skeptic/Atheist/Agnostic/Mormon/Druid
Miscellaneous Rusty
Most Likely to Wear Leg Warmers and Think They Are Cool UncleBob
Most Likely to be Found Without Pants at Any Given Moment Skip
Most Likely to Rage Quit at Any Given Time
Most Likely to Crunch a Burrito
Least Likely to Win Any Award
Curmudgeon of the Year A_Morley
Sock Puppet of the Year Sock-puppah
2016 Winner, Least Likely to Correctly use a Pipe Sock Image

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by UncleBob » Wed Oct 25, 2017 7:42 am

TwoXseveN wrote:
Tue Oct 24, 2017 8:37 pm
I do like that the CPS awards are named after Morley.

That sorta real caricature he or she is...
Image

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by hugodrax » Wed Oct 25, 2017 7:52 am

For any newer member that hasn't been through the Morley Awards before, it's best to think of them as a sort of roast. To be nominated is a sign people like you, to win is a sign that you are thought enough of to be singled out, Don Rickles (on whose soul be peace) fashion, for good-natured mockery.

It's a little more fun than the standard issue awards, because otherwise, what fun would it be to have JimVH, JMG, and Joshoooooooooooowah singled out for being all-around decent froods who really know where their towels are? We all know that, anyway. More fun to poke fun, eh?

Note that none of the actual awards are complements, but that those who win them display them proudly.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by Winton » Thu Oct 26, 2017 5:29 pm

I nominate Fainn for most likely to attract pirates.

I have no idea if he is artistic, so I can't honestly nominate him to draw pictures of pirates. This especially applies if he has to draw with a post.

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by JMG » Thu Oct 26, 2017 5:57 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Wed Oct 25, 2017 7:52 am
It's a little more fun than the standard issue awards, because otherwise, what fun would it be to have JimVH, JMG, and Joshoooooooooooowah singled out for being all-around decent froods who really know where their towels are?
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by Roadmaster » Thu Oct 26, 2017 7:10 pm

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by Jocose » Fri Oct 27, 2017 6:19 am

Vote early, vote often.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by FredS » Fri Oct 27, 2017 8:20 am

Pipes and Tobacco
  • Most Likely to Poink a Cob - Peter Corn cOB
  • Outstanding COBunist of the Year - Tatanaka
  • Outstanding BRATASS of the Year - TNLP
  • Most Likely to Have a Squeaky Pipe - I don't understand WTF this even is but I nominate Goose
  • Most Likely to Reek of Latakia at Any Given Moment - Bloodhound
  • Most Likely to Reek of Cherry Aromatic at Any Given Moment - John Boy
  • Least Likely to Correctly Use a Pipe Sock - Big Willy
  • Outstanding Pipe Carver of the Year - 2x7
Theology
  • Most Likely to Frustrate Rusty with a Post - Evangelical Christians
  • Most Likely to Receive a Pope Slap - Wosbald
  • Most Likely to Draw Pirates with a Post - Goose
  • Most Likely to Demand Definitions in order to Better Disagree - Jester
  • Most Likely to Post a Non Sequitur Without Knowing So - Del
  • Most Excellent Use of Quibbling to Avoid The Point at Hand - Jester
  • Outstanding Token Skeptic/Atheist/Agnostic/Mormon/Druid - Fainns ex-Girlfriend
Miscellaneous
  • Most Likely to Wear Leg Warmers and Think They Are Cool - Hugodrax
  • Most Likely to be Found Without Pants at Any Given Moment - Skip
  • Most Likely to Rage Quit at Any Given Time - Steverino
  • Most Likely to Crunch a Burrito - JimVH
  • Least Likely to Win Any Award - Jared
  • Curmudgeon of the Year - who cares?
  • Sock Puppet of the Year -Sock Pupah
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by JesusClaus » Fri Oct 27, 2017 3:04 pm

Who's been good this year? SockPuppeh for all categories.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by Rusty » Fri Oct 27, 2017 7:03 pm

JesusClaus wrote:
Fri Oct 27, 2017 3:04 pm
Who's been good this year? SockPuppeh for all categories.
We've all been good. They took away political discussion, locked the Purgatory forum. It's like a happy gulag here.

We want the Purgatory forum opened for Me-mas. Can you do that?
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by UncleBob » Sat Oct 28, 2017 1:59 pm

Bumpage.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by UncleBob » Thu Nov 02, 2017 1:42 pm

Nominations are still open.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by hugodrax » Thu Nov 02, 2017 2:13 pm

Rusty wrote:
Fri Oct 27, 2017 7:03 pm
JesusClaus wrote:
Fri Oct 27, 2017 3:04 pm
Who's been good this year? SockPuppeh for all categories.
We've all been good. They took away political discussion, locked the Purgatory forum. It's like a happy gulag here.

We want the Purgatory forum opened for Me-mas. Can you do that?
Can somebody genuinely oppress this guy? I mean, like really oppress?
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by FredS » Thu Nov 02, 2017 2:52 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Thu Nov 02, 2017 2:13 pm
Rusty wrote:
Fri Oct 27, 2017 7:03 pm
JesusClaus wrote:
Fri Oct 27, 2017 3:04 pm
Who's been good this year? SockPuppeh for all categories.
We've all been good. They took away political discussion, locked the Purgatory forum. It's like a happy gulag here.

We want the Purgatory forum opened for Me-mas. Can you do that?
Can somebody genuinely oppress this guy? I mean, like really oppress?
I'd like to see JesusClaus go away. Seriously, I find him offensive. Think we can make that happen Rusty?
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by Skip » Thu Nov 02, 2017 2:55 pm

FredS wrote:
Thu Nov 02, 2017 2:52 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Nov 02, 2017 2:13 pm
Rusty wrote:
Fri Oct 27, 2017 7:03 pm
JesusClaus wrote:
Fri Oct 27, 2017 3:04 pm
Who's been good this year? SockPuppeh for all categories.
We've all been good. They took away political discussion, locked the Purgatory forum. It's like a happy gulag here.

We want the Purgatory forum opened for Me-mas. Can you do that?
Can somebody genuinely oppress this guy? I mean, like really oppress?
I'd like to see JesusClaus go away. Seriously, I find him offensive. Think we can make that happen Rusty?
Good luck with that.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by FredS » Thu Nov 02, 2017 3:04 pm

Skip wrote:
Thu Nov 02, 2017 2:55 pm
FredS wrote:
Thu Nov 02, 2017 2:52 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Nov 02, 2017 2:13 pm
Rusty wrote:
Fri Oct 27, 2017 7:03 pm
JesusClaus wrote:
Fri Oct 27, 2017 3:04 pm
Who's been good this year? SockPuppeh for all categories.
We've all been good. They took away political discussion, locked the Purgatory forum. It's like a happy gulag here.

We want the Purgatory forum opened for Me-mas. Can you do that?
Can somebody genuinely oppress this guy? I mean, like really oppress?
I'd like to see JesusClaus go away. Seriously, I find him offensive. Think we can make that happen Rusty?
Good luck with that.
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