How many potatoes are in your sack?

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How many potatoes are in your sack?

Post by Jocose » Tue Dec 19, 2017 5:59 am

I've got zero. I needs to pick up some bakers or reds perhaps, organic of course because potatoes are on the dirty dozen list for pesticides and whatnot.

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Re: How many potatoes are in your sack?

Post by Hovannes » Tue Dec 19, 2017 8:03 am

I approve of potatoes.

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Post by GaryInVA » Tue Dec 19, 2017 8:31 am

I like potatoes, my arthritis doesn't.
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Re: How many potatoes are in your sack?

Post by Cleon » Tue Dec 19, 2017 8:46 am

Two words (one word for those of you on Moonbase Alpha): Sweet Potatoes

There are 5 on my kitchen counter.
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Re: How many potatoes are in your sack?

Post by Del » Tue Dec 19, 2017 8:55 am

I has a dozen taters, Precious.
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Re: How many potatoes are in your sack?

Post by JimVH » Tue Dec 19, 2017 9:23 am

I can't believe we are discussing sacks. We are better than that.
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Re: How many potatoes are in your sack?

Post by DepartedLight » Tue Dec 19, 2017 10:19 am

I have 2 sweet potatoes ready to be cut up and tossed in the slow cooker with gizzards and mixed veggies.

I make my own dog food.
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Re: How many potatoes are in your sack?

Post by Roadmaster » Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:30 am

Two.
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Re: How many potatoes are in your sack?

Post by Cleon » Tue Dec 19, 2017 12:42 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 10:19 am
I have 2 sweet potatoes ready to be cut up and tossed in the slow cooker with gizzards and mixed veggies.

I make my own dog food.
That really doesn't sound like a bad dinner to me.
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Re: How many potatoes are in your sack?

Post by A_Morley » Tue Dec 19, 2017 1:38 pm

I disapprove.
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Re: How many potatoes are in your sack?

Post by JimVH » Tue Dec 19, 2017 4:06 pm

We used to use toe sacks for a variety of things around the house.
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Re: How many potatoes are in your sack?

Post by Goose55 » Tue Dec 19, 2017 7:56 pm

Roadmaster wrote:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:30 am
Two.
I see what you did there.
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Re: How many potatoes are in your sack?

Post by durangopipe » Tue Dec 19, 2017 8:01 pm

Goose55 wrote:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 7:56 pm
Roadmaster wrote:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:30 am
Two.
I see what you did there.
I didn’t.
Until now.
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Re: How many potatoes are in your sack?

Post by Del » Tue Dec 19, 2017 8:06 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 8:01 pm
Goose55 wrote:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 7:56 pm
Roadmaster wrote:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:30 am
Two.
I see what you did there.
I didn’t.
Until now.
Now try to unsee it. If you can.
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Re: How many potatoes are in your sack?

Post by durangopipe » Tue Dec 19, 2017 8:09 pm

Del wrote:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 8:06 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 8:01 pm
Goose55 wrote:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 7:56 pm
Roadmaster wrote:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:30 am
Two.
I see what you did there.
I didn’t.
Until now.
Now try to unsee it. If you can.
If only.
Glad I ate supper earlier.
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Re: How many potatoes are in your sack?

Post by JimVH » Tue Dec 19, 2017 8:43 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 8:09 pm
Del wrote:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 8:06 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 8:01 pm
Goose55 wrote:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 7:56 pm
Roadmaster wrote:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:30 am
Two.
I see what you did there.
I didn’t.
Until now.
Now try to unsee it. If you can.
If only.
Glad I ate supper earlier.
Potatoes?
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Re: How many potatoes are in your sack?

Post by DepartedLight » Tue Dec 19, 2017 8:55 pm

Cleon wrote:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 12:42 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 10:19 am
I have 2 sweet potatoes ready to be cut up and tossed in the slow cooker with gizzards and mixed veggies.

I make my own dog food.
That really doesn't sound like a bad dinner to me.
No spices. However, it’s far better smelling than any can I have ever opened. That’s really why I started doing it. Man. That’s just a stink I could no longer hang with.
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Re: How many potatoes are in your sack?

Post by durangopipe » Tue Dec 19, 2017 9:02 pm

JimVH wrote:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 8:43 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 8:09 pm
Del wrote:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 8:06 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 8:01 pm
Goose55 wrote:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 7:56 pm
Roadmaster wrote:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:30 am
Two.
I see what you did there.
I didn’t.
Until now.
Now try to unsee it. If you can.
If only.
Glad I ate supper earlier.
Potatoes?
:rotfl:
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Re: How many potatoes are in your sack?

Post by Roadmaster » Wed Dec 20, 2017 11:43 am

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