Sonoran Desert Nasties, Episode VI -- Ajo Pyro Goose

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Sonoran Desert Nasties, Episode VI -- Ajo Pyro Goose

Post by UncleBob » Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:09 am

Only a very few geese are potentially dangerous to people. Of the 1,500 known goose species only 25 have a posting habit potent enough to be considered potentially dangerous to humans. Only one lives in the United States. The most dangerous goose in Arizona is the Ajo Pyro Goose, Anser Atavus Ajo Butt-achus. Growing to about 5' 5" in length

Their posting hurts—and can be very dangerous

Individuals that are stung by the Goose post experience acute pain for 24 to 72 hours. The post causes tingling sensation and numbness in the affected area, generally the eyes an buttocks. The affected part may also become temporarily immobilized after the posting. Some people also experience convulsions a few minutes after the post.

Fatalities associated with Ajo Pyro Goose are extremely rare, and actually haven’t occurred in decades. However, those with an allergic reaction, young children, pipe-puffing Pennsylvanians, PNW actors, and pets are more likely to experience life-threatening conditions from a Ajo Pyro Goose post.

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Re: Sonoran Desert Nasties, Episode VI -- Ajo Pyro Goose

Post by hugodrax » Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:25 am

Ah, Ajo. Did you know it autocorrects to "Ah no.?" AI is real.
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Re: Sonoran Desert Nasties, Episode VI -- Ajo Pyro Goose

Post by Goose55 » Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:33 am

UncleBob wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:09 am
Only a very few geese are potentially dangerous to people. Of the 1,500 known goose species only 25 have a posting habit potent enough to be considered potentially dangerous to humans. Only one lives in the United States. The most dangerous goose in Arizona is the Ajo Pyro Goose, Anser Atavus Ajo Butt-achus. Growing to about 5' 5" in length

Their posting hurts—and can be very dangerous

Individuals that are stung by the Goose post experience acute pain for 24 to 72 hours. The post causes tingling sensation and numbness in the affected area, generally the eyes an buttocks. The affected part may also become temporarily immobilized after the posting. Some people also experience convulsions a few minutes after the post.

Fatalities associated with Ajo Pyro Goose are extremely rare, and actually haven’t occurred in decades. However, those with an allergic reaction, young children, pipe-puffing Pennsylvanians, PNW actors, and pets are more likely to experience life-threatening conditions from a Ajo Pyro Goose post.

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Re: Sonoran Desert Nasties, Episode VI -- Ajo Pyro Goose

Post by hugodrax » Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:34 am

Goose55 wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:33 am
UncleBob wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:09 am
Only a very few geese are potentially dangerous to people. Of the 1,500 known goose species only 25 have a posting habit potent enough to be considered potentially dangerous to humans. Only one lives in the United States. The most dangerous goose in Arizona is the Ajo Pyro Goose, Anser Atavus Ajo Butt-achus. Growing to about 5' 5" in length

Their posting hurts—and can be very dangerous

Individuals that are stung by the Goose post experience acute pain for 24 to 72 hours. The post causes tingling sensation and numbness in the affected area, generally the eyes an buttocks. The affected part may also become temporarily immobilized after the posting. Some people also experience convulsions a few minutes after the post.

Fatalities associated with Ajo Pyro Goose are extremely rare, and actually haven’t occurred in decades. However, those with an allergic reaction, young children, pipe-puffing Pennsylvanians, PNW actors, and pets are more likely to experience life-threatening conditions from a Ajo Pyro Goose post.

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Re: Sonoran Desert Nasties, Episode VI -- Ajo Pyro Goose

Post by Goose55 » Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:44 am

hugodrax wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:34 am
Goose55 wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:33 am
UncleBob wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:09 am
Only a very few geese are potentially dangerous to people. Of the 1,500 known goose species only 25 have a posting habit potent enough to be considered potentially dangerous to humans. Only one lives in the United States. The most dangerous goose in Arizona is the Ajo Pyro Goose, Anser Atavus Ajo Butt-achus. Growing to about 5' 5" in length

Their posting hurts—and can be very dangerous

Individuals that are stung by the Goose post experience acute pain for 24 to 72 hours. The post causes tingling sensation and numbness in the affected area, generally the eyes an buttocks. The affected part may also become temporarily immobilized after the posting. Some people also experience convulsions a few minutes after the post.

Fatalities associated with Ajo Pyro Goose are extremely rare, and actually haven’t occurred in decades. However, those with an allergic reaction, young children, pipe-puffing Pennsylvanians, PNW actors, and pets are more likely to experience life-threatening conditions from a Ajo Pyro Goose post.

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Re: Sonoran Desert Nasties, Episode VI -- Ajo Pyro Goose

Post by hugodrax » Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:49 am

Goose55 wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:44 am
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:34 am
Goose55 wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:33 am
UncleBob wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:09 am
Only a very few geese are potentially dangerous to people. Of the 1,500 known goose species only 25 have a posting habit potent enough to be considered potentially dangerous to humans. Only one lives in the United States. The most dangerous goose in Arizona is the Ajo Pyro Goose, Anser Atavus Ajo Butt-achus. Growing to about 5' 5" in length

Their posting hurts—and can be very dangerous

Individuals that are stung by the Goose post experience acute pain for 24 to 72 hours. The post causes tingling sensation and numbness in the affected area, generally the eyes an buttocks. The affected part may also become temporarily immobilized after the posting. Some people also experience convulsions a few minutes after the post.

Fatalities associated with Ajo Pyro Goose are extremely rare, and actually haven’t occurred in decades. However, those with an allergic reaction, young children, pipe-puffing Pennsylvanians, PNW actors, and pets are more likely to experience life-threatening conditions from a Ajo Pyro Goose post.

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Is the Canada goose derping?

No, it's on patrol. Geese Police
You broke the internet again.
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Re: Sonoran Desert Nasties, Episode VI -- Ajo Pyro Goose

Post by Goose55 » Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:51 am

hugodrax wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:49 am
Goose55 wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:44 am
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:34 am
Goose55 wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:33 am
UncleBob wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:09 am
Only a very few geese are potentially dangerous to people. Of the 1,500 known goose species only 25 have a posting habit potent enough to be considered potentially dangerous to humans. Only one lives in the United States. The most dangerous goose in Arizona is the Ajo Pyro Goose, Anser Atavus Ajo Butt-achus. Growing to about 5' 5" in length

Their posting hurts—and can be very dangerous

Individuals that are stung by the Goose post experience acute pain for 24 to 72 hours. The post causes tingling sensation and numbness in the affected area, generally the eyes an buttocks. The affected part may also become temporarily immobilized after the posting. Some people also experience convulsions a few minutes after the post.

Fatalities associated with Ajo Pyro Goose are extremely rare, and actually haven’t occurred in decades. However, those with an allergic reaction, young children, pipe-puffing Pennsylvanians, PNW actors, and pets are more likely to experience life-threatening conditions from a Ajo Pyro Goose post.

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This is CPSNN.
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Is the Canada goose derping?

No, it's on patrol. Geese Police
You broke the internet again.
Sorry. I posted above the quote. I fixed it in my post above
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Post by hugodrax » Fri Dec 15, 2017 1:45 pm

You're an odd man, Duck.
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Post by UncleBob » Fri Dec 15, 2017 1:48 pm

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You're an odd man, Duck.
True. Especially with all his butt licking animals.
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Post by hugodrax » Fri Dec 15, 2017 1:57 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 1:48 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 1:45 pm
You're an odd man, Duck.
True. Especially with all his butt licking animals.
Should we tell him he bought a dog? Seems like someone should tell him.
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Post by Goose55 » Fri Dec 15, 2017 1:58 pm

Jealousy will get you nowhere.
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Post by hugodrax » Fri Dec 15, 2017 2:10 pm

Goose55 wrote:
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Jealousy will get you nowhere.
But a series of poor choices lead to Ajo.
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Post by infidel » Fri Dec 15, 2017 2:50 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 2:10 pm
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Jealousy will get you nowhere.
But a series of poor choices lead to Ajo.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Post by UncleBob » Fri Dec 15, 2017 3:15 pm

infidel wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 2:50 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 2:10 pm
Goose55 wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 1:58 pm
Jealousy will get you nowhere.
But a series of poor choices lead to Ajo.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Post by Goose55 » Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:46 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 3:15 pm
infidel wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 2:50 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 2:10 pm
Goose55 wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 1:58 pm
Jealousy will get you nowhere.
But a series of poor choices lead to Ajo.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Mocking bird?
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Post by DepartedLight » Sat Dec 16, 2017 9:21 am

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Post by hugodrax » Sat Dec 16, 2017 9:29 am

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That's hilarious. Uniquely bloody-minded creatures, apparently.
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Post by Goose55 » Sun Dec 17, 2017 12:21 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Sat Dec 16, 2017 9:29 am
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That's hilarious. Uniquely bloody-minded creatures, apparently.
Looks harmless enough to me. I think it has made friends with a human living there.
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Post by hugodrax » Sun Dec 17, 2017 12:25 pm

Goose55 wrote:
Sun Dec 17, 2017 12:21 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Sat Dec 16, 2017 9:29 am
DepartedLight wrote:
Sat Dec 16, 2017 9:21 am
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That's hilarious. Uniquely bloody-minded creatures, apparently.
Looks harmless enough to me. I think it has made friends with a human living there.
Here's your sign.
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Post by Goose55 » Sun Dec 17, 2017 1:38 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Sun Dec 17, 2017 12:25 pm
Goose55 wrote:
Sun Dec 17, 2017 12:21 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Sat Dec 16, 2017 9:29 am
DepartedLight wrote:
Sat Dec 16, 2017 9:21 am
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That's hilarious. Uniquely bloody-minded creatures, apparently.
Looks harmless enough to me. I think it has made friends with a human living there.
Here's your sign.
Believe me when I say. You want the goose as your friend.
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