Caption This - Porcine Edition

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Post by hugodrax » Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:34 am

Empress of Blandings? No, I'm the Duke of Pork.
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Post by hugodrax » Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:35 am

Oh, the Wilderness Years were the worst. Winnie was always down here, mucking about, poking me with his walking stick.
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Post by FredS » Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:59 am

Yo.
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Post by StoicDetective » Sat Feb 10, 2018 9:04 am

Oh piggy, if you were only a true Texan, ... then you'd be HOG!!!!Image

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Post by JudgeRusty » Sat Feb 10, 2018 9:06 am

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Post by gaining_age » Sat Feb 10, 2018 9:09 am

Brother, can you spare some mud?
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Post by JimVH » Sat Feb 10, 2018 9:37 am

Y'all are exceeding my expectations.



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Post by Cleon » Sat Feb 10, 2018 9:45 am

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Post by bean_counter » Sat Feb 10, 2018 12:03 pm

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Post by MrPiper » Sat Feb 10, 2018 2:09 pm

And after the fair, the farmer said my next stop is going to be Heavenly!

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Post by hugodrax » Sat Feb 10, 2018 2:29 pm

Welcome to the Hotel California
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Post by hugodrax » Sat Feb 10, 2018 2:30 pm

Karl? Karl? You gotta stop drinking, Karl.
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Post by hugodrax » Sat Feb 10, 2018 2:34 pm

So then I did a port side belly roll, hit the deck and slammed on the afterburners. Left that Mig in the dust. That's how pigs fly, you dirty commie bastards!
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Post by hugodrax » Sat Feb 10, 2018 2:40 pm

You wouldn't understand, Karl. You weren't in 'Nam.
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Post by hugodrax » Sat Feb 10, 2018 2:44 pm

Wheee! Wheee! Whee!

Oh s***, I AM home.
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Post by hugodrax » Sat Feb 10, 2018 2:47 pm

What?
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Post by hugodrax » Sat Feb 10, 2018 2:48 pm

You called?
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Post by hugodrax » Sat Feb 10, 2018 2:52 pm

You didn't "raise" s***, Karl. My momma raised me.
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Re: Caption This - Porcine Edition

Post by hugodrax » Sat Feb 10, 2018 2:53 pm

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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