Rita Makes Jim Watch the CMA Awards

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Rita Makes Jim Watch the CMA Awards

Post by JimVH » Wed Nov 08, 2017 7:28 pm

As Jim heckles:

I wonder if they sell men's clothes where that guy bought those boots.
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Re: Rita Makes Jim Watch the CMA Awards

Post by JimVH » Wed Nov 08, 2017 7:47 pm

Bring out the hip-hop act in an attempt to be relevant already.
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Re: Rita Makes Jim Watch the CMA Awards

Post by JimVH » Wed Nov 08, 2017 7:56 pm

Direct quote from Rita when Miranda Lambert came out. "Wow. I mean really wow. I mean..."




That dress plunged below the poverty line.
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Re: Rita Makes Jim Watch the CMA Awards

Post by JimVH » Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:14 pm

Blame the whiskey on the beer
Blame the beer on the whiskey
Blame the mornin' on the night
For whose lyin' here with me
Blame the bar for the band
Blame the band for the song
Blame the song for the party that went all night long
The heartfelt lyrics of today's country music gets me all emotional.
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Re: Rita Makes Jim Watch the CMA Awards

Post by JimVH » Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:18 pm

Chris Stapleton is one of the best things going on in country music.
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Re: Rita Makes Jim Watch the CMA Awards

Post by JimVH » Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:22 pm

If Faith Hill tries any harder to get her leg to stick out of her dress she's going to cramp up.
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Re: Rita Makes Jim Watch the CMA Awards

Post by DepartedLight » Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:30 pm

Hey, honey. CMA awards? Or Jimmy’s special strip tease upstarirs? Huh? Huh?
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Re: Rita Makes Jim Watch the CMA Awards

Post by Irish-Dane » Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:33 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:30 pm
Hey, honey. CMA awards? Or Jimmy’s special strip tease upstarirs? Huh? Huh?
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Re: Rita Makes Jim Watch the CMA Awards

Post by sweetandsour » Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:44 pm

Irish-Dane wrote:
Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:33 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:30 pm
Hey, honey. CMA awards? Or Jimmy’s special strip tease upstarirs? Huh? Huh?
:joy:
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Re: Rita Makes Jim Watch the CMA Awards

Post by sweetandsour » Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:48 pm

JimVH wrote:
Wed Nov 08, 2017 7:56 pm
Direct quote from Rita when Miranda Lambert came out. "Wow. I mean really wow. I mean..."




That dress plunged below the poverty line.
Actually I was just fine til you said that.
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Re: Rita Makes Jim Watch the CMA Awards

Post by Roadmaster » Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:56 pm

None of them would make a zit on Conway Twitty's butt.
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Re: Rita Makes Jim Watch the CMA Awards

Post by JimVH » Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:58 pm

sweetandsour wrote:
Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:44 pm
Irish-Dane wrote:
Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:33 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:30 pm
Hey, honey. CMA awards? Or Jimmy’s special strip tease upstarirs? Huh? Huh?
:joy:
If that was the case, she would likely be doing the heckle thread.
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Re: Rita Makes Jim Watch the CMA Awards

Post by DepartedLight » Wed Nov 08, 2017 9:11 pm

Roadmaster wrote:
Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:56 pm
None of them would make a zit on Conway Twitty's butt.
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Re: Rita Makes Jim Watch the CMA Awards

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Re: Rita Makes Jim Watch the CMA Awards

Post by tuttle » Thu Nov 09, 2017 8:05 am

JimVH's heckle threads should become a CPS regular edition.
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Re: Rita Makes Jim Watch the CMA Awards

Post by FredS » Thu Nov 09, 2017 9:56 am

tuttle wrote:
Thu Nov 09, 2017 8:05 am
JimVH's heckle threads should become a CPS regular edition.
+1

I tried to watch it. Really, I did. I couldn't take more that 10 minutes.
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Re: Rita Makes Jim Watch the CMA Awards

Post by Del » Thu Nov 09, 2017 10:04 am

JimVH wrote:
Wed Nov 08, 2017 7:56 pm
Direct quote from Rita when Miranda Lambert came out. "Wow. I mean really wow. I mean..."




That dress plunged below the poverty line.
I had to check the web for this one.

She deployed some "push-up-and-out" foundation technology there.
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Re: Rita Makes Jim Watch the CMA Awards

Post by DepartedLight » Thu Nov 09, 2017 9:04 pm

The CMAs are on now.

Jim is not logged in.

So.

Strip tease? Or Role Play with Plumber making a house call?

Huh? Huh?
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Re: Rita Makes Jim Watch the CMA Awards

Post by Steverino » Fri Nov 10, 2017 6:33 pm

I tried watching it once back in the 90s but I just couldn't keep anything down.
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Re: Rita Makes Jim Watch the CMA Awards

Post by Bloodhound » Tue Nov 14, 2017 9:23 am

My wife watched...I went downstairs and tied flys.
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