2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys! WINNERS

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys! WINNERS

Post by hugodrax » Tue Dec 26, 2017 3:45 pm

Skip wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 12:08 pm
FredS wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 11:47 am
durangopipe wrote:
Sun Dec 24, 2017 10:21 pm
I am honored.
Skip wrote:
Mon Dec 25, 2017 11:50 am
Two awards? I feel honored.
Honored? You guys don't really understand how this thing works.
I'm not too unhappy with my two. I've been called a kilted curmudgeon by people who don't even know this place exists.
I wish I had leg warmers.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys! WINNERS

Post by JimVH » Tue Dec 26, 2017 3:50 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 3:45 pm
Skip wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 12:08 pm
FredS wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 11:47 am
durangopipe wrote:
Sun Dec 24, 2017 10:21 pm
I am honored.
Skip wrote:
Mon Dec 25, 2017 11:50 am
Two awards? I feel honored.
Honored? You guys don't really understand how this thing works.
I'm not too unhappy with my two. I've been called a kilted curmudgeon by people who don't even know this place exists.
I wish I had leg warmers.
I have never and will never desire a burrito that crunches.
"Burritos should not crunch." The Bible

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys! WINNERS

Post by durangopipe » Tue Dec 26, 2017 4:04 pm

FredS wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 11:47 am
durangopipe wrote:
Sun Dec 24, 2017 10:21 pm
I am honored.
Skip wrote:
Mon Dec 25, 2017 11:50 am
Two awards? I feel honored.
Honored? You guys don't really understand how this thing works.
Honored to be thought visible enough to be dishonored.
As in, “What is it wit’ ‘dis honor?”

Next year, I’m hoping for a lifetime lack of achievements award.
I should be a lock.
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2017 Morley - Outstanding BRATASS of the Year

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys! WINNERS

Post by hugodrax » Tue Dec 26, 2017 4:05 pm

JimVH wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 3:50 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 3:45 pm
Skip wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 12:08 pm
FredS wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 11:47 am
durangopipe wrote:
Sun Dec 24, 2017 10:21 pm
I am honored.
Skip wrote:
Mon Dec 25, 2017 11:50 am
Two awards? I feel honored.
Honored? You guys don't really understand how this thing works.
I'm not too unhappy with my two. I've been called a kilted curmudgeon by people who don't even know this place exists.
I wish I had leg warmers.
I have never and will never desire a burrito that crunches.
It's really cold right now.
Etiam mihi opinio anserem perirent.

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys! WINNERS

Post by Skip » Tue Dec 26, 2017 5:04 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 4:05 pm
JimVH wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 3:50 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 3:45 pm
Skip wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 12:08 pm
FredS wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 11:47 am
durangopipe wrote:
Sun Dec 24, 2017 10:21 pm
I am honored.
Skip wrote:
Mon Dec 25, 2017 11:50 am
Two awards? I feel honored.
Honored? You guys don't really understand how this thing works.
I'm not too unhappy with my two. I've been called a kilted curmudgeon by people who don't even know this place exists.
I wish I had leg warmers.
I have never and will never desire a burrito that crunches.
It's really cold right now.
Has Goose acknowledged his wins yet? I mean, other than trying to maybe give SockPuppeh some grief?
2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017 Winner of the CPS Award: "Most Likely to be Found Without Pants at Any Given Moment"

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys! WINNERS

Post by hugodrax » Tue Dec 26, 2017 5:44 pm

Skip wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 5:04 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 4:05 pm
JimVH wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 3:50 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 3:45 pm
Skip wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 12:08 pm
FredS wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 11:47 am
durangopipe wrote:
Sun Dec 24, 2017 10:21 pm
I am honored.
Skip wrote:
Mon Dec 25, 2017 11:50 am
Two awards? I feel honored.
Honored? You guys don't really understand how this thing works.
I'm not too unhappy with my two. I've been called a kilted curmudgeon by people who don't even know this place exists.
I wish I had leg warmers.
I have never and will never desire a burrito that crunches.
It's really cold right now.
Has Goose acknowledged his wins yet? I mean, other than trying to maybe give SockPuppeh some grief?
What are the chances he knows what a non sequitur is?
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys! WINNERS

Post by Skip » Tue Dec 26, 2017 5:58 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 5:44 pm
Skip wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 5:04 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 4:05 pm
JimVH wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 3:50 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 3:45 pm
Skip wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 12:08 pm
FredS wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 11:47 am
durangopipe wrote:
Sun Dec 24, 2017 10:21 pm
I am honored.
Skip wrote:
Mon Dec 25, 2017 11:50 am
Two awards? I feel honored.
Honored? You guys don't really understand how this thing works.
I'm not too unhappy with my two. I've been called a kilted curmudgeon by people who don't even know this place exists.
I wish I had leg warmers.
I have never and will never desire a burrito that crunches.
It's really cold right now.
Has Goose acknowledged his wins yet? I mean, other than trying to maybe give SockPuppeh some grief?
What are the chances he knows what a non sequitur is?
He appears to eschew ubiquitous and contemporary knowledge bases and research options, so the probability remains at least as great as that phrase's usefulness in the general populace.
2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017 Winner of the CPS Award: "Most Likely to be Found Without Pants at Any Given Moment"

2017 Curmudgeon of the Year

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys! WINNERS

Post by hugodrax » Tue Dec 26, 2017 7:18 pm

Skip wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 5:58 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 5:44 pm
Skip wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 5:04 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 4:05 pm
JimVH wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 3:50 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 3:45 pm
Skip wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 12:08 pm
FredS wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 11:47 am
durangopipe wrote:
Sun Dec 24, 2017 10:21 pm
I am honored.
Skip wrote:
Mon Dec 25, 2017 11:50 am
Two awards? I feel honored.
Honored? You guys don't really understand how this thing works.
I'm not too unhappy with my two. I've been called a kilted curmudgeon by people who don't even know this place exists.
I wish I had leg warmers.
He's also so hellfired goose-like bashing his
I have never and will never desire a burrito that crunches.
It's really cold right now.
Has Goose acknowledged his wins yet? I mean, other than trying to maybe give SockPuppeh some grief?
What are the chances he knows what a non sequitur is?
He appears to eschew ubiquitous and contemporary knowledge bases and research options, so the probability remains at least as great as that phrase's usefulness in the general populace.
I think that picture of the goose was a self portrait. He's battled to get in. He's fought. He's bonked his head. It might take a moment to realize that the board giving him four insulting awards is exactly the opposite of that glass door that's been causing him so much confusion. People have to like you a little to interact, let alone tease. Seems to me the door has been thrown wide open to him and I hope he realizes that.

And I voted for him like thirty-five times. :lol:
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys! WINNERS

Post by Goose55 » Tue Dec 26, 2017 8:32 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 7:18 pm
Skip wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 5:58 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 5:44 pm
Skip wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 5:04 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 4:05 pm
JimVH wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 3:50 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 3:45 pm
Skip wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 12:08 pm
FredS wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 11:47 am




Honored? You guys don't really understand how this thing works.
I'm not too unhappy with my two. I've been called a kilted curmudgeon by people who don't even know this place exists.
I wish I had leg warmers.
He's also so hellfired goose-like bashing his
I have never and will never desire a burrito that crunches.
It's really cold right now.
Has Goose acknowledged his wins yet? I mean, other than trying to maybe give SockPuppeh some grief?
What are the chances he knows what a non sequitur is?
He appears to eschew ubiquitous and contemporary knowledge bases and research options, so the probability remains at least as great as that phrase's usefulness in the general populace.
I think that picture of the goose was a self portrait. He's battled to get in. He's fought. He's bonked his head. It might take a moment to realize that the board giving him four insulting awards is exactly the opposite of that glass door that's been causing him so much confusion. People have to like you a little to interact, let alone tease. Seems to me the door has been thrown wide open to him and I hope he realizes that.

And I voted for him like thirty-five times. :lol:
I see I won four awards. Quite a number. Nice to find I am popular. Thank you.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys! WINNERS

Post by joegoat » Wed Dec 27, 2017 1:13 pm

I'd like to thank: Rosaura Sessums, Mai Lauffer, Shayla Mahle, Eileen Sturrock, Dan Rundle, Jolynn Favero, Cecile Lorance, Manuel Schexnayder, Marilee Delee, Juliette Aponte, Bethanie Watson, Trenton Revard, Carolyn Casagrande, Jerome Thornberry, Davida Polich, Salome Clayborn, Chanelle Landa, Cherelle Maziarz, Maximina Baxley, Doretha Ehrman, Lyndia Heiney, Elouise Lessman, Wilda Sak, Suzette Dumont, Irmgard Arend, Gertha Reese, Elane Tercero, Kai Dworkin Rosella Derrick, Emile Lamarre, Afton Tripodi, Tasha Games, Bobbi Horvat, Albert Brewster, Dione Symonds, Trinh Duncan, Shaneka Hensel, Marquetta Shah, Chantal Venters, Mozelle Theriot, Salena Hilker, Ruthie Hagerty, Latrina Butterfield, Asia Maxim, Kami Desmond, Anissa Deguzman, Vennie Rolando, Shad Noakes, Ezequiel Moates,Jerome Pruitt, Jeremy Walsh, Shyanne Schmidt, Jayden Curtis, Cordell Pollard, Mathias Chandler, Zoe Shepherd, Carmen Cochran, Braxton Reese, Mallory Kemp, Jamya Allison, America Lewis, Sydnee Reilly, Eliana Roth, Aubrie Spears, Skyler Coffey, Abdiel Mcneil, Immanuel Mora, Darian Park, Dominik Oliver, Annabelle Daniels, Claire Christensen, Donovan Kelly, Destinee Krueger, Talan Chase, Desiree Maxwell, Jillian Walters, Journey Crawford, Amanda Horn,Andrew Yu, Caleb Acevedo, Tyson Ritter, Darryl Travis, Aubree Bentley, Carlie Ball, Norah Cardenas, Leilani Duncan, Jenny Chen, Giovanna Garrett, Dayton Mcdaniel, Jadyn Hudson, Mckenna Leon, Alex Johnson, Presley Le, Sage Nolan, Jada Bradshaw, Akira Hughes, Jazmyn Ashley, Jamarcus Harmon, Deandre Hutchinson, Livia Frye, Kaydence Floyd, Lamar Rice, Karlie Romero, Dwayne Duke, Mackenzie Anderson, Rayan Nielsen, Jazmin Wheeler, Matilda Bass, Carl Mccormick, Rayne Morrow, Piper Sloan, Jaime Stanton, Luis Mcintyre, Alessandra Bernard, Cason Sharp, Kaylah Crosby, Kinsley Avery, Tate Franklin, Marianna Nixon, Damon Vargas, Boston Madden, Jaidyn Hale, Laura Shaw, Jade Estes, Brooklynn Taylor, Allen Mathis, Jensen Hines, Caroline Roberson, Faith Atkins, Whitney Rios, Byron Vaughn, Julianne Hall, Paul Ruiz, Zander Garner, Alexandria Lamb, Molly Campos, Harmony Bennett, Jaquan Leach, Tommy Cummings, Conner Miranda, Aliyah Snyder, Peyton Strong, Aisha Huff, Myah Costa, Michelle Jimenez, Angelo Lucero, Teagan Garza, Christopher Gomez, Elian Vaughan, Scott LeDar, Franklin Ovendorff, and my dog Casey.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys! WINNERS

Post by Irish-Dane » Wed Dec 27, 2017 2:22 pm

Happy to have not cringed at seeing my name one more year. Thank you; thank you very much.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys! WINNERS

Post by coco » Wed Dec 27, 2017 2:24 pm

Irish-Dane wrote:
Wed Dec 27, 2017 2:22 pm
Happy to have not cringed at seeing my name one more year. Thank you; thank you very much.
Check out the Red Carpet for some cringe-worthy stuff.
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Post by Irish-Dane » Wed Dec 27, 2017 2:25 pm

coco wrote:
Wed Dec 27, 2017 2:24 pm
Irish-Dane wrote:
Wed Dec 27, 2017 2:22 pm
Happy to have not cringed at seeing my name one more year. Thank you; thank you very much.
Check out the Red Carpet for some cringe-worthy stuff.
Oh dear.
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Post by SockPuppeh » Wed Dec 27, 2017 4:01 pm

Irish-Dane wrote:
Wed Dec 27, 2017 2:22 pm
Happy to have not cringed at seeing my name one more year. Thank you; thank you very much.
yu ar nawt az pawpyulr ez skip

end nobodee iz az pawpyulr ez goose55
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys! WINNERS

Post by Goose55 » Thu Dec 28, 2017 10:39 am

SockPuppeh wrote:
Wed Dec 27, 2017 4:01 pm
Irish-Dane wrote:
Wed Dec 27, 2017 2:22 pm
Happy to have not cringed at seeing my name one more year. Thank you; thank you very much.
yu ar nawt az pawpyulr ez skip

end nobodee iz az pawpyulr ez goose55
Warms my heart to hear it. Really does.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys! WINNERS

Post by JimVH » Thu Dec 28, 2017 10:48 am

I haven't received my prize check, yet.
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Post by coco » Thu Dec 28, 2017 3:00 pm

JimVH wrote:
Thu Dec 28, 2017 10:48 am
I haven't received my prize check, yet.
You will receive an email soon explaining how to claim your prize. It will be sent from a Nigerian prince.
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys! WINNERS

Post by SockPuppeh » Thu Dec 28, 2017 3:12 pm

Goose55 wrote:
Thu Dec 28, 2017 10:39 am
SockPuppeh wrote:
Wed Dec 27, 2017 4:01 pm
Irish-Dane wrote:
Wed Dec 27, 2017 2:22 pm
Happy to have not cringed at seeing my name one more year. Thank you; thank you very much.
yu ar nawt az pawpyulr ez skip

end nobodee iz az pawpyulr ez goose55
Warms my heart to hear it. Really does.
dat wawrm felng mait b du krunche buretoz

nekst yer mabe yu kan go for faiv
ai fink derr4 ai whiddle

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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys! WINNERS

Post by DepartedLight » Thu Dec 28, 2017 7:24 pm

I protest the term, “cockles.”
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Re: 2017 CPS Awards--The Morleys! WINNERS

Post by hugodrax » Thu Dec 28, 2017 8:19 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
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I protest the term, “cockles.”
You should see Fred doing his tranny "impression."
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