I am not mowing the grass when it is snowing!

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I am not mowing the grass when it is snowing!

Post by Winton » Sun Oct 29, 2017 7:39 am

This has been a weird fall, in Chicagoland. We have had very warm weather and lots of rain. The last time I mowed, my neighbors were laughing at me. So my wife asked me to mow yesterday, since it about 6" high in some areas. But the temps dropped and it started raining and then I saw some snow flakes / pellets fall. NO! I won't mow any more this year. The coming snow blankets will compress the grass down.

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Post by UncleBob » Sun Oct 29, 2017 9:44 am

Yea and amen.
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Post by Del » Sun Oct 29, 2017 10:44 am

Today I drain the gas out of the lawn mower and set up the snow thrower.
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Post by JimVH » Sun Oct 29, 2017 11:45 am

I still have my lawn men on weekly service.
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Post by CodeMonkey » Sun Oct 29, 2017 1:32 pm

I will have to mow at least two more times and possibly three.
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Post by DepartedLight » Sun Oct 29, 2017 8:45 pm

But the interwebs needs to see you mowing the yard in snow.

Embrace it.

It is your destiny.
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Re: I am not mowing the grass when it is snowing!

Post by Sir Moose » Wed Nov 01, 2017 2:11 am

DepartedLight wrote:
Sun Oct 29, 2017 8:45 pm
But the interwebs needs to see you mowing the yard in snow.

Embrace it.

It is your destiny.
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