2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by UncleBob » Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:10 am

hugodrax wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:01 am
UncleBob wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 9:35 am
There are several tight races! Voting ends Monday, December 11, 2017 at 3 pm CST.
I'm voting the straight Goose55 ticket. He has brought significant Juche. #MAGA
Make America Goose Again?
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys! VOTING OPEN

Post by UncleBob » Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:11 am

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Fri Dec 01, 2017 2:18 pm
Hello!

Well it is time for the 2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys! Here are the categories and nominees:

Pipes and Tobacco
Most Likely to Poink a Cob
  • Jocose
  • TNLawPiper
  • PeterCornCob
  • Roadmaster
  • durangopipe
Most Likely to Have a Squeaky Pipe
  • Goose55
  • Philofumo
  • Sid.Stavros
  • Jester
  • DepartedLight
Outstanding COBunist of the Year
  • jruegg
  • TNLawPiper
  • Roadmaster
  • Tatanka
  • Jocose
Outstanding BRATASS of the Year
  • Jocose
  • TNLawPiper
  • coco
  • FredS
  • durangopipe
Most Likely to Reek of Latakia at Any Given Moment
  • Pepik
  • ReverendThom
  • Bloodhound
  • Winton
  • Joshoowah
Most Likely to Reek of Cherry Aromatic at Any Given Moment
  • John-Boy
  • JimVH
  • JudgeRusty
  • Sir Moose
  • FredS
Least Likely to Correctly Use a Pipe Sock
  • Jester
  • Fainn
  • Rusty
  • Goose55
  • Irish-Dane
Outstanding Pipe Carver of the Year
  • joegoat
  • FredS
  • Slowtoke
  • BrianMadsen
  • TwoXseveN
Theology
Most Likely to Frustrate Rusty with a Post
  • Rusty
  • Del
  • Goose55
  • infidel
  • hugodrax
Most Likely to Receive a Pope Slap
  • AFRS
  • Del
  • Rusty
  • tuttle
  • wosbald
Most Likely to Draw Pirates with a Post
  • Goose55
  • Fainn
  • Jocose
  • hugodrax
Most Likely to Post a Non Sequitur Without Knowing So
  • Hovannes
  • Del
  • Jester
  • Goose55
  • AFRS
Most Likely to Demand Definitions in order to Better Disagree
  • ReverendThom
  • JimVH
  • Del
  • tuttle
  • Jester
Outstanding Token Skeptic/Atheist/Agnostic/Mormon/Druid
  • Onyx
  • wosbald
  • Rusty
  • huddsbaggie
Miscellaneous
Most Likely to Wear Leg Warmers and Think They Are Cool
  • Del
  • hugodrax
  • Roadmaster
  • JimVH
  • UncleBob
Most Likely to be Found Without Pants at Any Given Moment
  • Skip
  • Fainn
  • Del
  • DepartedLight
Most Likely to Crunch a Burrito
  • JimVH
  • Del
  • Sir Moose
  • Cleon
  • sweetandsour
Most Likely to Rage Quit At Any Time
  • Steverino
  • Gabriel
  • durangopipe
  • Pepik
  • Skip
Least Likely to Win Any Awards
  • Fainn
  • Jared
  • Roadmaster
  • Winton
  • jruegg
Curmudgeon of the Year
  • A_Morley
  • Skip
  • hugodrax
  • FredS
Sock Puppet of the Year
  • SockPuppah
  • John-Boy
  • JesusClaus
  • wosbald
Thank you to all the folks who nominated people and to the committee for all their hard work. Special thanks to coco who is creating the graphics when the votes are all tallied. Good luck to all the nominees!

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by hugodrax » Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:22 am

UncleBob wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:10 am
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:01 am
UncleBob wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 9:35 am
There are several tight races! Voting ends Monday, December 11, 2017 at 3 pm CST.
I'm voting the straight Goose55 ticket. He has brought significant Juche. #MAGA
Make America Goose Again?
That's a possible interpretation.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by Goose55 » Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:19 am

hugodrax wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:01 am
UncleBob wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 9:35 am
There are several tight races! Voting ends Monday, December 11, 2017 at 3 pm CST.
I'm voting the straight Goose55 ticket.
Wise choice.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by hugodrax » Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:30 am

Goose55 wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:19 am
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:01 am
UncleBob wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 9:35 am
There are several tight races! Voting ends Monday, December 11, 2017 at 3 pm CST.
I'm voting the straight Goose55 ticket.
Wise choice.
Yeah, I thought so. I was trying to show contempt for the entire process. I'm glad you agree that was a good way of getting my point accross.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by Skip » Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:52 am

hugodrax wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:30 am
Goose55 wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:19 am
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:01 am
UncleBob wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 9:35 am
There are several tight races! Voting ends Monday, December 11, 2017 at 3 pm CST.
I'm voting the straight Goose55 ticket.
Wise choice.
Yeah, I thought so. I was trying to show contempt for the entire process. I'm glad you agree that was a good way of getting my point accross.
Good luck with this. Doug Piranha couldn't affect Goose, and Doug knew all the tricks.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by hugodrax » Wed Dec 06, 2017 1:28 pm

Skip wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:52 am
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:30 am
Goose55 wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:19 am
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:01 am
UncleBob wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 9:35 am
There are several tight races! Voting ends Monday, December 11, 2017 at 3 pm CST.
I'm voting the straight Goose55 ticket.
Wise choice.
Yeah, I thought so. I was trying to show contempt for the entire process. I'm glad you agree that was a good way of getting my point accross.
Good luck with this. Doug Piranha couldn't affect Goose, and Doug knew all the tricks.
Harry Organs left him cold, too, I gather.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by Roadmaster » Wed Dec 06, 2017 2:44 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 1:28 pm
Skip wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:52 am
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:30 am
Goose55 wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:19 am
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:01 am
UncleBob wrote:
Wed Dec 06, 2017 9:35 am
There are several tight races! Voting ends Monday, December 11, 2017 at 3 pm CST.
I'm voting the straight Goose55 ticket.
Wise choice.
Yeah, I thought so. I was trying to show contempt for the entire process. I'm glad you agree that was a good way of getting my point accross.
Good luck with this. Doug Piranha couldn't affect Goose, and Doug knew all the tricks.
Harry Organs left him cold, too, I gather.
How about Chuck Roast?
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by Jocosoe » Wed Dec 06, 2017 3:35 pm

I can't relate™.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by UncleBob » Thu Dec 07, 2017 4:22 pm

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by hugodrax » Thu Dec 07, 2017 4:26 pm

If Goose doesn't win in all categoriew, I'm calling for a Day of Rage.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by Skip » Thu Dec 07, 2017 4:35 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Thu Dec 07, 2017 4:26 pm
If Goose doesn't win in all categoriew, I'm calling for a Day of Rage.
Could we get Morley to attend?
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by Irish-Dane » Thu Dec 07, 2017 5:14 pm

I voted again.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by hugodrax » Thu Dec 07, 2017 5:18 pm

Skip wrote:
Thu Dec 07, 2017 4:35 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Dec 07, 2017 4:26 pm
If Goose doesn't win in all categoriew, I'm calling for a Day of Rage.
Could we get Morley to attend?
I've found that actors can rarely afford long term cellular contracts. Perhaps one of you can email him?
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by Goose55 » Sun Dec 10, 2017 9:38 am

hugodrax wrote:
Thu Dec 07, 2017 4:26 pm
If Goose doesn't win in all categoriew, I'm calling for a Day of Rage.
Thank you for your faithful support.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by hugodrax » Sun Dec 10, 2017 9:47 am

Goose55 wrote:
Sun Dec 10, 2017 9:38 am
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Dec 07, 2017 4:26 pm
If Goose doesn't win in all categoriew, I'm calling for a Day of Rage.
Thank you for your faithful support.
No problem. We'll converge at your home at 0900, have a couple of drinks, then burn the place down over your head to protest the way you've been treated.

It's awful decent of you to see why you have to be immolated in protest (you're just too good for this world, brother) and we appreciate you so publicly agreeing to be the sacrificial victim in the continued self-aggrandizing cult of Goose.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by Goose55 » Sun Dec 10, 2017 10:12 am

hugodrax wrote:
Sun Dec 10, 2017 9:47 am
Goose55 wrote:
Sun Dec 10, 2017 9:38 am
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Dec 07, 2017 4:26 pm
If Goose doesn't win in all categoriew, I'm calling for a Day of Rage.
Thank you for your faithful support.
No problem. We'll converge at your home at 0900, have a couple of drinks, then burn the place down over your head to protest the way you've been treated.

It's awful decent of you to see why you have to be immolated in protest (you're just too good for this world, brother) and we appreciate you so publicly agreeing to be the sacrificial victim in the continued self-aggrandizing cult of Goose.
Let's rather have a campaign dinner, over at the Pizza Hut. What say? $5,000 a plate? Or, as an option, send a check to my P.O. Box.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by hugodrax » Sun Dec 10, 2017 11:49 am

Goose55 wrote:
Sun Dec 10, 2017 10:12 am
hugodrax wrote:
Sun Dec 10, 2017 9:47 am
Goose55 wrote:
Sun Dec 10, 2017 9:38 am
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Dec 07, 2017 4:26 pm
If Goose doesn't win in all categoriew, I'm calling for a Day of Rage.
Thank you for your faithful support.
No problem. We'll converge at your home at 0900, have a couple of drinks, then burn the place down over your head to protest the way you've been treated.

It's awful decent of you to see why you have to be immolated in protest (you're just too good for this world, brother) and we appreciate you so publicly agreeing to be the sacrificial victim in the continued self-aggrandizing cult of Goose.
Let's rather have a campaign dinner, over at the Pizza Hut. What say? $5,000 a plate? Or, as an option, send a check to my P.O. Box.
Ooh, the American way. Why not? :D
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by Goose55 » Sun Dec 10, 2017 12:42 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Sun Dec 10, 2017 11:49 am
Goose55 wrote:
Sun Dec 10, 2017 10:12 am
hugodrax wrote:
Sun Dec 10, 2017 9:47 am
Goose55 wrote:
Sun Dec 10, 2017 9:38 am
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Dec 07, 2017 4:26 pm
If Goose doesn't win in all categoriew, I'm calling for a Day of Rage.
Thank you for your faithful support.
No problem. We'll converge at your home at 0900, have a couple of drinks, then burn the place down over your head to protest the way you've been treated.

It's awful decent of you to see why you have to be immolated in protest (you're just too good for this world, brother) and we appreciate you so publicly agreeing to be the sacrificial victim in the continued self-aggrandizing cult of Goose.
Let's rather have a campaign dinner, over at the Pizza Hut. What say? $5,000 a plate? Or, as an option, send a check to my P.O. Box.
Ooh, the American way. Why not? :D
Or we could ask the good folk at 100 Estrella to host the dinner
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They have a killer burger called "Summer In Ajo"....
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards -- The Morleys!

Post by durangopipe » Sun Dec 10, 2017 12:48 pm

Goose55 wrote:
Sun Dec 10, 2017 12:42 pm
Or we could ask the good folk at 100 Estrella to host the dinner
They have a killer burger called "Summer In Ajo"....

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Damn, that looks good!
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