2017 CPS Awards--Red Carpet!

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--Red Carpet!

Post by durangopipe » Thu Dec 21, 2017 10:43 am

hugodrax wrote:
Thu Dec 21, 2017 10:22 am
durangopipe wrote:
Thu Dec 21, 2017 9:59 am
DepartedLight wrote:
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UncleBob wrote:
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coco wrote:
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I do not have the skills.
Me either.
There’s no way I could walk in high heels.

I’m going to rent a tux for the big event.
Renting a tux? For what night?
The Morleys Red Carpet event, of course.
I don’t want to show up on People Magazine’s worst dressed list.

This is going to be televised, isn’t it?
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--Red Carpet!

Post by coco » Thu Dec 21, 2017 11:48 am

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--Red Carpet!

Post by coco » Thu Dec 21, 2017 11:58 am

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--Red Carpet!

Post by Skip » Thu Dec 21, 2017 12:29 pm

coco, I want my retinas back.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--Red Carpet!

Post by DepartedLight » Thu Dec 21, 2017 1:06 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--Red Carpet!

Post by coco » Thu Dec 21, 2017 2:38 pm

Wouldn't miss it

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--Red Carpet!

Post by hugodrax » Thu Dec 21, 2017 3:45 pm

coco wrote:
Thu Dec 21, 2017 2:38 pm
Wouldn't miss it

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Your dinner jacket does not fit. Yeesh. Buncha farmers around here....
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--Red Carpet!

Post by TNLawPiper » Thu Dec 21, 2017 3:55 pm

I'm staying in the car until I know the trophies have arrived. TNLP will not be made a fool.

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--Red Carpet!

Post by hugodrax » Thu Dec 21, 2017 4:02 pm

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Thu Dec 21, 2017 3:55 pm
I'm staying in the car until I know the trophies have arrived. TNLP will not be made a fool.
I agree. You were born that way. :D
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--Red Carpet!

Post by durangopipe » Thu Dec 21, 2017 10:50 pm

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I’m golden.
Just to be nominated.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--Red Carpet!

Post by A_Morley » Thu Dec 21, 2017 11:19 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Thu Dec 21, 2017 3:45 pm
coco wrote:
Thu Dec 21, 2017 2:38 pm
Wouldn't miss it

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Your dinner jacket does not fit. Yeesh. Buncha farmers around here....
My dinner jacket is over a century old and fits me very well.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--Red Carpet!

Post by coco » Fri Dec 22, 2017 9:29 am

A_Morley wrote:
Thu Dec 21, 2017 11:19 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Dec 21, 2017 3:45 pm
coco wrote:
Thu Dec 21, 2017 2:38 pm
Wouldn't miss it

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Your dinner jacket does not fit. Yeesh. Buncha farmers around here....
My dinner jacket is over a century old and fits me very well.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--Red Carpet!

Post by hugodrax » Fri Dec 22, 2017 10:34 am

coco wrote:
Fri Dec 22, 2017 9:29 am
A_Morley wrote:
Thu Dec 21, 2017 11:19 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Dec 21, 2017 3:45 pm
coco wrote:
Thu Dec 21, 2017 2:38 pm
Wouldn't miss it

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Your dinner jacket does not fit. Yeesh. Buncha farmers around here....
My dinner jacket is over a century old and fits me very well.
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Googling my professional image, are you? Sneaky.

:lol:
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--Red Carpet!

Post by coco » Fri Dec 22, 2017 12:01 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Fri Dec 22, 2017 10:34 am
coco wrote:
Fri Dec 22, 2017 9:29 am
A_Morley wrote:
Thu Dec 21, 2017 11:19 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Dec 21, 2017 3:45 pm
coco wrote:
Thu Dec 21, 2017 2:38 pm
Wouldn't miss it

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Your dinner jacket does not fit. Yeesh. Buncha farmers around here....
My dinner jacket is over a century old and fits me very well.
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Googling my professional image, are you? Sneaky.

:lol:
I looked all over CPS trying to find one. Google to the rescue. The shoulders are the correct width on your suit, which is more than I can say for my tux above.

John-Boy said you look pretty hawt in your Litte Red Riding Hood getup.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--Red Carpet!

Post by Jared » Fri Dec 22, 2017 12:32 pm

Lol, shouldn't come as a surprise being the red headed stepchild but I'm surprised no one has photoshopped me for the obligatory red carpet photo. I mean, come on, I'm the three time winner of the most likely not to get an award award. I should make an appearance.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--Red Carpet!

Post by coco » Fri Dec 22, 2017 12:50 pm

Jared wrote:
Fri Dec 22, 2017 12:32 pm
Lol, shouldn't come as a surprise being the red headed stepchild but I'm surprised no one has photoshopped me for the obligatory red carpet photo. I mean, come on, I'm the three time winner of the most likely not to get an award award. I should make an appearance.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--Red Carpet!

Post by coco » Fri Dec 22, 2017 4:14 pm

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--Red Carpet!

Post by Roadmaster » Fri Dec 22, 2017 4:44 pm

Jared wrote:
Fri Dec 22, 2017 12:32 pm
Lol, shouldn't come as a surprise being the red headed stepchild but I'm surprised no one has photoshopped me for the obligatory red carpet photo. I mean, come on, I'm the three time winner of the most likely not to get an award award. I should make an appearance.
Looks like you, once again. are the most unlikely to win the award.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--Red Carpet!

Post by UncleBob » Fri Dec 22, 2017 9:45 pm

The trophies are ready! Soon, the announcement!

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--Red Carpet!

Post by Roadmaster » Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:56 am

I'm as giddy as a schoolgirl!
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