2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys! VOTING OPEN

Post by UncleBob » Fri Dec 01, 2017 2:18 pm

Hello!

Well it is time for the 2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys! Here are the categories and nominees:

Pipes and Tobacco
Most Likely to Poink a Cob
  • Jocose
  • TNLawPiper
  • PeterCornCob
  • Roadmaster
  • durangopipe
Most Likely to Have a Squeaky Pipe
  • Goose55
  • Philofumo
  • Sid.Stavros
  • Jester
  • DepartedLight
Outstanding COBunist of the Year
  • jruegg
  • TNLawPiper
  • Roadmaster
  • Tatanka
  • Jocose
Outstanding BRATASS of the Year
  • Jocose
  • TNLawPiper
  • coco
  • FredS
  • durangopipe
Most Likely to Reek of Latakia at Any Given Moment
  • Pepik
  • ReverendThom
  • Bloodhound
  • Winton
  • Joshoowah
Most Likely to Reek of Cherry Aromatic at Any Given Moment
  • John-Boy
  • JimVH
  • JudgeRusty
  • Sir Moose
  • FredS
Least Likely to Correctly Use a Pipe Sock
  • Jester
  • Fainn
  • Rusty
  • Goose55
  • Irish-Dane
Outstanding Pipe Carver of the Year
  • joegoat
  • FredS
  • Slowtoke
  • BrianMadsen
  • TwoXseveN
Theology
Most Likely to Frustrate Rusty with a Post
  • Rusty
  • Del
  • Goose55
  • infidel
  • hugodrax
Most Likely to Receive a Pope Slap
  • AFRS
  • Del
  • Rusty
  • tuttle
  • wosbald
Most Likely to Draw Pirates with a Post
  • Goose55
  • Fainn
  • Jocose
  • hugodrax
Most Likely to Post a Non Sequitur Without Knowing So
  • Hovannes
  • Del
  • Jester
  • Goose55
  • AFRS
Most Likely to Demand Definitions in order to Better Disagree
  • ReverendThom
  • JimVH
  • Del
  • tuttle
  • Jester
Outstanding Token Skeptic/Atheist/Agnostic/Mormon/Druid
  • Onyx
  • wosbald
  • Rusty
  • huddsbaggie
Miscellaneous
Most Likely to Wear Leg Warmers and Think They Are Cool
  • Del
  • hugodrax
  • Roadmaster
  • JimVH
  • UncleBob
Most Likely to be Found Without Pants at Any Given Moment
  • Skip
  • Fainn
  • Del
  • DepartedLight
Most Likely to Crunch a Burrito
  • JimVH
  • Del
  • Sir Moose
  • Cleon
  • sweetandsour
Most Likely to Rage Quit At Any Time
  • Steverino
  • Gabriel
  • durangopipe
  • Pepik
  • Skip
Least Likely to Win Any Awards
  • Fainn
  • Jared
  • Roadmaster
  • Winton
  • jruegg
Curmudgeon of the Year
  • A_Morley
  • Skip
  • hugodrax
  • FredS
Sock Puppet of the Year
  • SockPuppah
  • John-Boy
  • JesusClaus
  • wosbald
Thank you to all the folks who nominated people and to the committee for all their hard work. Special thanks to coco who is creating the graphics when the votes are all tallied. Good luck to all the nominees!

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by Winton » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:18 pm

I feel honored to be nominated. I have voted, passionately!

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by durangopipe » Fri Dec 01, 2017 3:37 pm

JimVH wrote:
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by UncleBob » Sat Dec 02, 2017 1:05 pm

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by Jocose » Sat Dec 02, 2017 9:34 pm

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by hugodrax » Sat Dec 02, 2017 11:22 pm

This election is rigged. I did NOT vote.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by JudgeRusty » Sun Dec 03, 2017 7:23 am

hugodrax wrote:
Sat Dec 02, 2017 11:22 pm
This election is rigged. I did NOT vote.
I was a surprise nominee with name recognition nominated for a position for which I have no qualifications or aptitude. I should win in a landslide.
Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I have become sounding brass or a clanging cymbal

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by hugodrax » Sun Dec 03, 2017 7:48 am

JudgeRusty wrote:
Sun Dec 03, 2017 7:23 am
hugodrax wrote:
Sat Dec 02, 2017 11:22 pm
This election is rigged. I did NOT vote.
I was a surprise nominee with name recognition nominated for a position for which I have no qualifications or aptitude. I should win in a landslide.
Oh, you'll win, alright. But the deep state will never accept you and will mount unprecedented coups against you. I blame the ((()))'s. So does Fred. But Fred can't recognize them.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by Sir Moose » Mon Dec 04, 2017 12:34 am

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by UncleBob » Mon Dec 04, 2017 9:49 am

I was just looking at the voting so far. There are several tight races!
"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by hugodrax » Mon Dec 04, 2017 10:24 am

UncleBob wrote:
Mon Dec 04, 2017 9:49 am
I was just looking at the voting so far. There are several tight races!
Give them all to Goose.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by UncleBob » Mon Dec 04, 2017 12:00 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Mon Dec 04, 2017 10:24 am
UncleBob wrote:
Mon Dec 04, 2017 9:49 am
I was just looking at the voting so far. There are several tight races!
Give them all to Goose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-SC97pIw2U
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by hugodrax » Mon Dec 04, 2017 12:11 pm

This is Goose 2.0. We must recognize him. I say he gets every single Morley.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by Jocose » Mon Dec 04, 2017 2:09 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Mon Dec 04, 2017 9:49 am
I was just looking at the voting so far. There are several tight races!
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by Gabriel » Mon Dec 04, 2017 3:03 pm

Yay!
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by Roadmaster » Mon Dec 04, 2017 9:44 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Thu Nov 02, 2017 3:37 pm
FredS wrote:
Thu Nov 02, 2017 3:04 pm
Skip wrote:
Thu Nov 02, 2017 2:55 pm
FredS wrote:
Thu Nov 02, 2017 2:52 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Nov 02, 2017 2:13 pm
Rusty wrote:
Fri Oct 27, 2017 7:03 pm
JesusClaus wrote:
Fri Oct 27, 2017 3:04 pm
Who's been good this year? SockPuppeh for all categories.
We've all been good. They took away political discussion, locked the Purgatory forum. It's like a happy gulag here.

We want the Purgatory forum opened for Me-mas. Can you do that?
Can somebody genuinely oppress this guy? I mean, like really oppress?
I'd like to see JesusClaus go away. Seriously, I find him offensive. Think we can make that happen Rusty?
Good luck with that.
Can I get him kicked off campus if I self-identify as a one-legged, transgendered, Asian, albino, Jew and go on record as being offended by his speech? If not I'm going to need a safe space up in here.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by Joshoowah » Tue Dec 05, 2017 4:08 am

Voted.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by UncleBob » Wed Dec 06, 2017 9:35 am

There are several tight races! Voting ends Monday, December 11, 2017 at 3 pm CST.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by hugodrax » Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:01 am

UncleBob wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 9:35 am
There are several tight races! Voting ends Monday, December 11, 2017 at 3 pm CST.
I'm voting the straight Goose55 ticket. He has brought significant Juche. #MAGA
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