What was your last excuse for physical fitness?

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What was your last excuse for physical fitness?

Post by Roadmaster » Fri Oct 27, 2017 6:55 am

I will start first thing tomorrow.
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Re: What was your last excuse for physical fitness?

Post by TNLawPiper » Fri Oct 27, 2017 7:06 am

Roadmaster wrote:
Fri Oct 27, 2017 6:55 am
I will start first thing tomorrow.
It's so hard to wake up early once it starts getting cold.

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Post by UncleBob » Fri Oct 27, 2017 7:19 am

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Re: What was your last excuse for physical fitness?

Post by 424cat » Fri Oct 27, 2017 8:08 am

First things first, a cup of coffee and watch a little news.
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Re: What was your last excuse for physical fitness?

Post by dennisthemenace » Fri Oct 27, 2017 9:28 am

I follow my granddaughter Lucy on her bike. Worked out a great system. She rides on sidewalk to the next street, then turns around & comes back to me several times till I eventually catch up.
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Re: What was your last excuse for physical fitness?

Post by Cleon » Fri Oct 27, 2017 12:57 pm

TNLawPiper wrote:
Fri Oct 27, 2017 7:06 am
Roadmaster wrote:
Fri Oct 27, 2017 6:55 am
I will start first thing tomorrow.
It's so hard to wake up early once it starts getting cold.
This is so true.
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Re: What was your last excuse for physical fitness?

Post by infidel » Fri Oct 27, 2017 2:15 pm

I swear I was walking to the other room to do some pushups and suddenly I found myself standing in the kitchen eating ice cream from the carton.
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Re: What was your last excuse for physical fitness?

Post by Roadmaster » Fri Oct 27, 2017 3:46 pm

infidel wrote:
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I swear I was walking to the other room to do some pushups and suddenly I found myself standing in the kitchen eating ice cream from the carton.
Ice cream, good idea!
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Re: What was your last excuse for physical fitness?

Post by Bloodhound » Fri Oct 27, 2017 5:29 pm

There is no point in starting until after Halloween. Then no point in starting till after Thanksgiving. Weill then there is Christmas...
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Re: What was your last excuse for physical fitness?

Post by Del » Fri Oct 27, 2017 7:30 pm

The reason why I could only do two push-ups is because I already just did six push-ups.
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Re: What was your last excuse for physical fitness?

Post by JimVH » Sat Oct 28, 2017 7:23 pm

Exercise upsets my fat.
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Post by Bloodhound » Tue Oct 31, 2017 8:28 am

JimVH wrote:
Sat Oct 28, 2017 7:23 pm
Exercise upsets my fat.
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Re: What was your last excuse for physical fitness?

Post by Goose55 » Tue Oct 31, 2017 11:01 am

Jack LaLane was the most physically fit corpse any mortician had ever seen

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But in all fairness I concede that the man probably enjoyed more robust health and vitality than most 97 year olds.

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Re: What was your last excuse for physical fitness?

Post by hugodrax » Tue Oct 31, 2017 11:36 am

That escalated quickly.
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Re: What was your last excuse for physical fitness?

Post by FredS » Tue Oct 31, 2017 1:22 pm

I start with diddly squats, then move on to my Bacardio routine.
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Re: What was your last excuse for physical fitness?

Post by hugodrax » Tue Oct 31, 2017 2:23 pm

FredS wrote:
Tue Oct 31, 2017 1:22 pm
I start with diddly squats, then move on to my Bacardio routine.
Do you ever blame it on a dead Jack LaLane?
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Re: What was your last excuse for physical fitness?

Post by FredS » Tue Oct 31, 2017 3:08 pm

Jack LaLane and I partied in Vegas one night back in '74. His imposing physique kept my wise ass out of at least two bar fights. Plus he had the best blow and prettiest girls in town. We got matching tattoos but I can't remember why and he'd never say.
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Re: What was your last excuse for physical fitness?

Post by hugodrax » Tue Oct 31, 2017 3:14 pm

FredS wrote:
Tue Oct 31, 2017 3:08 pm
Jack LaLane and I partied in Vegas one night back in '74. His imposing physique kept my wise ass out of at least two bar fights. Plus he had the best blow and prettiest girls in town. We got matching tattoos but I can't remember why and he'd never say.
Cool story. I can tell you right now, next time I don't want to go to the gym I'm blaming Jack: even if I'm working out I'm gonna croak.
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Re: What was your last excuse for physical fitness?

Post by Sir Moose » Wed Nov 01, 2017 12:32 am

I had a bunch of coffee. Increased heart rate. Increased respiration. Endorphins. It was cardio in a cup. Why do I need more than that?
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Re: What was your last excuse for physical fitness?

Post by Bloodhound » Wed Nov 08, 2017 11:53 am

Sir Moose wrote:
Wed Nov 01, 2017 12:32 am
I had a bunch of coffee. Increased heart rate. Increased respiration. Endorphins. It was cardio in a cup. Why do I need more than that?
I like the way you think...think it will work?
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