The Greatest Soft Drink

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Pick The Best!!

Coca-Cola
8
35%
Pepsi
1
4%
Mountain Dew
4
17%
Dr. Pepper
7
30%
Sprite
0
No votes
Fanta
0
No votes
Root-Beer
2
9%
R.C. Cola
1
4%
7up
0
No votes
Ginger Ale
0
No votes
 
Total votes: 23

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The Greatest Soft Drink

Post by Jester » Tue Nov 07, 2017 12:59 pm

This will forever decide for everyone, everywhere which drink is best. I did not include diet versions to add more of a selection.
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Re: The Greatest Soft Drink

Post by JimVH » Tue Nov 07, 2017 1:03 pm

The grape Nehi belly washer. Or, if you're from the Ozarks, belly worsher.

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Dr. Pepper is a close second.

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Post by UncleBob » Tue Nov 07, 2017 1:18 pm

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Post by tuttle » Tue Nov 07, 2017 1:58 pm

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Re: The Greatest Soft Drink

Post by JimVH » Tue Nov 07, 2017 2:33 pm

Of the colas, RC would win.
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Post by Bloodhound » Tue Nov 07, 2017 3:22 pm

When I drink a soda, and that is not very often, I like Root Beer, but you were not specific on the brand, and not all Root Beers are good...so with the lack of brand to ID the Root Beer, I was forced to pick my second favorite...COKE
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Re: The Greatest Soft Drink

Post by JudgeRusty » Tue Nov 07, 2017 4:17 pm

Greatest is not very specific. If it is all encompassing, then the choice is pretty simple.
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Post by infidel » Tue Nov 07, 2017 4:55 pm

Carbonated aspartame and caramel colour, how I loved thee.
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Re: The Greatest Soft Drink

Post by Skip » Wed Nov 08, 2017 9:41 am

Mountain Dew, oh, how I miss thee.


And diet versions of all of the above are anathema.
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Re: The Greatest Soft Drink

Post by Roadmaster » Wed Nov 08, 2017 10:17 am

JimVH wrote:
Tue Nov 07, 2017 2:33 pm
Of the colas, RC would win.
Your Missouri roots are showing.
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Re: The Greatest Soft Drink

Post by wosbald » Wed Nov 08, 2017 10:29 am

+JMJ+

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Re: The Greatest Soft Drink

Post by hugodrax » Wed Nov 08, 2017 11:06 am

wosbald wrote:
Wed Nov 08, 2017 10:29 am
+JMJ+

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Chinotto and aranciato are pretty good, but they're no Coca-Cola.
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Post by wosbald » Wed Nov 08, 2017 12:05 pm

+JMJ+

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Re: The Greatest Soft Drink

Post by wosbald » Wed Nov 08, 2017 12:39 pm

+JMJ+
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Nov 08, 2017 11:06 am
Chinotto and aranciato are pretty good, but they're no Coca-Cola.
Coke is iconic, no bout adout it.




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Post by wosbald » Wed Nov 08, 2017 1:23 pm

+JMJ+

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Re: The Greatest Soft Drink

Post by JimVH » Wed Nov 08, 2017 1:30 pm

This stuff was pretty badass, too:

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Re: The Greatest Soft Drink

Post by JudgeRusty » Wed Nov 08, 2017 5:02 pm

wosbald wrote:
Wed Nov 08, 2017 12:39 pm
+JMJ+
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Nov 08, 2017 11:06 am
Chinotto and aranciato are pretty good, but they're no Coca-Cola.
Coke is iconic, no bout adout it.
Asa had some smarts apparently.
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Re: The Greatest Soft Drink

Post by CodeMonkey » Wed Nov 08, 2017 5:39 pm

JimVH wrote:
Tue Nov 07, 2017 2:33 pm
Of the colas, RC would win.
With one of these?
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