There's a Pipe in My Puppy

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There's a Pipe in My Puppy

Post by hugodrax » Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:22 am

Anybody's dog ever eaten their pipe? Anybody?
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Re: There's a Pipe in My Puppy

Post by UncleBob » Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:33 am

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

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Re: There's a Pipe in My Puppy

Post by UncleBob » Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:35 am

wolfie03 wrote:
Sun Aug 02, 2009 9:31 pm
thestablesonfire- One time my bother had a pipe that got chewed up by a dog and we went to Paul's Pipe Shop and got his stem taken care of for $20. Paul's maybe the best pipe shop around.

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Re: There's a Pipe in My Puppy

Post by hugodrax » Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:37 am

UncleBob wrote:
Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:33 am
Dog ate my churchwarden...
You and your serious responses.
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Re: There's a Pipe in My Puppy

Post by UncleBob » Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:59 am

hugodrax wrote:
Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:37 am
UncleBob wrote:
Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:33 am
Dog ate my churchwarden...
You and your serious responses.
Sorry. I thought it an interesting question. Hey! Check these out:
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Carry on.
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Re: There's a Pipe in My Puppy

Post by Bloodhound » Wed Jan 10, 2018 11:21 am

When I worked the road and had my lab, we used to sit out in front of the jail in front of the big blue and silver sign that read, "Anyone on this premises may be searched at any time..." and people would stop and pet the dog before they went into the jail for visitation. Busted lots of folks with pot pipes and meth pipes and the associated drugs for mentioned pipes...Jake never ate them, but he sure could find them.
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Re: There's a Pipe in My Puppy

Post by Sir Moose » Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:28 pm

Sometimes they can't find a pipe so they settle for something else...

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Re: There's a Pipe in My Puppy

Post by durangopipe » Wed Jan 10, 2018 11:37 pm

hogleg wrote:
Tue Aug 26, 2014 3:52 am
Winton wrote:That is why I don't have a dog. The kids are destructive enough. I just got a churchwarden from P&C. Haven't tried it yet, but it looks like it will be a great pipe.
Dogs just make life better

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Panda chewed up three pair of one friend’s prescription glasses and one pipe stem. She was somewhat notorious at our local optician.

But I still agree with hogleg on this one.
I’ll take pipe chewing dog over no dog any day,
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Re: There's a Pipe in My Puppy

Post by durangopipe » Wed Jan 10, 2018 11:40 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:59 am
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:37 am
UncleBob wrote:
Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:33 am
Dog ate my churchwarden...
You and your serious responses.
Sorry. I thought it an interesting question. Hey! Check these out:
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Carry on.
SlowToke and his buddies, looks like.
Good lookin’ crew.
The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity.. J.R.R. Tolkien

2017 Morley - Outstanding BRATASS of the Year

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