2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by hugodrax » Thu Nov 16, 2017 4:06 pm

JudgeRusty wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 3:54 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 2:09 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 1:59 pm
Jared wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 12:27 pm
Just wondering if there is anyway that you can just permantly award me the least likely to win anything recipient.
Perhaps a Lifetime Achievement Non-award?
Perhaps it's a form of kindness that we sweep all this under the rug quietly rather than enshrining an actual recipient of a born loser "award"?

I've always been kind of proud of Jared for not winning this one.
He was once challenged for this title.
This I do not remember. Tell me more, Judge.
Etiam mihi opinio anserem perirent.

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by Jocose » Thu Nov 16, 2017 7:46 pm

TNLawPiper wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 10:03 am
Jocose wrote:
Wed Nov 08, 2017 10:21 pm
Most Likely to Poink a Cob ~Jocose
Outstanding COBunist of the Year ~Jocose
Outstanding BRATASS of the Year ~Jocose
Most Likely to Have a Squeaky Pipe ~Goose
Most Likely to Reek of Latakia at Any Given Moment Pepik
Most Likely to Reek of Cherry Aromatic at Any Given Moment~ J-B
Least Likely to Correctly Use a Pipe Sock ~Faiin
Outstanding Pipe Carver of the Year Joegoat

Theology
Most Likely to Frustrate Rusty with a Post~ Rusty
Most Likely to Receive a Pope Slap ~Rusty
Most Likely to Draw Pirates with a Post ~Goose
Most Likely to Demand Definitions in order to Better Disagree ~JimVH
Most Likely to Post a Non Sequitur Without Knowing So ~ Goose
Most Excellent Use of Quibbling to Avoid The Point at Hand~ Rusty

Outstanding Token Skeptic/Atheist/Agnostic/Mormon/Druid~Rusty

Miscellaneous
Most Likely to Wear Leg Warmers and Think They Are Cool~Roadmaster
Most Likely to be Found Without Pants at Any Given Moment~ Skip
Most Likely to Rage Quit at Any Given Time~Steverino
Most Likely to Crunch a Burrito~Del
Least Likely to Win Any Award~the red headed step child of CPS Jared
Curmudgeon of the Year~Morley
Sock Puppet of the Year~J-B
You, a better BRATASS than me? Highly doubtful.
Wrong again, meathead.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by TNLawPiper » Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:00 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 10:08 am
TNLawPiper wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 10:03 am
Jocose wrote:
Wed Nov 08, 2017 10:21 pm
Most Likely to Poink a Cob ~Jocose
Outstanding COBunist of the Year ~Jocose
Outstanding BRATASS of the Year ~Jocose
Most Likely to Have a Squeaky Pipe ~Goose
Most Likely to Reek of Latakia at Any Given Moment Pepik
Most Likely to Reek of Cherry Aromatic at Any Given Moment~ J-B
Least Likely to Correctly Use a Pipe Sock ~Faiin
Outstanding Pipe Carver of the Year Joegoat

Theology
Most Likely to Frustrate Rusty with a Post~ Rusty
Most Likely to Receive a Pope Slap ~Rusty
Most Likely to Draw Pirates with a Post ~Goose
Most Likely to Demand Definitions in order to Better Disagree ~JimVH
Most Likely to Post a Non Sequitur Without Knowing So ~ Goose
Most Excellent Use of Quibbling to Avoid The Point at Hand~ Rusty

Outstanding Token Skeptic/Atheist/Agnostic/Mormon/Druid~Rusty

Miscellaneous
Most Likely to Wear Leg Warmers and Think They Are Cool~Roadmaster
Most Likely to be Found Without Pants at Any Given Moment~ Skip
Most Likely to Rage Quit at Any Given Time~Steverino
Most Likely to Crunch a Burrito~Del
Least Likely to Win Any Award~the red headed step child of CPS Jared
Curmudgeon of the Year~Morley
Sock Puppet of the Year~J-B
You, a better BRATASS than me? Highly doubtful.
You only smoke Parliaments.
I don't smoke Parliaments anymore, either, but no one speaks out against the vile c0B like I do.

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by TNLawPiper » Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:01 pm

Jocose wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 7:46 pm
TNLawPiper wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 10:03 am
Jocose wrote:
Wed Nov 08, 2017 10:21 pm
Most Likely to Poink a Cob ~Jocose
Outstanding COBunist of the Year ~Jocose
Outstanding BRATASS of the Year ~Jocose
Most Likely to Have a Squeaky Pipe ~Goose
Most Likely to Reek of Latakia at Any Given Moment Pepik
Most Likely to Reek of Cherry Aromatic at Any Given Moment~ J-B
Least Likely to Correctly Use a Pipe Sock ~Faiin
Outstanding Pipe Carver of the Year Joegoat

Theology
Most Likely to Frustrate Rusty with a Post~ Rusty
Most Likely to Receive a Pope Slap ~Rusty
Most Likely to Draw Pirates with a Post ~Goose
Most Likely to Demand Definitions in order to Better Disagree ~JimVH
Most Likely to Post a Non Sequitur Without Knowing So ~ Goose
Most Excellent Use of Quibbling to Avoid The Point at Hand~ Rusty

Outstanding Token Skeptic/Atheist/Agnostic/Mormon/Druid~Rusty

Miscellaneous
Most Likely to Wear Leg Warmers and Think They Are Cool~Roadmaster
Most Likely to be Found Without Pants at Any Given Moment~ Skip
Most Likely to Rage Quit at Any Given Time~Steverino
Most Likely to Crunch a Burrito~Del
Least Likely to Win Any Award~the red headed step child of CPS Jared
Curmudgeon of the Year~Morley
Sock Puppet of the Year~J-B
You, a better BRATASS than me? Highly doubtful.
Wrong again, meathead.
Only one wrong here is you, sickboy.

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by Jocose » Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:03 pm

TNLawPiper wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:01 pm
Jocose wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 7:46 pm
TNLawPiper wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 10:03 am
Jocose wrote:
Wed Nov 08, 2017 10:21 pm
Most Likely to Poink a Cob ~Jocose
Outstanding COBunist of the Year ~Jocose
Outstanding BRATASS of the Year ~Jocose
Most Likely to Have a Squeaky Pipe ~Goose
Most Likely to Reek of Latakia at Any Given Moment Pepik
Most Likely to Reek of Cherry Aromatic at Any Given Moment~ J-B
Least Likely to Correctly Use a Pipe Sock ~Faiin
Outstanding Pipe Carver of the Year Joegoat

Theology
Most Likely to Frustrate Rusty with a Post~ Rusty
Most Likely to Receive a Pope Slap ~Rusty
Most Likely to Draw Pirates with a Post ~Goose
Most Likely to Demand Definitions in order to Better Disagree ~JimVH
Most Likely to Post a Non Sequitur Without Knowing So ~ Goose
Most Excellent Use of Quibbling to Avoid The Point at Hand~ Rusty

Outstanding Token Skeptic/Atheist/Agnostic/Mormon/Druid~Rusty

Miscellaneous
Most Likely to Wear Leg Warmers and Think They Are Cool~Roadmaster
Most Likely to be Found Without Pants at Any Given Moment~ Skip
Most Likely to Rage Quit at Any Given Time~Steverino
Most Likely to Crunch a Burrito~Del
Least Likely to Win Any Award~the red headed step child of CPS Jared
Curmudgeon of the Year~Morley
Sock Puppet of the Year~J-B
You, a better BRATASS than me? Highly doubtful.
Wrong again, meathead.
Only one wrong here is you, sickboy.
I meddled in the last election to get you the award. It's rightly mine this year, ding a ling.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by TNLawPiper » Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:10 pm

Jocose wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:03 pm
TNLawPiper wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:01 pm
Jocose wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 7:46 pm
TNLawPiper wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 10:03 am
Jocose wrote:
Wed Nov 08, 2017 10:21 pm
Most Likely to Poink a Cob ~Jocose
Outstanding COBunist of the Year ~Jocose
Outstanding BRATASS of the Year ~Jocose
Most Likely to Have a Squeaky Pipe ~Goose
Most Likely to Reek of Latakia at Any Given Moment Pepik
Most Likely to Reek of Cherry Aromatic at Any Given Moment~ J-B
Least Likely to Correctly Use a Pipe Sock ~Faiin
Outstanding Pipe Carver of the Year Joegoat

Theology
Most Likely to Frustrate Rusty with a Post~ Rusty
Most Likely to Receive a Pope Slap ~Rusty
Most Likely to Draw Pirates with a Post ~Goose
Most Likely to Demand Definitions in order to Better Disagree ~JimVH
Most Likely to Post a Non Sequitur Without Knowing So ~ Goose
Most Excellent Use of Quibbling to Avoid The Point at Hand~ Rusty

Outstanding Token Skeptic/Atheist/Agnostic/Mormon/Druid~Rusty

Miscellaneous
Most Likely to Wear Leg Warmers and Think They Are Cool~Roadmaster
Most Likely to be Found Without Pants at Any Given Moment~ Skip
Most Likely to Rage Quit at Any Given Time~Steverino
Most Likely to Crunch a Burrito~Del
Least Likely to Win Any Award~the red headed step child of CPS Jared
Curmudgeon of the Year~Morley
Sock Puppet of the Year~J-B
You, a better BRATASS than me? Highly doubtful.
Wrong again, meathead.
Only one wrong here is you, sickboy.
I meddled in the last election to get you the award. It's rightly mine this year, ding a ling.
I see your point of view and I accept it as fact although I did not deliberate on the matter.

Nominate me for something else 'fore I run you up a flag pole through your shorts.

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by hugodrax » Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:35 pm

TNLawPiper wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:00 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 10:08 am
TNLawPiper wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 10:03 am
Jocose wrote:
Wed Nov 08, 2017 10:21 pm
Most Likely to Poink a Cob ~Jocose
Outstanding COBunist of the Year ~Jocose
Outstanding BRATASS of the Year ~Jocose
Most Likely to Have a Squeaky Pipe ~Goose
Most Likely to Reek of Latakia at Any Given Moment Pepik
Most Likely to Reek of Cherry Aromatic at Any Given Moment~ J-B
Least Likely to Correctly Use a Pipe Sock ~Faiin
Outstanding Pipe Carver of the Year Joegoat

Theology
Most Likely to Frustrate Rusty with a Post~ Rusty
Most Likely to Receive a Pope Slap ~Rusty
Most Likely to Draw Pirates with a Post ~Goose
Most Likely to Demand Definitions in order to Better Disagree ~JimVH
Most Likely to Post a Non Sequitur Without Knowing So ~ Goose
Most Excellent Use of Quibbling to Avoid The Point at Hand~ Rusty

Outstanding Token Skeptic/Atheist/Agnostic/Mormon/Druid~Rusty

Miscellaneous
Most Likely to Wear Leg Warmers and Think They Are Cool~Roadmaster
Most Likely to be Found Without Pants at Any Given Moment~ Skip
Most Likely to Rage Quit at Any Given Time~Steverino
Most Likely to Crunch a Burrito~Del
Least Likely to Win Any Award~the red headed step child of CPS Jared
Curmudgeon of the Year~Morley
Sock Puppet of the Year~J-B
You, a better BRATASS than me? Highly doubtful.
You only smoke Parliaments.
I don't smoke Parliaments anymore, either, but no one speaks out against the vile c0B like I do.
Glad to hear it. Kicking cigs is ridiculously difficult. Are you a complete non smoker now?
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by TNLawPiper » Thu Nov 16, 2017 9:12 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:35 pm
TNLawPiper wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:00 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 10:08 am
TNLawPiper wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 10:03 am
Jocose wrote:
Wed Nov 08, 2017 10:21 pm
Most Likely to Poink a Cob ~Jocose
Outstanding COBunist of the Year ~Jocose
Outstanding BRATASS of the Year ~Jocose
Most Likely to Have a Squeaky Pipe ~Goose
Most Likely to Reek of Latakia at Any Given Moment Pepik
Most Likely to Reek of Cherry Aromatic at Any Given Moment~ J-B
Least Likely to Correctly Use a Pipe Sock ~Faiin
Outstanding Pipe Carver of the Year Joegoat

Theology
Most Likely to Frustrate Rusty with a Post~ Rusty
Most Likely to Receive a Pope Slap ~Rusty
Most Likely to Draw Pirates with a Post ~Goose
Most Likely to Demand Definitions in order to Better Disagree ~JimVH
Most Likely to Post a Non Sequitur Without Knowing So ~ Goose
Most Excellent Use of Quibbling to Avoid The Point at Hand~ Rusty

Outstanding Token Skeptic/Atheist/Agnostic/Mormon/Druid~Rusty

Miscellaneous
Most Likely to Wear Leg Warmers and Think They Are Cool~Roadmaster
Most Likely to be Found Without Pants at Any Given Moment~ Skip
Most Likely to Rage Quit at Any Given Time~Steverino
Most Likely to Crunch a Burrito~Del
Least Likely to Win Any Award~the red headed step child of CPS Jared
Curmudgeon of the Year~Morley
Sock Puppet of the Year~J-B
You, a better BRATASS than me? Highly doubtful.
You only smoke Parliaments.
I don't smoke Parliaments anymore, either, but no one speaks out against the vile c0B like I do.
Glad to hear it. Kicking cigs is ridiculously difficult. Are you a complete non smoker now?
You know, it was hard for about two weeks, but I have no taste for them anymore.

I haven't smoked in a while. I haven't given up on the pipe, but I find myself not prioritizing it enough to give it the attention it's due. I'd rather not smoke at all than try to squeeze it into 15 minutes here and there. Maybe someday.

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by JudgeRusty » Thu Nov 16, 2017 9:58 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 4:06 pm
JudgeRusty wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 3:54 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 2:09 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 1:59 pm
Jared wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 12:27 pm
Just wondering if there is anyway that you can just permantly award me the least likely to win anything recipient.
Perhaps a Lifetime Achievement Non-award?
Perhaps it's a form of kindness that we sweep all this under the rug quietly rather than enshrining an actual recipient of a born loser "award"?

I've always been kind of proud of Jared for not winning this one.
He was once challenged for this title.
This I do not remember. Tell me more, Judge.
2014 nominee and also-ran whilst Jared was victorious.
Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I have become sounding brass or a clanging cymbal

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by Roadmaster » Fri Nov 17, 2017 12:27 pm

TNLawPiper wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:10 pm
Jocose wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:03 pm
TNLawPiper wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:01 pm
Jocose wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 7:46 pm
TNLawPiper wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 10:03 am
Jocose wrote:
Wed Nov 08, 2017 10:21 pm
Most Likely to Poink a Cob ~Jocose
Outstanding COBunist of the Year ~Jocose
Outstanding BRATASS of the Year ~Jocose
Most Likely to Have a Squeaky Pipe ~Goose
Most Likely to Reek of Latakia at Any Given Moment Pepik
Most Likely to Reek of Cherry Aromatic at Any Given Moment~ J-B
Least Likely to Correctly Use a Pipe Sock ~Faiin
Outstanding Pipe Carver of the Year Joegoat

Theology
Most Likely to Frustrate Rusty with a Post~ Rusty
Most Likely to Receive a Pope Slap ~Rusty
Most Likely to Draw Pirates with a Post ~Goose
Most Likely to Demand Definitions in order to Better Disagree ~JimVH
Most Likely to Post a Non Sequitur Without Knowing So ~ Goose
Most Excellent Use of Quibbling to Avoid The Point at Hand~ Rusty

Outstanding Token Skeptic/Atheist/Agnostic/Mormon/Druid~Rusty

Miscellaneous
Most Likely to Wear Leg Warmers and Think They Are Cool~Roadmaster
Most Likely to be Found Without Pants at Any Given Moment~ Skip
Most Likely to Rage Quit at Any Given Time~Steverino
Most Likely to Crunch a Burrito~Del
Least Likely to Win Any Award~the red headed step child of CPS Jared
Curmudgeon of the Year~Morley
Sock Puppet of the Year~J-B
You, a better BRATASS than me? Highly doubtful.
Wrong again, meathead.
Only one wrong here is you, sickboy.
I meddled in the last election to get you the award. It's rightly mine this year, ding a ling.
I see your point of view and I accept it as fact although I did not deliberate on the matter.

Nominate me for something else 'fore I run you up a flag pole through your shorts.
You both suck.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by TNLawPiper » Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:56 pm

Roadmaster wrote:
Fri Nov 17, 2017 12:27 pm
TNLawPiper wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:10 pm
Jocose wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:03 pm
TNLawPiper wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:01 pm
Jocose wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 7:46 pm
TNLawPiper wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 10:03 am
Jocose wrote:
Wed Nov 08, 2017 10:21 pm
Most Likely to Poink a Cob ~Jocose
Outstanding COBunist of the Year ~Jocose
Outstanding BRATASS of the Year ~Jocose
Most Likely to Have a Squeaky Pipe ~Goose
Most Likely to Reek of Latakia at Any Given Moment Pepik
Most Likely to Reek of Cherry Aromatic at Any Given Moment~ J-B
Least Likely to Correctly Use a Pipe Sock ~Faiin
Outstanding Pipe Carver of the Year Joegoat

Theology
Most Likely to Frustrate Rusty with a Post~ Rusty
Most Likely to Receive a Pope Slap ~Rusty
Most Likely to Draw Pirates with a Post ~Goose
Most Likely to Demand Definitions in order to Better Disagree ~JimVH
Most Likely to Post a Non Sequitur Without Knowing So ~ Goose
Most Excellent Use of Quibbling to Avoid The Point at Hand~ Rusty

Outstanding Token Skeptic/Atheist/Agnostic/Mormon/Druid~Rusty

Miscellaneous
Most Likely to Wear Leg Warmers and Think They Are Cool~Roadmaster
Most Likely to be Found Without Pants at Any Given Moment~ Skip
Most Likely to Rage Quit at Any Given Time~Steverino
Most Likely to Crunch a Burrito~Del
Least Likely to Win Any Award~the red headed step child of CPS Jared
Curmudgeon of the Year~Morley
Sock Puppet of the Year~J-B
You, a better BRATASS than me? Highly doubtful.
Wrong again, meathead.
Only one wrong here is you, sickboy.
I meddled in the last election to get you the award. It's rightly mine this year, ding a ling.
I see your point of view and I accept it as fact although I did not deliberate on the matter.

Nominate me for something else 'fore I run you up a flag pole through your shorts.
You both suck.
:lol:

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by FredS » Sun Nov 19, 2017 3:46 pm

Somebody has hacked Roadmaster's account.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by Rusty » Thu Nov 23, 2017 1:10 pm

FredS wrote:
Thu Nov 02, 2017 2:52 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Nov 02, 2017 2:13 pm
Rusty wrote:
Fri Oct 27, 2017 7:03 pm
JesusClaus wrote:
Fri Oct 27, 2017 3:04 pm
Who's been good this year? SockPuppeh for all categories.
We've all been good. They took away political discussion, locked the Purgatory forum. It's like a happy gulag here.

We want the Purgatory forum opened for Me-mas. Can you do that?
Can somebody genuinely oppress this guy? I mean, like really oppress?
I'd like to see JesusClaus go away. Seriously, I find him offensive. Think we can make that happen Rusty?
I have no idea. I take it as a high compliment if you think he's mine. He's not my sock puppet so I have no control over him; honest. He belongs to a Christian, AFAIK. One with an unusually fertile & perhaps daring imagination. He once asked me if I knew whose sock puppet he was. But I'd rather not know. It's a loss of another personality when we engage it that way. He's a relevant contributor here, that is consistent with CPS, and a lot of fun. I must confess that I don't understand why you find him offensive. He reminds us not to take things too seriously. I enjoy all the sock puppets but JesusClaus is a work of genius. LOL! I laugh and weep reading his posts. I think having sock puppets is a healthy thing for the forum. And some of the reactions from others leave me bewildered. He needs more material. Maybe he'll riff on submissions? 8)
Let's hope for a lively & fun Me-mas season on CPS!

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by JesusClaus » Mon Nov 27, 2017 1:55 pm

Merry Me-mas!
Oh, you better watch out, you better not sin....

But I am puzzled by the reaction to this thread. Jesus Claus and his Me-mas is genius. Pure genius. - Rusty

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys! VOTING OPEN

Post by UncleBob » Fri Dec 01, 2017 9:12 am

Hello!

Well it is time for the 2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys! Here are the categories and nominees:

Pipes and Tobacco
Most Likely to Poink a Cob
  • Jocose
  • TNLawPiper
  • PeterCornCob
  • Roadmaster
  • durangopipe
Most Likely to Have a Squeaky Pipe
  • Goose55
  • Philofumo
  • Sid.Stavros
  • Jester
  • DepartedLight
Outstanding COBunist of the Year
  • jruegg
  • TNLawPiper
  • Roadmaster
  • Tatanka
  • Jocose
Outstanding BRATASS of the Year
  • Jocose
  • TNLawPiper
  • coco
  • FredS
  • durangopipe
Most Likely to Reek of Latakia at Any Given Moment
  • Pepik
  • ReverendThom
  • Bloodhound
  • Winton
  • Joshoowah
Most Likely to Reek of Cherry Aromatic at Any Given Moment
  • John-Boy
  • JimVH
  • JudgeRusty
  • Sir Moose
  • FredS
Least Likely to Correctly Use a Pipe Sock
  • Jester
  • Fainn
  • Rusty
  • Goose55
  • Irish-Dane
Outstanding Pipe Carver of the Year
  • joegoat
  • FredS
  • Slowtoke
  • BrianMadsen
  • TwoXseveN
Theology
Most Likely to Frustrate Rusty with a Post
  • Rusty
  • Del
  • Goose55
  • infidel
  • hugodrax
Most Likely to Receive a Pope Slap
  • AFRS
  • Del
  • Rusty
  • tuttle
  • wosbald
Most Likely to Draw Pirates with a Post
  • Goose55
  • Fainn
  • Jocose
  • hugodrax
Most Likely to Post a Non Sequitur Without Knowing So
  • Hovannes
  • Del
  • Jester
  • Goose55
  • AFRS
Most Likely to Demand Definitions in order to Better Disagree
  • ReverendThom
  • JimVH
  • Del
  • tuttle
  • Jester
Outstanding Token Skeptic/Atheist/Agnostic/Mormon/Druid
  • Onyx
  • wosbald
  • Rusty
  • huddsbaggie
Miscellaneous
Most Likely to Wear Leg Warmers and Think They Are Cool
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys! VOTING OPEN

Post by wosbald » Fri Dec 01, 2017 9:45 am

+JMJ+
UncleBob wrote:
Fri Dec 01, 2017 9:12 am
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys! VOTING OPEN

Post by UncleBob » Fri Dec 01, 2017 10:26 am

wosbald wrote:
Fri Dec 01, 2017 9:45 am
+JMJ+
UncleBob wrote:
Fri Dec 01, 2017 9:12 am
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by infidel » Fri Dec 01, 2017 10:53 am

I was nominated for something? You like me, you really like me!
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by Roadmaster » Fri Dec 01, 2017 11:58 am

infidel wrote:
Fri Dec 01, 2017 10:53 am
I was nominated for something? You like me, you really like me!
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by Irish-Dane » Fri Dec 01, 2017 12:08 pm

Voting? Check.
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